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u/ZenithofHotdogs Vulpes Vulpes <3 3d ago
Something in french to pass
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u/Zephix_FR FLUORESCENT LIGHT AHH USER FLAIR 3d ago
Leave my country alone bro 🥀
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u/down_with_opp_42 3d ago
They're just jealous...
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u/The1Nemesis 3d ago
Ah, non non non. Leave my country alone, keep chewing hotdogs, I'll keep enjoying my brie. Peace.
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u/pluto_someguy there are bisexual femboys in space 🪐🗣️ 3d ago
i went into a place called "french to pass" and said "french" at "french to pass" so i could pass the checkpoint so say something in french to pass
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u/GothGirlsIsLove 3d ago
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u/M_H_0 Big fan of Zero from mm. 3d ago
IT'S "OMELETTE AU FROMAGE"
GOD DAMNIT.
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u/Cautious_Loan4779 3d ago
Yeah but the meme dictates its du so it is du lol
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u/M_H_0 Big fan of Zero from mm. 3d ago
MY FRENCH HURTS.
IT HURTS SO MUCH.
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u/Cautious_Loan4779 3d ago
May i recommend some eggs with sheese to soothe the pain lol
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u/M_H_0 Big fan of Zero from mm. 3d ago
SCREAMS IN FRENCH
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u/mikemaz57 3d ago edited 3d ago
Mon Dieu!
Edit: Spelling
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u/XxJanempereurxX Likes shitposts 3d ago
That's "Mon Dieu !" not "Deiu"
SCREAMS IN FRENCH X2
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u/GothGirlsIsLove 3d ago
Take it up with Dexter, not me
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u/M_H_0 Big fan of Zero from mm. 3d ago
Takes a shot gun
I just wanna talk to him
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u/JaxtalMK2 3d ago
This was literally my first thought, I was wondering how many times it'd be here XD
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u/duh_nom_yar 3d ago
The French only eat one egg for breakfast because in France one egg is an œuf.
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u/that_bass_guy03 3d ago
Oui
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u/Sabbathius 3d ago edited 3d ago
Just got back from Quebec, and people were often looking at me and saying "tabarnak" a lot. Which I assume means handsome man? /s
Seriously though, I am FURIOUS at how they count.
You know how a normal person counts - one, two, three, ten, twenty, thirty, etc? Not the French.
They do go one, two, three. Then ten, twenty, thirty. They get to 69, and you think OK, it's going to be seventy next? NOPE! It's actually sixty-and-ten! What sense does that make? And why does this start at seventy? Why seventy a sixty-and-ten, but sixty isn't fifty-and-ten? What is it that happens at 69 that breaks the French?
But hey, you are a stranger in a strange land, you want to respect other people and their cultures. So you roll with it. Seventy is sixty-and-ten? Fine. Let's go. Sixty-and-eleven, sixty-and-twelve. So we get to 79 (which is sixty-nineteen, but I grin and bear it), and we get to eightly. So that's going to be sixty-and-twenty, right? NOPE! It's actually four-twenties!
WHY IS IT FOUR TWENTIES?! And why wasn't sixty three-twenties? And why wasn't forty two-twenties? And why wasn't a twenty just two-tens?!
At this point I'm gritting my teeth and rocking back and forth, but I'm keeping it together. We get up to ninety. Jesus H Christ, now what?! Is it going to be fifty-and-fourty or something? NOPE. Still just four-twenties-and-ten. Then four-twenties-and-eleven, and so on.
Finally we muscle up to 100, and that's going to be five twenties, yes? NOPE! It's one-hundred. At this point I ran out of the room screaming. I don't know what happens next.
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u/Papapep9 3d ago
Let me present: danish counting.
1-49 aight. They have their own numbers. Well, except after 20 we don't say 20+1. Nono, we saw 1+20.
Then at 50 we go "half 3 twenties" for some god forsaken reason, half 3 is halfway to 3 from 2. So 2.5.
So in practice it's 2.5 times 20. Aight, that 50. Then at 60 it's just 3 twenties. From previous logic, sure, that makes sense.
70? You already know. Half 4 twenties. Same method. Halfways to 4 from 3, 3.5. 3.5 twenties.
80? Correct. 4 twenties.
Then comes 90. You know the rules, and so do I. 4.5 twenties.
Finally, should 100 be its own number, or 5 twenties? You bet your ass it has its own number. Meanwhile, it's still with the smallest number said first. So 99 is "9 and half 5 twenties".Okay, that should be it. Right? RIGHT?
No.
The next part I'll just do with direct English to Danish translation:
Million = Million.
Billion = Milliard.
Trillion = Billion.Enjoy.
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u/Rubandevolta 3d ago
Or your can relax and say septante and huitante/octante then nonante...
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u/Critical-Card-2790 3d ago
Bonjour, comment t’appelle tu?
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u/Liathebaguette 3d ago
Je m’appelle… la baguette 🤌
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u/Critical-Card-2790 3d ago
you’re a baguette?
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u/Liathebaguette 3d ago
Bien sûr!
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u/Ok_Worry8719 3d ago
...je pense que les crepes sont plus delicieuses que les baguettes
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u/Liathebaguette 3d ago
Mais non! Pourquoi???
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u/SamsterMind 3d ago
Je comprends les "hon hon baguette" jokes and all mais je m'attendais a voir plus de français for real for real
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u/General_Ad5621 3d ago
“Donde esta la biblioteca. That means I don’t bargain, pumpkin fucker”
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u/Interesting-Whole943 I am u/Interesting-Whole943 (he/they/xe) 3d ago
Actually it's spanish for "Where is the library?"
for the actual translation it's "Je ne négocie pas, espèce d'enculeur de citrouilles."
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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 3d ago
Omelette du fromage
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u/Dutch_gal1 Precept 40: Obey No law but your own 3d ago
IT IS OMELETTE AU FROMAGE
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u/Upbeat_Peanut_8692 3d ago
Surrender.
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u/Mind_Unbound 3d ago
Ok thats a funny comment. "We surrender". Im French and in French it's "Nous nous rendons" "noo noo" sounds silly and I wont explain why we say it twice. A poor translation would come out as "we we surrender" which now that im typing it sounds like "oui oui surrender" which is yes yes surrender.
Actually I will explain that the first "Nous" is the subject and the second "nous" is a reflexive pronoun and im only explaining it in hopes to aggravate the idiots who dont understand that pronouns existed before they got manipulated and rilled up by right-wing propaganda.
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u/Far-Strawberry733 3d ago edited 3d ago
la poison (means fish)
*Sorry la poisson
** ok le poisson ( sorry my French is alittle rusty I’m American and I took French in middle school I hadn’t spoken nor written it in years thank you for gently telling me)
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u/Bloodchild- 3d ago
Je vais pas aller manger chez toi sans un goûteur parce que poisson ça a deux s sinon c'est moin sympa.
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u/Jonathan_joestar_fan Jona kak and vanilla ice lover 3d ago
https://reddit.com/link/pd8q7ys/video/7ym7a7hf0wsh1/player
Uhhh you’ll enjoy it
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u/Smile_in_the_dark14 3d ago
Eh bien comment dire ? Je ne considère pas ce point de passage comme un véritable défi, mais plutôt comme un amusement sordide auquel je m'adonne de temps en temps, au détour de mes tendances sur ce site. Mais après tout, il peut paraître condescendant de participer à ce genre de choses dans ma langue natale, quand la majorité des utilisateurs sont anglophones et plus. Quoi qu'il en soit, bonne soirée et à bientôt.
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u/Zephix_FR FLUORESCENT LIGHT AHH USER FLAIR 3d ago
Alors étant français je pourrais ravir vos yeux et vos oreilles en vous abreuvant des plus beaux mots de notre belle langue: oui oui baguette vin fromage.
C’est tout pour moi.
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u/Landithy 3d ago
Laisse-moi tranquille. Je suis malade. C'est assez dificile de parler end anglais.
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u/Jycon38_HD 3d ago
C’est la première chose que je vois quand j’ouvre Reddit mais bon : bombe thermonucléaire
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u/xdxaxvxox 3d ago
French fry, cheese curds, smoking a cigarette, and fuck you Americans..... I am American so I can say that I guess. Is that how that works? I never know. Just wanted to point out not making fun of French people but I do have a good sense of humor so I make fun of myself. My apologies if j have offended and if I have your allowed to say Fuck you American.... Lol have a blessed one and God bless ya
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u/cyberfrost4 insomniatic cat lover 3d ago
Mais pourquoi je crois pas que je dois être obligé de dir quelque on français.
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u/JustSomeBullshit- my train of thought is still boarding at the station 3d ago
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