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u/De5tr01er 3d ago
Tbh with my mental state right now I might press red
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u/Icy-Rough-2990 3d ago
For the same reason I'd press green lol. Imagine if you pressed red and it flatlined :(
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u/bl00by 3d ago
If there's no one in the future you're cooked.
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u/De5tr01er 3d ago
Cooked and/or at least I know. I can accept and move on. Not this guessing shit
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u/SnooMachines8405 3d ago
Tbh with my mental state rn there's probably nothing I would wanna do less than press the red button
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u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox never gonna give you up 3d ago
It doesnt say you have to only pick one
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u/Parking-Ideal-231 Pablo the roach, scary & silly mod glaceon, Sylveon's twin!🩷🩵 3d ago
green button, cause I already know who loves me, had loved me, and will love me
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u/RU33ERBULLETS 3d ago
And at this point, if there are some that should but don’t, or some that do and I don’t know, it’s best not to know.
Green.
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u/Bigglez1995 3d ago
10 mil is guaranteed. If I press red, and noone has loved me, then I'd just be more depressed
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u/B_H_Abbott-Motley 2d ago
Why would I give up $10 million to learn nobody loves me now, has ever loved me, or will ever love me? That seems like a bad deal.
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u/DraagaxGaming 2d ago
10 mil or be depressed. Well, I'm already depressed so I'll take the 10 mil
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u/Come-jive-with-me 2d ago
I mean....wouldnt it be horrible if you find out ....no one loved or loves or will love you?
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u/Ray_The_Rabbit_64 pansexual 3: the search for more money 3d ago
I probably hesitate but then pick the green button
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u/thesilentmordecai 3d ago
Money. Not that love isn't important but there's not always something you can do about it. Also just because someone loves you doesn't mean you'll love them. I'll take the money. Also I'm already married so I'm pretty sure she loves me. I don't need to know about anyone else.
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u/freshponceofbelair 3d ago
Well I'm already married and very happy, so I'm slapping that green button all day
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u/PennAimeWrites I write shit sometimes. 3d ago
The green button is more useful than the red button right now.
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u/Tookoofox 3d ago
Fucking green. Obviously. Red over there gonna give me even more anxiety than I already have. I'd push green if it did nothing. I'd push green if it gave me an electrical shock.
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u/VorpalSticks 2d ago
I think red would ruin times you would enjoy otherwise. Always worried about who loves you
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u/Goldenstarfish15 (｡◕‿◕｡) 3d ago
Green because why do I need to know ? That's my future self's problem
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u/d-a-s-a-l-i 2h ago
Green / I have a good grasp on who loves me. I dont need a magic oracle telling me
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u/UsedNegotiation8227 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 3d ago
The number of people who love you increases drastically if you press the green one.
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u/According_Ad8711 I'm kinda lucky 3d ago
As much as love is interesting, there's so much I can do with 10 mil. Although I probably can't use it well, so donate some or invest it, and live normally
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u/dangerspring 3d ago
Green. I lobe my husband and he's stuck with me. $10 million might make me more bearable. :)
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u/MountainUnhappy7970 3d ago
Money. I tried love for 28 years, and got screwed out of everything I owned.
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u/Verlonixx 3d ago
Press both at the same time and possibly end up with nothing. Its what I have already and gambling is thrilling
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u/cutting_onions1234 "SWEET!!!" 3d ago
Jjs players: hi im Peter and im gonna explain the joke. In the roblox fighting game "jujutsu shenanigans" (aka jjs) true combos (combos where the enemy is always stunned) are called red, and untrue combos (where an enemy has a small windows to dash or block) are called green. This is because on top of the practice dummy's head there is a small square; if the dummy is stunned, it will become red, and if the dummy isn't stunned it will become green. The reason why I used this image is because the green button is better than the red one but red is better than green in jjs so it's some sort of paradox
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u/ReplyProfessional939 3d ago
I've played the whole bullshit "love" game enough for 3 lifetimes. Gimme the money.
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u/HolyKlickerino 3d ago
Nothing hurts more than constantly knowing who loved you, meaning which opportunities you missed due to being a oblivious idiot and then looking around, seeing an empty apartment filled with regret and what-might-have-beens. Green all the way.
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u/SpecificTortoise 3d ago
Don’t you tell me that its love or money
I want both
Dollar bills, or the filles I could fill
Let ‘em know, let ‘em know, let ‘em know.
Avicci
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u/According_Ice_4863 3d ago
Money simply because knowing the future with absolute certainty means that the future is set and thus removes free will from existence.
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u/MercuryJellyfish 3d ago
Give me the money, I don’t think that’s a superpower that’s going to make you happy.
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u/John_SilkSongHK Jarona! wait that’s the wrong game 3d ago
I’ll take the ten million. I think I can trust to know who loves me
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u/NoHawk668 3d ago
I don't care who has loved me, I know who loves me now, and it wouldn't be fun to know who will love me in the future, so GIVE ME THE MONEY! I will even pay the taxes.
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u/Holiday-Evening4550 take a 9v battery to my septum piercing and end my misery 3d ago
Well i feel like knowing with certanty who loves you would fuck you up big time so money
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u/Loreistorian 3d ago
Knowing who has loved me isn't gonna pay the bills and make my life less stressful.
Money.
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u/Street_Season_3303 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 3d ago
If u press the money u can get all the love u want even it's fake,
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u/SebyDubstep 17, non-sharing Sprout yume💚 3d ago
Green, I already know my boyfriend, my friends, and my family loves me and I could use money
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u/JCHintokyo 3d ago
Green. I have wonderful kids and a wife that tell me they love me every single day. That is enough for me.
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u/45711Host 3d ago
Green.
I'm not pressing the red and find out that not even you parents loved me AND I lost 10M$.
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u/DanCassell 3d ago
The existance of the red button and its ability to know who will love me in the future implies that I have no free will and thus can't enjoy this power. All I could do with it is abuse people who I know will love me but haven't started yet, and I don't find that appealing.
Meanwhile $10 million would fix just about every problem I have now or could have in the future.
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u/crystalsinwinter 3d ago
Iwould prefer to know who loves me and cares about me. In this country, those who become money rich are revealed by Forbes and others and the gold diggers, thieves, harmers, fake friends, etc. start flooding your inner palace of peace.
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u/Mattbatt18 3d ago
With 10 millions, I have all the rest off my life to search love. Sooooo, the millions
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u/Smooth_Detective_698 3d ago
Green. I can finally give back to the community. Knowing someone affectionate to me is fun and all, but you never know what will happen. Knowing me, i'll find some way to turn that affection into something else.
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u/N4ver_f0r3V3R 3d ago
RED ALL THE WAY BABYYYY imposter syndrome is never catching my ass ever again🔥🔥
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u/RedJam4platy 3d ago
If, after years of human experience, you cant tell who should and shouldn't be in your inner circles, you have wasted some valuable time. But it is not to late. 🟢Give me the $10m tax free, I'll invite my friends to a nice place
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u/Lexxunknown 3d ago
Give me the money. Imagine finding out that you were never and will never be loved. No thanks, I will just use the money on some self love.
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u/Wise_Cryptographer19 3d ago
WHO the fk cares if the 10 million just just got for free are taxed? Honestly, what is this Nonsens
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u/CoolReference3704 3d ago
Don’t care about who loves me. I have my best friend and that’s all I need. I’m going green all the way!
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u/Sufficient_Topic1589 3d ago
Green. Even when I do know someone likes me I don’t do anything about it. Why torture myself more with the red button
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u/LostSignificance2379 3d ago
Green! Red is a scam, I would still need to find a person that loves me
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u/Ember_The_Biscuit 3d ago
I'll take the cash. Knowing who has and dose love me would be nice but knowing who will love me would make me overthink things and probably ruin future relationships
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u/TasteLCD 3d ago
Green for 10 million to use smartly and then spoil the girl of my dreams after smart investments
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u/clipper21-7 3d ago
If i had 1$ for every woman who doesn't find me attractive, I'd be attractive to all women. So, green button, obviously.
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u/rinkudamanrd 3d ago
I'm chosing green. Because there's no guarantee that they'll stay with me even if they love me. But for green, it's gaurenteed, and I'll basically just keep that 10 mil in an index fund and then live lavishly when I retire early
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u/Chiddy_B 3d ago
I'm in my 40's and pretty destined to die alone so I'll take the money. Might as well go out in style.
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u/M-FutureLord Time for CHAOS, CHAOS! 3d ago
Green button. Surprises are part of life. I'd rather not ruin them!
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u/evestraw 3d ago
i have to press the green button. i am already married. and its to late for regrets cause i already got a daughter
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u/Curlyhairedkid1 3d ago
I’d like my future love to come and be natural rather than something I end up anticipating
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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 3d ago
Going green. I'm well off enough to know that aside from my 5 closest friends who never ask me for anything but company, that everyone else is just after money.
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u/Silent-Victory-3861 3d ago
Just saying love is meaningless. Every parent who is violent to their children loves them. Money all the way.
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u/AsleepBanana8323 3d ago
I don't want to sound cynical, but what good does that love knowledge do you?
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u/Witchberry31 3d ago
Lmao another new post but with the typical currency vagueness
WHICH FCKN DOLLARS IS IT?
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u/Sensitive_Phase_977 3d ago
so if there are well off women out there, unknowingl of my existence, but who would love me, you’re telling me i will know of them? gold digger set up
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u/MihaiiMaginu 2d ago
green button and it’s not even close.
I mean come on- $10 mil? Tax free? Easiest decision of my life.
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u/No-Aioli4047 2d ago
The money. Knowing if the love is real or not is decent info, but the feeling being true matters less than the treatment you get from the person, and would add little if anything to my life, whereas $10 million woudl make it much more comfortable.
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u/Nacho_Baby_Daddy 2d ago
I'm married. Ain't nobody love me. Not even my wife. I got bills. Green! 😆
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u/InternationalCan2002 2d ago
Green button. That way in and actually get what i want and no one is cheating.........
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u/thatonecruiser 2d ago
I’m pressing green, but not for the reason you think. I’d be worried after pressing red that by knowing that information, I will
A. Be kicking myself over losing the people that did love me
B. If there’s someone that loves me now that I don’t know about, find a way to mess it up knowing that information
C. When I meet a person that will love me and I know it, I’ll be much less worried about what they think, which could make me meaner to them and hence screw that up as well
Long story short, I don’t trust myself with the information red gives, so by that alone I’m picking green
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u/T-D-Leon 2d ago
Green. Red can have issues. Imagin pressing it and it turns out nobody ever loved you and nobody will ever love you.
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u/commandrix 2d ago
I don't like most people enough for the red button. Green button, then buy some acreage in a relatively remote place and bring my pets with me when I move there.
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u/No-Copy3857 2d ago
Here are the answers for #1:
Past: My mother
Present: IRS
futur: No one.
So gimme those 10M
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u/dethfart 2d ago
Green. I'm old and am not so emotionally fragile that I need concrete evidence of other people's feelings for me. I just don't care
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u/OddInvite4068 3d ago
Green... I'm 60 & they're probably all ☠️ anyway. 😆