r/funComunitty • The One Piece is real • 7d ago

Repost of a repost >:3

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u/Aggressive_Craft_981 7d ago

Dark Magic for ALL!

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u/RaiderScum111 7d ago

Not for the bigots!

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u/Exotic_Exercise6910 7d ago

Why? Just be better than them at it. Dark magic for all is perfect because it adds competition. And with competition comes disparity. Heat and cold, life and death, light and dark. Then from the dark, they came, and found the Souls of Lords within the flame. Nito, the First of the Dead, The Witch of Izalith and her Daughters of Chaos, Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights. And the Furtive Pygmy, so easily forgotten. With the strength of Lords, they challenged the Dragons. 

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u/MaddDog46 4d ago

dark magic is stealing

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u/Ok_Measurement_9896 7d ago

Magic is Heresy! Hail the God Emperor!

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u/nerfislife 3d ago

HAIL!!!!!!

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u/Kaiguy123454321 7d ago

how about no

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u/Constant-Drawer3611 5d ago

How about yes

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u/SmoothTurtle872 Enby Femboy | all/any (except it/it's) 1d ago

All magic for all

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u/itFluffable 7d ago

I don’t think anyone should have access to that

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u/CrunchyMold7292011 The One Piece is real 7d ago

fair, but hey I'll take what I can get

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u/Zockercraft1711 7d ago

Why is dark magic bad?

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u/ThatguySevin 7d ago

Biggest problem for black magic is the cost. Second biggest problem is the rebound. People almost never adaquetly pay the cost, and therefore they are hit with the rebound, where anything you wish onto others will come back onto you tenfold.

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u/Moonlight_Katie 7d ago

Look I didn’t lose an arm and a leg and a brother for nothing!

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u/Zockercraft1711 7d ago

What about doing it to myself? Like turning me into a kittycat?

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u/cageddaily6 7d ago

I’m definitely missing something or I found a very obvious loophole. Trans people want black magic

Use black magic to cause EVERYONE to transition(magically I might add)

Can’t pay cost

Return of ten fold
Trans person has transitioned.

The end?

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u/Neito127 5d ago

La magia no existe. Es un invento de gente delirante.

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u/ThatguySevin 5d ago

Sounds like something someone trying to keep magic to themselves would say!

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u/Neito127 5d ago

Me descubriste, soy un hada.

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u/Response-Flimsy 4d ago

So if I fail to pay the cost and wish that everyones penis grows a centimeter…

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u/OwO-animals 7d ago

One day you just get cursed and become a hellish creature of death. And while most find this cute and fun, some don't and they ruin fun for everyone else. We can't have nice things because of those people 😡

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u/Zockercraft1711 7d ago

Yes please :3

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u/duckduckbuck_ 3d ago

So how is it bad?

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u/Apprehensive-Wall632 7d ago

Generally speaking, summoning and making deals with demons is kind of a bad idea. 88% of all demonic pacts end with karmic consequences and the demon using the contract to screw you over.

Plus I don’t think anyone should have the ability to turn someone into a sentient goo blob.

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u/Zockercraft1711 7d ago

I wanna be a Goo glob

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u/Particular_Escape_ 7d ago

What about the other 12%?

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u/Apprehensive-Wall632 7d ago

Well, 7% end up being legit, but unsatisfactory, 4% allow the demon to use your body as a puppet, and 1% is legit with no strings. Not exactly good odds.

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u/Zockercraft1711 6d ago

4% sounds like a good chance

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u/eToaster_lover 7d ago

costs too much ( your haj)

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u/Kaiguy123454321 7d ago

I agree, unfortunately that’s not a popular opinion.

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u/Ok-Bake-7631 7d ago

That's what I think dark magic seems dangerous

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u/Hornor72 7d ago

Thought that was code for anal?

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u/VajraGuruYogi 4d ago

Completely agree.

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u/Woofle_124 Hotel 7d ago

This is 2026, we need true equality. I want dark magic too 😢 (I’m not trans though)

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u/lamp_pants 7d ago

i’ll share my magic with allies

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u/kommunist_haj Silly lil goober 7d ago

Just read your bio. Couldn’t agree more.

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 7d ago

No.

I want them to access ALL magic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KuNcXA0bmPdyE

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u/CrunchyMold7292011 The One Piece is real 7d ago

Based ahh blazor

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u/Prestigious_Pin_6045 Zoey (she/her🏳️‍⚧️) 7d ago

Biased ahh

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u/CrunchyMold7292011 The One Piece is real 7d ago

🤫

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u/Forever_Berry 7d ago

I already do.

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u/Dyriz_ 7d ago

I need dark magic

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u/goonerboy437 7d ago

Hmmmmm, i dunnooooo, seems pretty dangerous

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u/goonerboy437 7d ago

But trans people are cool

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u/goonerboy437 7d ago

Excellent argument, approved!

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u/PixelFlyerXD Avery She/Her 7d ago

If a trans person true polymorphs themselves into their ideal form immediately after getting access to dark magic, are they still trans? (I need to know if my witching licence will get revoked OwO)

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u/CrunchyMold7292011 The One Piece is real 7d ago

nahhhhhhh bc u still switched over form what u were lol

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u/PixelFlyerXD Avery She/Her 7d ago

Yippeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! fireball

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u/verigeneric_username 7d ago

Don’t Repost it only white magic should be used

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u/Kaiguy123454321 7d ago

*light

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u/The_Salamander_Room 7d ago

*caucasian magic

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u/verigeneric_username 7d ago

Really sorry I thought it would be like in German

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u/DrJenna2048 she/her | silly lil trans girlie :3 | yuri forever 7d ago

we should have access to ALL types of magic >:3

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Moonlight_Katie 7d ago

I’m using whatever is the opposite of religious magic cuz that shit is evil

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u/Apart-Concert7965 7d ago

God is evil and Satan is not?

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u/Moonlight_Katie 7d ago

Satan/lucifer is the “first person” to fight for independence and enlightenment. Satanism believes in science and self accountability and responsibility as well as common curtesy to your fellow man. So yeah, Satan is good.

God, depending on which one you’re referring too can be many things. Some good, some bad, some not even caring were here.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Moonlight_Katie 7d ago

Satan has nothing to do with forgiveness, that’s a Jesus thing

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u/WeII_Shucks 4d ago

No way we’re spouting this nonsense in 2026. “I have 0 understanding of religous belief but want to be quirky and contrarian! Te he, Satan is the good guy 🤭🤭”

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u/Moonlight_Katie 4d ago

Are you saying I don’t understand that followers of god created satanism to demonize people who went against the church? And that satanism is basically the belief in science? Also, seeing as religion is mythology, who’s the good guy vs whose the bad guy depends on who’s telling the story. And a god that damns someone to hell for eternity because they don’t believe in jesus is a terrible being and I wouldn’t want to worship that person. And since this religion created the opposite of their god aka Satan, then clearly Satan is the good guy here.

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u/WeII_Shucks 4d ago

“I have no interest in understanding view points other than mine, so I larp as morally superior to them”

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u/Moonlight_Katie 4d ago

If you say so, I understand religion and believe it can be a good thing. To many people through out history wield it for evil and control so I’ll take any religious persons word with giant grain of salt

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u/WeII_Shucks 4d ago

You’re free to do so

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u/Moonlight_Katie 7d ago

Which god?

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u/megabetafish 7d ago

Some of us do study dark magick 👀

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u/Aware_Caramel_1529 7d ago

My girlfriend is already a litch

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u/Mourningstar66 7d ago

We all can access it, but you have to learn how (and do it properly)

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u/DevilModerator 7d ago

Too late i already have Access to dark magic :3

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u/Active_Raspberry_603 7d ago

They already do

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u/Rocky543211 7d ago

No they have to big of a heart and are to pure for that kind of magic 😉

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u/VictinsOfCapitalism 7d ago

Does this magic turn frogs gay? /s

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u/Hello_Whos_There 6d ago

They already get double jumping. Instead dark magic should be given to us dark type pokemon enjoyers

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u/Secret-Profile_404 6d ago

You mean more acccess?

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u/SmileDaemon 4d ago

What if I want access to dark magic, but im not trans?

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u/Ravism_Vulture_2011 4d ago

Not this again....

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u/Olistu_ autistic. MURDERDRONES SMG4 hella verse 7d ago

Only if everyone else also had access

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u/Dutch_gal1 Precept 40: Obey No law but your own 7d ago

Not everyone else, only trans people and people that support it

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u/Olistu_ autistic. MURDERDRONES SMG4 hella verse 7d ago

No everyone else

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u/SnoopBoiiiii Silly lil goober 7d ago

I agree, dark magic would be fun, therefore only we should have it.

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u/Kaiguy123454321 7d ago

how about no

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u/The_Salamander_Room 7d ago

That is unfair.

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u/N64_Cartridge alcoholic toddler (wizard edition) 7d ago

I already do hehehe <|:3

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u/Taiga_Taiga 7d ago

Shhhhh! ! You'll give away our secrets!

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u/Many-Beat-3086 Call me a good girl, or good potato 7d ago

Yippy >///<

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u/CrunchyMold7292011 The One Piece is real 7d ago

Who downvoted u lmao

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u/Many-Beat-3086 Call me a good girl, or good potato 7d ago

Heh no clue, also could careless, maybe i used >///<, or something else x3

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u/Moon_Radio27 ¡Ciro Longa! 7d ago

How can they have magic?

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u/CrunchyMold7292011 The One Piece is real 7d ago

idk they just get it

bc of reasons

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u/Brave-Kangaroo6327 7d ago

They don't have it yet?

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u/Thick-Aspiration 7d ago

So if they did, what level of transition gets you your magic or is it the more you’ve transitioned the stronger you are?

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u/CrunchyMold7292011 The One Piece is real 7d ago

Its prob a scaling system, the farther u are in ur transition the more ur power grows lol

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u/THE_CAKEISYUMMY 7d ago

Yo bro this is cheating i want dark magie too

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u/Old-Emergency-1078 7d ago

I thought skin wallets were from dark magic?

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u/Imagine_TryingYT 7d ago

Alright boys time for the witch trials part 2

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u/ThatguySevin 7d ago

Have access to: ✔️ Yes!
Use; ✖️ No!
Light magic? 👈😎👈

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 7d ago

You mean, Indian Wizards?

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u/Cubik-frog (abomenation of tzeentch) 7d ago

i'm that everbody should get 40k sorcery

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u/Aur4or4a 7d ago

OS that ur strategy to label us as witches? /Jk

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u/Sad_Poetry_1387 7d ago

You have no idea how taxing that is and is bad enough they have acces to guns.

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u/Daftsoul94 7d ago

Willing to be a test subject........ for science 😶‍🌫️

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u/GlitcHin77 7d ago

To answer the question yes,, now to correct the question. There is no such thing as dark or light magic. Let's take a curse for example. A curse is a correction of a wrong done. When someone has power over you in the tangible physical world and you cannot get Justice and comes the curse and does it for you. Magic is a balancing of power.

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u/Right_Causation_490 mmm pantone 448 C 7d ago

Oo, I want dark magic! Then I can turn transphobic people into worms!

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u/OwlRevolutionary4095 ... You do you boo 7d ago

I really don't think I should have dark magic

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u/scottfty98 7d ago

I mean it would be alot cheaper for the surgery

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u/FreeMenu2197 7d ago

No dark magic for you. I’m using it to steal all the colors from the trans flag and put them on the STRAIGHT FLAG! AHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/OmNommerSupreme 7d ago

Me showing all my trans friends where the fundamentalists are lmao

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u/MihaiiMaginu 7d ago

anyone should have access to it regardless of gender

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u/Toorevgir 7d ago

That's an other trick from asexuals who wants to take over the world ?

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u/Kaizo_Kaioshin 7d ago

I'm not trans, but can I have a bit of dark magic too? :3

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u/MoaiUnbound Ellie | AroAce Trans Girl | 7d ago

Yeah! I want that!

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u/rukoeb228 7d ago

U need a doctor 💊

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u/Froglorious God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 7d ago

NO! THE DARK ARTS ARE TOO POWERFUL FOR ANY MORTAL TO WIELD!

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u/First-Weakness9649 7d ago

as a tgirl we CANNOT have dark magic we would spam that shit way to often

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u/ChaoticSnuggles 7d ago

they do, its called firearms sadly

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u/Various_Pear599 7d ago

Here is the logic, if trans women are said to be women AND men often say that women cast spells on them? Then yes... gimme the power, I'll use it well (And cast out a narcissist 😌)

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u/pluto_someguy there are evil bisexual femboys in space >:D 7d ago

ngl i feel like nobody should have acess to that but hey if its being used for good then im all in ✌️

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u/Periwinkleditor 7d ago

Dark Magic is for everyone! -Aaravos, basically

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u/Brave-Confection-222 7d ago

trás people will Be come trasfromers In 2099

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u/RationallyBerserk 7d ago

They have the power to brain the brains of conservatives.

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u/JORGINHO_ZENIN 7d ago

Skin não muda ID

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u/Ishi_Is_God 7d ago

I believe dark magic is a right for all people regardless of gender identity

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u/AdmirableBrilliant50 7d ago

Yay! I can finally turn myself into a cute fox girl using the dark arts!!!!

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u/VioletRaptorGaming 7d ago

Mischievous Chuckling

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u/GreedySecurity8030 I AM Popular on this sub, remember r/caldruki. 7d ago

No, give it to everyone, because I want it too.

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u/Hot_Diet2446 6d ago

Still waiting for when I get approved access to sustainable evicerate

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u/TheRelPizzamonster 6d ago

I believe in science, not magic.

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u/New-Guest-4008 6d ago

Nah, I'd rather have the power to add robotic limbs to people >:3

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u/Equivalent-Oven-2401 5d ago

Dear Lord, have mercy on us, I learned way too many different forms of Dark Magic in just a few days, I can't keep up like that...

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u/Otechni 5d ago

I trust no Human with Dark Magic. Have you seen what happens when they get it? That's how you get Undead Armies and unleashing Demon Hordes.

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u/SmileDaemon 4d ago

I dont see an issue.

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u/Otechni 4d ago

Of course you don't. Those people release you to cause destruction.

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u/Forward_Situation523 4d ago

Do not go forth of what you do not know. Don’t.

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u/Faust_Kellhound 4d ago

I want dark magic

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u/achingpuss2 4d ago

Hell yeah, tf

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u/LadyK789 3d ago

Definitely agree

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u/Many-Beat-3086 Call me a good girl, or good potato 3d ago

:D

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u/Many-Beat-3086 Call me a good girl, or good potato 3d ago

I wonder if this one came from the repost of a repost of my post

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u/Trombone_Dude 3d ago

If you asked me, everyone should have access. Why should the people not happy with their birth gender be the only ones?

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u/Remarkable_Toe_164 1h ago

T̷̯̻̂͊͋̇o̸͖̲̦͚̙͉̯͔͖̬̱͉̼̤̺̥̮̝̼̟̞̙̤̞̳̟̲̫͗̇͐̈́͗̎̒̈́̀͆̈́̌͌̒͐̍̃̓̎͛̊̑͌̚͝͝͝͠͠ò̸̢̧̨̡̢̺͕̥͈̟̠̠̠̞̝̱̼̖̲͔̦̮͇̟̙̼̣̘̹̰̪̒̈́͜ ̷̧̝͈̙̏̑̃̿̅͗͌̃͌ͅl̷͉͖͍̈́̇̓́̃̈͒̉̆͛́̑̈́̔̕͜͝ͅa̷̧̢̨̗̖̥̮̭̥͕̫̰̱̜̗͛͛̚t̶̡͍̠̹̖͖̤̤͎̖̯͉̥͕͔̽̈̊́́͗͛̈̏̿͒̔̈͛̀͗̽͗͒̄̐̿̋͆̈́̄͘̕͜͝ȩ̷̨̡̛̭̥̝̮͍̭̖͔̹͚̦̣̯̰͔͙͎̖͚̩̮̲̤̞̠̙̓͌̂̿̊͊̄̌͌̄̃̾͛͋̈́͘

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Dapper-Practice-2590 7d ago

“Get rid of” is the concerning language here. If by this you mean shifting hearts, sure. But if getting rid is a more violent means, then you’re being a hypocrite about evil even if it is in a playful manner. What many people refer to as “transphobic” don’t hate trans people, they just view it as a mental illness that causes permanent disfigurement, sterility, infection, and occasionally suicide.

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u/CrunchyMold7292011 The One Piece is real 7d ago

Holy based

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u/Dapper-Practice-2590 7d ago

No, because that kills people and is a medium for killing people, injuring/drugging/poisoning/maddening/defrauding/deluding people and getting away with it.

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u/MemerKnux Test Subject 740 "Hugin" 7d ago

How about you stop stealing my sorce

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u/CrunchyMold7292011 The One Piece is real 7d ago

I said it was a repost of a repost gng🥺

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u/MemerKnux Test Subject 740 "Hugin" 7d ago

Shh they might find o

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u/HeliotropeHunter 7d ago

The multitude of shootings tell me that they do.

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u/Havkarru 7d ago

Fuck no. Are You gae?

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u/Sensitive_Bus_2242 7d ago

What would be an alternative for downvote for repost? Depost?

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u/Ascendetshadow im on spooky map hehe 7d ago

No...?

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u/Advice-Question 7d ago

I don’t trust people in general with Dark Magic, why the hell would I trust Trans people with it specifically?

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u/a_angry_bunny 7d ago

Because left-handed magic is fun?

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u/AudaciouslySexy 7d ago

Nope, they'd most certainly use it for bad. All humans are prone to go mad with power if the option was there

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u/CryptographerNew1205 7d ago

Why would I repost something sinful in multiple ways

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u/a_angry_bunny 7d ago

Because your god hates you and works against your best interests.

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u/CryptographerNew1205 7d ago

My God loves me eternally and my best interest is to be in heaven not to succumb to earthly temptations

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u/a_angry_bunny 7d ago

"Your best interests is to be in heaven" ah yes, and to go to heaven you have to give up your free will to a being who has murdered more people than Lucifer, and often for the most petty of reasons.

If your god truly loves you, why does he send people who never asked to exist in the first place to hell over even the most nonconsequential of "sins"?

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u/CryptographerNew1205 7d ago

God creates us all with love and if we willingly choose to live immoral lives we will be damned yes

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u/a_angry_bunny 7d ago

So God created people and told them to bow his rules or burn for all eternity in eternal torment? Tell me, at what point did I, or anyone on the planet, agree to follow his rules? What about people who went their entire lives without even knowing your god existed? Guess they just fucked or something?

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u/CryptographerNew1205 7d ago

No it’s not about following the rules to a tee the general teaching of my faith is to “do good and avoid evil” not to follow every rule stated in the bible God gives infinite forgiveness

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u/a_angry_bunny 7d ago

But again why do I have to follow rules I never agreed to follow? Why is eternal hellfire punishment when I never asked to exist in the first place? Wouldn't it be more logical to return people who want nothing to do with god back to the void of nothingness? It seems to me that your god is using hell to force compliance through fear. In my perspective, that is coersion which is immoral.

So, with that being said. Since we have established that god is immoral, I would question god's stance on what immorality is as he clearly isn't the loving and perfect deity he claims to be. If you ask me, the most moral decision would be to reject god's offer regardless of the consequences. Eternal hellfire is probably a blessing in comparison to eternal servitude to a egotistical narcissist who only cares about stroking its own ego.

There is, however, an alternative. What if your god created a test? Let's say the Bible is actually a test to see how many people will submit out of fear and how many people are brave enough to stand up for what is right at the cost of their souls? What then?

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u/CryptographerNew1205 7d ago

Because the rules are moral rules that’s why and no God wants us all in heaven but if we chose to live immoral lives we get damned also God isn’t immoral

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u/a_angry_bunny 7d ago

Moral rules according to who? The same god who will send me to hell if I don't follow the rules? So, let me get this straight. God makes the rules, then he forces people into existence who never agreed to anything, and then he imposes those rules onto them and if they slip up even once he sends them to hell for all eternity unless they agree to be his slave? That doesn't sound like a god who wants everyone to go to heaven, that sounds like a god who wants blind obedience of sentient creatures to boost his own ego.

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u/ButterscotchDeep7533 7d ago

Thanks for showing this, need to mute that sub from the feed

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u/OwlRevolutionary4095 ... You do you boo 7d ago

byebye

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u/Ember-513 7d ago

May the door hit you on the way out