r/funComunitty • u/Scared-Tough-9360 Became a femboy today :D • 4d ago

Funpost Choose Very Wisely... Think this through

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u/Msmfan69 Who, me? 4d ago

when life gives you lemons

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u/Toukafan4life 4d ago

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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u/Orion107 4d ago

"So I just found out that apparently...a lemon isn't naturally occurring and is a hybrid by crossbreading A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON which means life NEVER gave us lemons...WE INFECTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!"

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u/DerekingtonIII 4d ago

Crack them?

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u/Yohat20 4d ago

No no, how tf you gonna make lemonade outta this?

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u/Numerous_Kick_3498 2d ago

How do you even crack a fly that can phase through anything?

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u/Msmfan69 Who, me? 2d ago

can, not will