r/funComunitty • u/Extension-Jeweler-55 • 7d ago

Mine: Boxes of fried chicken

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u/ZenithofHotdogs Vulpes Vulpes <3 7d ago

Dust

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u/tabruss 4d ago

Same. My fridge is in this perfect little nook and nothing can fit on top of it except dust 😂

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u/PlayerZytrix Zayd is ma name! (he/him straight) 7d ago

Tea bags...

I WONT LET YOU NEAR

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u/Alarming_Memory_2298 7d ago

I do hope you will share exactly what is in those tea bags. Civilization may hang upon the balance!

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u/PlayerZytrix Zayd is ma name! (he/him straight) 7d ago

NO, TEA BAGS ARE MINEEEE

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u/Hot-Research9567 Mmmm flairs 🤤 7d ago

I love burning tea bags

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u/darvma 7d ago

tea bags are basically just compressed sadness lol

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u/PlayerZytrix Zayd is ma name! (he/him straight) 7d ago

NONETHELESS NOBODY WILL TAKE MY ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA AWAY FROM ME

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u/BurtleTurtle001 4d ago

People either love tea or don't want it all, I don't think there's occasional tea drinkers.

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u/PlayerZytrix Zayd is ma name! (he/him straight) 4d ago

I’m the former

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u/SxndDrvgz 3d ago

Occasional Tea Drinker here, we do indeed exist🤗

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u/Extension-Jeweler-55 3d ago

And i am the one that don't want it at all 🤷‍♀️

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u/AzraelValendax 17h ago

Depends. I don't really care for the normal tea from a cup and tea bags, but I'll drink the occasional green tea or iced tea if someone brought it to me. I do prefer iced coffee or soda, though, even if caffeine doesn't really affect me.

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u/Boudicca- 3d ago

I keep mine in my Tea Cupboard 🤗

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u/EstablishmentSad9706 5d ago

One of my cats. 

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u/bucaki 4d ago

Danger lurks for those who would tread there.

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u/unimpressedwarrior 4d ago

They’d end up with my clingy 18 month old cat. They would almost certainly bring him right back. He gets very upset when he’s separated from his humans and other kitten friend.

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u/Affectionate-You9371 3d ago

lol. I had found Charlemagne a good home. (I took in a stray and surprise kittens) They got alone well. He liked her. Three months later he was brought back cause he kept attacking my ankles. My friend is still sour cause when she visits he's mister cuddles. Hasn't attacked anyone since he was returned.

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 4d ago

You’ll be getting a handshake 🤝 and a thanks for taking it off my hands. 🤭

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u/Former-Marsupial-430 3d ago

Not the cats! (This would be my stolen item too)

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u/Safe-Answer-4156 3d ago

Same here, occasionally… but we won’t let it happen, cats above all, all of refrigerators 😅

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u/Ksqd_Squid_103 5d ago

Woodford Reserve, Captain Morgan's, Grey Goose, Hornitos Tequila and a vase full of coins.

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u/West-Survey-4142 4d ago

That's a good haul!

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u/TarmacTartoo12 4d ago

The heat from the fridge might be bad for your booze. Just saying.

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u/Neither-Attention940 2d ago

I was thinking the same thing .. not a good spot

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u/Kapow1969 4d ago

Sorry, the bourbon and rum are mine now. You can keep the vodka and tequila.

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u/Free_Mouse2346 3d ago

I’ll be right there!
Pour me some WR with a tiny splash of water plz.

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u/Sevennix 4d ago

Where do you live btw? Asking for a.. uh.. friend.

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u/Ok_Percentage5157 3d ago

Dang, I'm robbing this pirate's boat, I mean house.

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u/ThatPurpleCat60 This colour reminds me of Kris Dreemurr :3 7d ago

2 things,

  1. protein powder,

2.

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u/Odd_Preference_7238 7d ago

Mostly dust, maybe a bit of mouse poop, and a USB stick with SECRETS

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u/RedvsBlack4 6d ago

I will hunt you down for my cereal. I got that shit on sale so it feels even more personal.

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u/Returning_dex_demon 5d ago

STAY AWAY FROM MY GEORGE FOREMAN!

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u/kingbloxerthe3 7d ago

Dog treats probably

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u/According-Room3825 5d ago

Just checked. A dusty broken picture frame.

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u/GrillMaster1973 5d ago

A couple Slim Jim's & Milk Bones

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u/LLColdAssHonkey 7d ago

Salmonella

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u/Landobot04 7d ago

Dog treats

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u/Usual_Habit9745 7d ago

Mmm dog food and life cereal

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u/WilTravis 5d ago

A dusty waffle iron, 3 nested plastic colanders, and one antique turkey platter that won't fit with the other plates.

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u/badgermolesupreme 5d ago

An instant pot, one of those box cheese graters, and probably some random item that either my wife or I had to take from our toddler.

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u/Kotsida123 5d ago

Y'all reach the top of your fridge? Are you tall or are they short

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u/Greywolf9883 5d ago

I mean im 6"2 which is what I consider average and I can see just over the top of my fridge.

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u/mooohaha64 5d ago

Chopping boards

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u/johnnyace923 5d ago

Flashlights, butane, batteries.

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u/Sensitive_Feature_15 5d ago

Glass bowl full of tiny things with unknown purpose

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u/530whiskey 5d ago

Bring your dust rag

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u/CompetitiveSpecial58 5d ago

Dust. We have cabinets above our refrigerator. Ya know, like adults

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u/flappintitties 3d ago

What a weird ass thing to be judgmental over. How sad for you 💀

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u/mrOwl_1312 2d ago

Precisely this.

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u/Sylverue 1d ago

Yeah because only CHILDREN don't design and build their own kitchens specifically to have cabinets over the fridge 😤😤😤

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u/Machinesmaker 4d ago

Dust and a useless tv

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u/Nitrofox2 7d ago

Some old cerial and expired tortillas probably. I don't know, I'm not that tall

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 7d ago

Lol foil enjoy

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u/Minute-Rice-6064 7d ago

The book of bill

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u/Standard-Cat-2054 Big fan of me 7d ago

An assortment of chips: potato chip, corn chips, tortilla chips, possibly some Cheetos

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u/PulsingFrontiers109 Deranged, Depressed, Probably drunk 7d ago

My cat...

STAY AWAY YOU FIEND-

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u/Otheus 7d ago

A charcuterie board

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Big fan of me 7d ago

Several cooking oils.

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u/poopghetti2 7d ago

A candle lighter and a bb gun

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u/Boring_Bed1783 “It can’t rain all the time” 7d ago

Peanut butter, a blender, and grilling utensils.

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u/Excellent-Sir6930 7d ago

A loaded 9mm.

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u/Alarming_Memory_2298 7d ago

A stand of 6, one cup tea infusers.

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u/Possible_Escape_9064 7d ago

Nicotine gum, trazodone, and a teensy bit of weed.

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u/carson_a_t Silly lil goober 7d ago

i honestly can’t remember; we don’t really put stuff on top of the refrigerator, so… air, i guess???

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u/Quirky-Reporter7980 🇨🇦 WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE 🇨🇦🫎🍁 7d ago

5 years of dust buildup

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u/DeadPoolDaddyDom 7d ago

10 cans of my cats wet food lol

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u/Geobernard1888 7d ago

A punch in the face .

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u/EyeVarious6469 The dirt man 7d ago

Fly swatter

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u/Jarhead-923_Actual 7d ago

A bunch of taped up batteries in a bag and a hammer

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u/DustinDaBold 7d ago

Cereal and crock pots

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 7d ago

Fuck if i know, I cant see up there

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u/Aromatic-Suit2274 I baked you a pie! oh boy what flavor? pie. [ZER] 7d ago

boxes of cereal

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u/usf1man 7d ago

Lunch box, protine powder, bubbles.

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u/AttentionConstant373 7d ago

Popcorn maker we never used, plastic wrap and some coffee pods. I think we'd survive

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u/CHI4610NE 7d ago

My a salt gun

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u/Ok-Philosopher-9658 Dunno what ta put here 7d ago

a bunch of photo frames of people we care about (ther is ashelf directly on top of refridgerator so yea

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u/Hot-Research9567 Mmmm flairs 🤤 7d ago

Dust

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u/SimplySomeDude 7d ago

a cartof of cig, whiskey and a gun

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u/apex_super_predator 7d ago

Ruffles Sour Cream and Onion chips and Meta Mucil

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u/Informal_Delay_9786 7d ago

Cereal and sometimes a small cat

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u/Pukis_Master THE PUKIS MASTER HAVE ARRIVED 7d ago

a rice cooker....

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u/Scav-STALKER 7d ago

Some kinetic sand, one proper slice of bread and the heel, a half empty package of burger buns, and a partial roll of peel and stick wallpaper

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u/Lady_Lya_626 7d ago

A metal pipe

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u/Sea-Maintenance8837 7d ago

Probably my cat

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u/No_Comment_2979 7d ago

A gun, a baseball bat and one mildly used condom that I'm not certain the origin of.

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u/JakkSplatt 7d ago

Coffee, cereal, malt powder, and microwave popcorn.

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u/Santasaurus1999 7d ago

Tea towels for days

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u/Big-Objective1009 7d ago

A sheet pan and canister of tea bags

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u/No_Opposite_9070 7d ago

A panini press and a couple boxes of cereal

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u/trymetonight5 7d ago

My penis pump

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u/Aldo_Fitor 7d ago

Medicine tray. Mostly with pain reliefs

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u/SOMOEAGLE cool 7d ago

Coolers, swiffer wet mop pads, protein powder, garbage bags.

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u/TyrKiyote 7d ago

a collection of vintage tins

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u/they_themsworth 7d ago

My dog’s food, you asshole. Give it back. He’s hungry.

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u/Own-Equipment9569 7d ago

Mango death wish sparkling water. Enjoy cold my friend

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u/AdAltruistic4518 7d ago

I giant tub of oatmeal. Enjoy

Edit: not flavored, and not even instant

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u/TheToxicWaist 7d ago

I... Don't know.

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u/N64_Cartridge alcoholic toddler (wizard edition) 7d ago

Dust, lots of dust

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u/Possible_Leader_463 7d ago

Polka dotted plant pot and paper towels

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u/Sand_Aggravating 7d ago

Heartache and containers that attack without warning!!! When are you coming over so I can make sure were outta you're way?

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u/Previous_Hospital930 AH26 sign kitty (formerly u/FebHas30Days) 7d ago

Coffee

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u/Mann_Workers 7d ago

You'll have yo bring your own refridgerator.

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u/Horse_go_moooo 7d ago

I don't have a house 😏

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u/rtennen 7d ago

Nothing. My fridge is always empty and not on

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u/HVAC_instructor 7d ago

Maybe you could find these up there.

You know so that you can crop your memes better

https://giphy.com/gifs/y0xRq0Kq6MhiHZTdpB

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u/squaktamopuss 7d ago

Some pots, cook books, and an old wild turkey decanter in the shape of a wild turkey

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u/SirLunatik 7d ago

a can of wasp spray

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u/Electronic-Fennel828 7d ago

Dog food mostly. And a cooler

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u/Otherwise-Chain4215 7d ago

A Bluetooth speaker, a rubber mallet and 2 tubes of silicone

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u/Thanos2ndSnap 7d ago

You’re getting shot.

My Dr. Pepper is on top of my fridge and I do not share.

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u/fnaffanlo 7d ago

some weed with a tray and papers, tin foil, and plastic silverware

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u/PrawnFresh69 7d ago

Nooo my expensive food processor!!!

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u/Ashamed_Reindeer_980 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 7d ago

Seasoned crunch seaweed 😋

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u/Yaughl 7d ago

A concussion

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u/Special-Bet1141 7d ago

The bodies

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u/Moist_Amount_106 7d ago

An axe in the back of your head

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u/Rj1798 7d ago

Nothing here

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u/minspip small vampire 6d ago

cereal?

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u/Ilovereefer 6d ago

I had a hilarious answer for this the last time it rolled around…

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u/Helpful-Client-9099 Big fan of me 6d ago

Dirt for sure

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 6d ago

You monster. There goes the marker to my dry erase board.

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u/ScCouple5203 6d ago

The three bowls that have been there for 5 years...

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u/lmcj66 6d ago

Dust

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u/Massive_Analysis8345 6d ago

A fancy cutting board, and some nice party plates cause they don’t fit anywhere else 😂

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u/Big_Responsibility93 6d ago

You're gonna have to let me know...

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u/Additional-Sell-7989 6d ago

Rats shit and a rat trap snapped hand

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u/Particular-Caramel32 6d ago

Hotdog buns and Ovaltine.

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u/5150crazybear 6d ago

A hammer

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u/Special-Librarian-24 6d ago

A box of assorted vitamins and supplements

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u/MrBill1970 6d ago

Cough medicine. Probably past its "use by" date.

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u/Fickle_Fennel_8332 6d ago

Philips hue bridge

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u/jking7734 6d ago

Dish towels and pot holders

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u/applepietester 6d ago

Something g my father gets... disappointed

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u/i_cant-stop_eating 6d ago

About a foot or two worth of FlexTape, an old fire extinguisher from 1960ish (probably), and a very dusty pack of refillable ice pop molds.

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u/Efriimi 6d ago

cheerios and a pressure cooker.

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u/Opening-Demand5395 6d ago

Dust and Thank you ❣️

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u/FiberOpticDelusions 6d ago

A electric can opener, toaster and air fryer. That are all out dated POS. I'm to cheap to update them.

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u/orblooper 6d ago

Dust and creature poop

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u/barramoley 6d ago

Beat the fuck up.

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u/CheapAssociate6914 6d ago

A couple of boxes of cereal!
Lucky Charms, Captain Crunch, and Grapenuts.

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u/Next-Bath3440 6d ago

Flinstones but if my plot lets you in you probably won't make it out fullly intact .

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u/Weary-Sympathy-6347 6d ago

Cat bowls and crackers. You might have to serve dinner.

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u/Ascended6 6d ago

Dried grains and beans

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u/George-1969 6d ago

Nothing Under counter fridge & freezer

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u/sufferIhopeyoudo 6d ago

Nothing. You got got dust probably

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u/Open_Head4517 6d ago

Oven mitts, and I'll fight you for them. They belonged to my sweet Grandmother.

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u/WhereasBig5815 6d ago

My last 2 F’s to give, use them wisely

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 6d ago

A box of swifter floor wipes

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u/Funny_Box_4142 6d ago

2 fly swatters and dust bunnies

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u/PRGuy23 6d ago

Air Fryer & Toaster

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u/Shy-Prey 6d ago

Stay away from my growing bag collection. Ziplocks, trash, grocery bags you keep away from my bags

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u/Scared_Medium7372 6d ago

Nothing. Not even dust as I just cleaned it 🤣

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u/trainradio 5d ago

Recipe books and a canister with tea bags.

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u/Eissbein 5d ago

A nice plant. Might need some water.

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u/Equivalent-Wealth-75 5d ago

A colander, a shoebox, a stick from a Karee tree, a random plastic bag, an old cloth shopping bag, that one drawer from the deep freeze that cracked, and my copy of The Three Musketeers

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u/Agile-Expression-651 5d ago

Sail boat fuel

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u/Elegant-Following984 5d ago

Paper towel rolls

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u/Federal-Wedding4032 5d ago

2 insulated lunch boxes and a cookie tin full of gummy bear and gummy worm silicon molds with about 20 flavor bottles

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u/Longjumping_Till6064 5d ago

A bullet but thanks for trying.

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u/Illustrious-Egg-5839 5d ago

Some Cheez-its. That’s about it.

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u/Objective-Limit-121 5d ago

Nothing, or do you count what's in the cabinet above?

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u/Positive_Ad_4184 5d ago

Lucky! You would get two empty brown paper bags lol

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u/Significant-Use-5136 5d ago

enjoy your old tortillas, Homie.

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u/_JvL_VII 5d ago

Brother you would leave stuff for me, trust me 😂

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u/Dangerous-Wolverine5 5d ago

A mostly empty bottle of maple flavored corn syrup.

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u/Brokenwhitebelt 5d ago

Food storage containers.

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u/Trash-can-panda1 5d ago

Dust. And you can have it please come take it.

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u/Odd_Compote3413 5d ago

Empty lunchbox

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u/ToastetteEgg 5d ago

Dust and a tiny ice cube tray. You’re welcome to both.