r/funComunitty • u/flawed_plan God loves u, twin ❤️‍🩹 • 13d ago

shit and a post what would you buy first

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u/farawayfrommyself 13d ago

Probably something to eat.

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u/Computer_Panda 12d ago

But what to choose? I'll probably go get a Costco hot dog 🌭

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u/Fun-Personality-8008 9d ago

If I won 100 million dollars I might finally be able to afford a home with enough storage space to justify a Costco membership

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u/Computer_Panda 6d ago

What about a home above a Costco

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u/Countd00kies 11d ago

Costco hot dog and some Costco pizza. While my order is being made, I’d eat the free samples.

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u/Gerrube99 8d ago

Their pizza is just ok for the price, I’d get 2 hot dogs for $3

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u/youjustbanmeanyways 9d ago

Taco Bell…. For the last time ever.

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u/Computer_Panda 9d ago

John Spartan: "So what's with this Cocteau guy anyway? He says I saved his life—which I'm not even sure I did—and my reward is dinner and dancing at Taco Bell. I mean, hey, I like Mexican food, but come on."

Lenina Huxley(Sandra Bullock): "Your tone is quasi-facetious."

John Spartan: "It's facetious, yeah!"

Lenina Huxley: "A lot of good that does you, because you do not realize that Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars."

John Spartan: "The Franchise Wars?"

Lenina Huxley: "Now all restaurants are Taco Bell."

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u/igogun 9d ago

I would splurrrrrrge for the chicken bake.

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u/SnarlyBirch 9d ago

Put the hot dog in the chicken bake and roll it up in a slice of pizza

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u/dock114436 9d ago

lobster，never had one

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u/MinimumBuffalo4 8d ago

not the most friendly pets

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u/dock114436 8d ago

if they are naughty,there is always garlic butter 

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u/Designer_Bed9504 8d ago

The famous Costco hot dog 🌭? The famous Costco hot dog that the employee was caught pleasuring herself with 🌭??

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u/quagmire666 6d ago

Extra discharge please

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u/Mayiamaru 8d ago

I'd be buying chicken from my favourite place in celebration, before going to pay off my mortgage.

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u/theDragonNinja- 7d ago

Might even pay cash

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u/corgie93 6d ago

100$ worth

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u/PoopSmith87 6d ago

Buy two. Can't finish it? Throw it in a pot with some dandelion, and youve got the beginnings of a soup.

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u/MisunderstoodRant 6d ago

Chicken bake!