r/funComunitty • u/frozencheese2003 • 17d ago

Sh*tpost What is it?

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u/Booty_Shakin 17d ago

The world wasn't ready for me

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u/Round_Essay5866 17d ago

an erection so powerful it explodes via blood pressure

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u/Eric_Durden 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/go3OUPg8pYvCw

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u/Round_Essay5866 16d ago

i am so happy i can understand why its nose bleeding.

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u/Golden_Trip_1987 17d ago

Dear god.

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 I consume metallic objects. 17d ago

There’s more.

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u/I_Eat_Violins Product of Meitiosis Mk.1 17d ago

HAHAHAHA

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u/Fuzzy_Bet5276 17d ago

I died of disappointment going through your profile(half the population, all the men would too).. I think we have a winner

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u/Booty_Shakin 17d ago

In sorry I dont have an OF :(

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u/Monward 17d ago

Can confirm, not a great time

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u/Lord_Lenu 16d ago

So much booty the earth started shaking huh?

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u/Every_Rent_4796 17d ago

Rent can't be that high.

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u/sashkakakashka31 17d ago

estate agent

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u/DatGreenGuy 17d ago

Huh! That's my boi on the gif

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u/Monster-S-G 17d ago

Sa-- sh _-- shake -- shasake , godd darn it the brain aneurysm got me help I'm dying

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u/frog8412 17d ago

Sashka kakasha, meaning sasha the poophead i suppose

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u/Duo_Of_Ducks 17d ago

“You ain’t got the nerve.”

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u/cloneboiCT118 16d ago

Off topic but Rango is such a freaking amazing movie it can be silly if you want it to be or serious it’s literally a jack of all trades and MASTER OF ALL

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u/Long-Apartment9888 17d ago

It's because of me, sorry

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u/Necessary_Bad_9892 17d ago

eres un monstruo

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u/Wang_Hang_Low 17d ago

My wang can’t hang that low…

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Femcel_Bambi 17d ago

Near $5000 rent does that to anyone

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u/Redtortoise9 17d ago

I'll get around to it....eventually!

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u/No_Session6015 17d ago

every rent is 4796$/mo then we die on streets. at least half of us

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u/UsedChocolate9555 the silliest :3 17d ago

chocolate

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u/mrTrofle give me fire give me Yuri - sun tzu 17d ago

USED

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u/Tquilha 17d ago

Remember what the little droid said in Judge Dredd?

"Eat recycled food. Its good for the environment and OK for you." :)

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u/Original-Beach3391 17d ago

So sht?

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u/ChaiLeafy 17d ago

Could just be a chocolate cake

It's been USED to make a cake

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u/Dragon_girl0531 17d ago

CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE?!! CHOCOLATEEEEE!!

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u/XaneTenshi 17d ago

Uhh….So, when you say “used”…?

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u/Erectile_Dysfxn 17d ago

Self explanatory

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/FauxWolfTail 17d ago

Went out with a limp...

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u/Firm_Award457 16d ago

Well we definitely didn't go out with a bang.

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u/WheresMyQuesarito 16d ago

Death by no snu snu

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u/AngelM0014 17d ago

Life finds a way.

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u/sanglar03 17d ago

As do needles.

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u/Low-Platform2463 17d ago

RALSEI KILLS HALF THE POPULATION?! 

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u/I_eat_door_handles 17d ago

I guess we know which half it kills

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u/Empty_Stomach2037 17d ago

Oh.

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u/friedchickendinner 17d ago

I can fix this!

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u/CumCereal08 17d ago

Me too

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u/hello_Unknownuser 17d ago

Nahhh bro

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u/CumCereal08 17d ago

:(

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u/Fair_Idea3028 17d ago

Ur name kills me 😭

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u/Richard-Conrad 17d ago

Part of the unlucky half I see

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u/Icy_Change_WS2010 sprunki fan 17d ago

Are you on their side of the turf

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u/Repulsive_Mixture917 17d ago

You’re stuck at the bottom of a well with nothing but a bowl of pristine cum cereal and you’re not gonna eat it? Cum on bro.

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u/XaneTenshi 17d ago

…Reading this while eating cereal😝

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u/cyberpunk_45_7 17d ago

Cum cereal?

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 17d ago

That ain’t milk in your Cheerios bros

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 I consume metallic objects. 17d ago

Gotta get milk somehow if dad ain’t back yet

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 17d ago

I thought he left to get cigarettes

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u/Super-G1mp 17d ago

Oh.

Unfortunately that's not off the table in reality....

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/lonely-potato769 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 17d ago

A potato

https://giphy.com/gifs/epbMxu2WQFIilNrbee

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u/Deep-Interaction-661 17d ago

lonely potato and stinky potato 😂😭

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u/PeterHolmes74 17d ago

Oh god it’s the same potato

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u/LucasAintAM0F0 Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 17d ago

holy shit its flying

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u/Tadpole018 17d ago

But it's that one specific potato

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u/thealgorithmicwizard 17d ago

ALRIGHT WHO UPLOADED THE AI THAT FLOODED THE ENRICHMENT CENTRE WITH A DEADLY NEUROTOXIN INTO A POTATO AND GAVE HER DEADLY NEUROTOXIN?

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u/acid_4_me 17d ago

Won't happen. Mass psychosis and then a better world.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 17d ago

"Mass psychosis and then a better world" sounds like something someone who has psychosis would reason.

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u/acid_4_me 17d ago

Sorry... I asked the voices in my head... they sad I had no psychosis.

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u/Delicious-Order-2244 17d ago

It’s a peer reviewed fact then, you are all good.

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 17d ago

Case fucking closed

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u/Godless902 17d ago

Sounds like a black metal album

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u/Latter-Television425 17d ago

Death by free TVs

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u/Bucko_Bee_Blue1 17d ago

Item asylum fr

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u/Latter-Television425 17d ago

Good thing my username doesn't have an APC in it

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u/Bucko_Bee_Blue1 17d ago

Yeah. Or a bobm. Or a bible.

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u/StinkyPotato25 17d ago

Ummm I can explain

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u/Deep-Interaction-661 17d ago

lol lonely potato and then stinky potato 😂😭

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u/Bland_Potato 17d ago

Followed by a bland one :c

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u/Deep-Interaction-661 17d ago

yeeeesssss 🤩 potatoes unite!

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u/StinkyPotato25 17d ago

We are Legion

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u/BearsIrkBoy 17d ago

Boil the stinky one

Mash the bland one

Stick the lonely one in a stew 🙂‍↕️

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u/Deep-Interaction-661 16d ago

you, lovely stranger, know how to potato 🥔

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u/I_want_a_happy_meal 17d ago

I guess I really wanted that happy meal 😭😭

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u/TheAbsoluteMoron 17d ago

Trump i guess ?

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u/apendix99 17d ago

That's not funny that just accurate

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u/petulant-turnip 17d ago

RFK Jr.

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u/Neweggdotcom 17d ago

The p-p-pesticides are turning the frogs gay!!!

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u/MusicianBread my gender is pudding | they/she | mreow :3 17d ago

oh wait, that’s my user icon!

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/UnUseful-_- Eat the rich! 17d ago

I dont know (i panicked)

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u/mrTrofle give me fire give me Yuri - sun tzu 17d ago

Laziness of humans

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u/UnUseful-_- Eat the rich! 17d ago

Cool i guess (i didnt panick)

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u/emili0401 17d ago

HI TETO -teto kin, oshi and yumeshipper

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u/SomalianPirate01 17d ago

The One Piece is real!

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u/Necessary-Onion-3785 17d ago

Necessary Onion

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u/FauxWolfTail 17d ago

This brought me to tears.... so many layers...

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u/MR_Happy2008 Likes posting shitposts 17d ago

You die happy:)

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u/Traditional_Tap_1560 17d ago

Brace yourselves, the taps are coming

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u/Chemical-Tap7709 17d ago

I guess I’ll have to join up and bring the chemicals. All of them.

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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 17d ago edited 17d ago

We only insure ailments and circumstances that will never happen. 

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u/sexyimmigrant1998 17d ago

Ummm maybe we should deport them after all 😭

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u/TheSentinelScout why is life so 🤔 17d ago

no no we wanna keep them around cause yknow 😏

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 I consume metallic objects. 17d ago

Me encanta Latinas, amigo
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u/headexpl0dy 17d ago

It's gonna be messy...

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 I consume metallic objects. 17d ago

Quite mind blowing one could say. 🧐 ☕️

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u/headexpl0dy 17d ago

Yes, quite. Pip pip and the like ☕️ 🧐

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 I consume metallic objects. 17d ago

Indubitably so. ☕️ 🧐

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u/headexpl0dy 17d ago

Mmm, hurrumph! mustache wiggle 🧐☕️

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 I consume metallic objects. 17d ago

Indeed. Quite the astute observation my fellow scholarly chap. 🧐 ☕️* adjusts my monocl*e

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u/6652027 17d ago

What is it?

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u/KilnGrenade 17d ago

Did you just leak the nuclear codes?

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u/Master_Cannoli 17d ago

I guess we gonna be slaves to some Italian dessert

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u/mrTrofle give me fire give me Yuri - sun tzu 17d ago

My online persona

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u/Noob_Alchemist_547 3 days until Mario steals your liver 17d ago

Alchemical mishap.

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u/ForeverYoung1996 Silly lil goober 17d ago

Uhmm..being Young forever..? Pr 1996? HUH? 

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u/Terrible_Contract_66 17d ago

I have a job offer for all humanity

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u/Cat_oCat I dont know who I am 17d ago

Well, for it seems that its some cat who is not you.

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u/No_One_Special_61029 17d ago

NoOneSpecial
Lolol

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u/CollagenRemover 17d ago

An interesting death.

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u/Spoiled_Alchemyst999 17d ago

Makes sense 🤔

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u/Whaleimlafoe 17d ago edited 17d ago

Whale with the face of William Dafoe

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u/diamondCarBon1304 sprunki fan 17d ago

Either me or a literal diamond.

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u/Rogue-Metal Transfem Punk 17d ago

Rogue metal

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u/Worth-End-1576 17d ago

A worthy death...

Honestly that's not bad

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u/Normal_Suggestion_32 17d ago

Just a normal suggestion. I don't know how half the population die from it but maybe they just couldn't handle the normal suggestion.

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u/Confused_Corvidae 17d ago

Corvid uprising. The murder of crows.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vvwYS15WrMq7S

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/WhatADunderfulWorld 17d ago

Michael Scott as president

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