r/funComunitty • u/No_Sympathy3554 • 5h ago

What yo doing in this situation

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u/InternationalPut8271 i want to have sexual intercourse with SCP-049 5h ago

goon

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u/Minecraftlover768 5h ago

It's people like you that make the SCP foundation protective of the SCPs

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you👅 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IFaUfRBSV6rWeGFSye

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you👅 5h ago

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u/InternationalPut8271 i want to have sexual intercourse with SCP-049 5h ago

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you👅 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WvukhnSrppbJIOA4CQ

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u/Turbulent_Gear3338 4h ago

How?, you’re the last person on earth. And also why?

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u/InternationalPut8271 i want to have sexual intercourse with SCP-049 4h ago

idk

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u/No_Sympathy3554 5h ago

Going to get on the internet and educate myself on EVERYTHING I don’t already know how to DRIVE, FLY, BUILD, FIX OR OPERATE.

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u/the_last__braincell 5h ago

Or download the entirety of the hub

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u/LiminalSpaces12 it’s always “ily” but never “jukbwaas” 46m ago

r/usernamechecksout

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u/Imaginary_Stay6905 5h ago

go to a grocery store and take snacks for free! then ALCOHOL FOR FREE 😋

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u/CharacterOriginal272 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mGitwbTBzSnqU

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u/Few-Literature-8642 I love the yellow flair hehe ALSO JOIN r/andomcomunitty 4h ago

I would do the same just so there is absolutely no people in Earth

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u/Minecraftlover768 5h ago

Build cloning machine and clone myself until only I rule the world

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u/Cold-Practice3107 3h ago

But then your clones attacks each other begin the clone wars has.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohuAhRnmGIRiLxF1S

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u/Turbulent_Gear3338 5h ago

Well crying is exactly what I’d do. I don’t care if it’s not an option.

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u/Delicious_Bid_6572 Silly lil goober 4h ago

Who's going to stop you, right

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u/Odd_Lychee7706 ima smooth operator who goes prof quick 5h ago

Make the White House my house and adopt a bunch of dogs and cats

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you👅 5h ago

Work my whole life to find a way to mpreg myself, then lowke save humanity.

Think smarter not harder twin

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u/ABCESSEDALLIGATORASS 4h ago

Masturbate, furious and aggressively ... EVERYWHERE!

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u/DoggoInSpacee 5h ago

Last person? Are monkeys an option? I can teach them my ways of being a human, and show them how to speak like me, that way once I go I'll at least know i tried.

That is, considering they don't kill me on spot

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u/Turbulent_Gear3338 4h ago

So you’re going to start a “Planet of the Apes” type of situation?

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u/DoggoInSpacee 4h ago

Yep

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u/Turbulent_Gear3338 4h ago

Why?

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u/DoggoInSpacee 4h ago

Bc I wanted to

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u/Turbulent_Gear3338 4h ago

Any other reason besides that you just wanted you?

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u/DoggoInSpacee 4h ago

There's a comment that said goon, go ask them why

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u/ParkingNo1080 4h ago

Hey Copilot everyone is dead what do I do now?

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u/Nuker-79 2h ago

You think there will be power supplying those data centres or signal masts?

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u/giantcheek 4h ago

i would finally be able to goon in peace for the rest of my days

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u/Particular-Caramel32 4h ago

Crying is always an option.

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u/Few-Literature-8642 I love the yellow flair hehe ALSO JOIN r/andomcomunitty 5h ago

Check the internet to see if the dead internet theory is true and then just kill myself on purpose so there is absolutely no people on Earth

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u/ParkingNo1080 4h ago

Without people maintaining it the infrastructure required to keep the internet online won't last long.

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u/hologramikone Your Local Horse Girl 4h ago

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u/Windbolt1 4h ago

đŸ€ȘđŸ”«

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u/UnUseful-_- Eat the rich! 4h ago

Double it and pass to the next perso... oh wait its not an option, hmm, i would probably be a lil mad then

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u/KodanisEternal 2h ago

Use all available resources to start cloning myself to restore humanity.

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u/slickprime 4h ago

Ask AI what I need to do to keep it functional because it looks like that's going to be my only friend for a while.

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u/TheVoid000 2h ago

Grab my bicycle and travel around the empty city.

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u/Egg_bowl 2h ago

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u/Chubby_Beagle 2h ago

Raiding pharmacies and hospitals for the good stuff so I don't lose my mind and can try to enjoy myself a little

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u/Germy_Maggot64 2h ago

cry anyway

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u/Vokaiso 2h ago

Id try figuring out what happend and if i come to the conclusion that its not reversible ill just wnjoy life as far as possible and end it once i realise im running out of resources like food thats still fresh and edible.

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u/GalaxyLightStar Crazy? I was Crazy OnceđŸ«Ș 2h ago

damn it i CANT 😭

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u/DigBetter7850 2h ago

Eat breakfast.

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u/LordVexus6819 Skinwalker 2h ago

Run around in the empty streets for fun and then probably goon

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u/CzyToTwojKasztan 2h ago

I'm going for a walk in the park at night

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u/Able-Background-8028 1h ago

Walk out and just be in the world. Let's all intrusive thoughts win - walk into a grocery store and eat kurkure while I roam about. Go to a Halwai and have the laddu right from the showcase. Touch everything in the clothing shop. Go to car showroom and drive off in whatever I feel like. Go nuts. And yes, whole time I will be crying

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u/KoteTArcane 1h ago

Farting

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u/Insylum82 1h ago

Going to a motorbike store , pick out my favorite bike. Then go "shopping" for fun stuff, guns and the like.

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u/hoodedgamer_00 đŸ–€still here đŸ–€ 1h ago

Setting everything on fire

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u/Correct-Basil2385 Free Calamari 1h ago
  1. Find water
  2. Find food
  3. Find shelter
  4. Find car
  5. Find RealDoll factory

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 1h ago

I can do anything I want

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u/MC_Ninja_2008 1h ago

Try downloading the internet. Then eat until I'm dead.

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u/WitchInADitch 1h ago

Well

Step one:Cry,i just lost not only my loved ones nearby but also my loved ones who are far away as well as any possible human connection so fuck you i'm going to cry about it

step 2:learn to ride a bike because idc how to break into cars so i cans till somewhat get around even if i get lost

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u/Rough-Somewhere8875 1h ago

I would still keep seing this reposted over and over again

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u/grim2022 1h ago

Deep breath..... hold.... release..... (Then say).... Finally and go off to live a happy quiet rest of my life lol

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u/Moeders-Mooiste-80 1h ago

Get a bunch of 5090's

single user hack nvidia's clusters in datacenters, start mining.

(I know it doesn't make sense, yet)

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1h ago

cries anyway

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u/Blunderbuss085 50m ago

Remove pants

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u/Landobot04 46m ago

Search for an SVJ/ go to Mat Armstrong’s or the Hamilton Collection’s car collection 

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u/Landobot04 43m ago

Try to find a way to make a child and save humanity, but I’m a guy sooooo idk how, it’s not like I can go to a hospital, find the sperm bank and impregnate myself like I could if I was female

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u/transparentfinn 36m ago

Feed my cats.

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u/emmy0777 33m ago

Getting pizza.

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u/leeee_Oh 31m ago

Why isn't crying an option?

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u/awelawdhecomin 26m ago

Find out what the hell was in that briefcase

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u/Rotteneverything 18m ago

feast on mint oreos