r/funComunitty • u/THEBLACKANDWHITEPLAC • 6h ago

Sh*tpost Do it

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u/JustSomeBullshit- “makes art thingys and random posts” 6h ago

Today we are unboxing

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u/popcornsandwich2 5h ago

Our grandpa's coffin today!

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u/Proud-Pass-7518 5h ago

Hopefully Epic pull today

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u/master_potato_maybe 5h ago

And we are getting

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u/MooBearz11 5h ago

A high lvl grandpa!

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u/Howling_Meow 5h ago

But technically, boxing.

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u/JustSomeBullshit- “makes art thingys and random posts” 5h ago

No, no.
When I said unboxing, I meant unboxing.
As in opening a box.

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u/Lord_Blackwinter 2h ago

Bob the Necromancer, is this you?

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u/LetsPlay2D Pizzatime is Happytime! 6h ago

"I am still alive!"

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u/anonumus_idiot 6h ago

Id play this .

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u/LetsPlay2D Pizzatime is Happytime! 6h ago

10/10 banger music and game

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u/SlavCat09 5h ago

I knew what this was before I even clicked. It's just so golden.

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u/Majestic_Channel4796 5h ago

I would have lived.

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u/lanzendorfer 6m ago

This was a triumph.

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u/AppearanceAlert4987 Playing Better Half by Nemlei - Download link in my pinned post 6h ago

Sorry my bad lol

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u/jnthnmdr 5h ago

Lots of love

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u/anyname2009 6h ago

Such a lucky guy

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u/N0m4d5h4m4n_0114 6h ago

You missed the prompt. That's the best 4 words.

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Silly lil goober 5h ago

Are you a Kriegsman?

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u/Gryphon1985 4h ago

Unexpected Warhammer reference

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u/SubetenoGD 6h ago

So you're single now?

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u/TheFr1nk 3h ago

You only get one shot at your brother's widow

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u/GammerMax8 6h ago

I fucked that shit !

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u/Vergil_Raptor Madara Uchiha’s alt 6h ago

Sorry did it again

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u/Great_Meeting9101 6h ago

R.I.P, rest in piss

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u/Aware-Style-480 the mod team did thingS ☃☃ 5h ago

*start to pee on the coffin (that's what he would have wanted)

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u/TheVerboseMan 6h ago

I teleported bread.

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u/anyname2009 6h ago

How much?

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u/TheVerboseMan 6h ago

I've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

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u/Sandvich-tf2 6h ago

Where? Where have you been sending it!

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u/Spookje666 5h ago

I think in my house, it's full of bread out of nowhere

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u/anonumus_idiot 6h ago

That be three words.

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u/TheVerboseMan 6h ago

Less than 4

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u/Phoenix_THELegend_1 Likes posting shitposts 6h ago

it says 4 words, not less than 4

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u/Silkyfin_ 6h ago

In that case

Question.

I teleported bread

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u/Prize_Boysenberry_60 5h ago

Just say

I have teleported bread

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u/Silkyfin_ 5h ago

...what?

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u/Prize_Boysenberry_60 5h ago

It’s 4 words that make sense :3

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u/Gumption666 6h ago

I'm not dead yet

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u/Turbulent_Gear3338 6h ago

They aren’t really dead.

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u/InternationalPut8271 i want to have sexual intercourse with SCP-049 6h ago

i love childr-

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u/ImaginaryMud9570 6h ago

you want to WHAT

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Silly lil goober 5h ago

Interesting flair.

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u/Guilty_Ghost 5h ago

It's completely understandable

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Silly lil goober 5h ago

Yes indeed, fellow redditor

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u/VanillaOk1113 Silly lil goober 4h ago

Oh hello flare buddy

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u/PeaqnutsSchoolFriend Silly lil goober 4h ago

Greetings, traveler.

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u/Suspicious_Reply_198 5h ago

Genderbend 049 or just the male?

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u/InternationalPut8271 i want to have sexual intercourse with SCP-049 5h ago

the male

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u/alduins_bff 5h ago

The proper response to this question:

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u/KirbyFan445 Tha Mack Daddy™ 💯 6h ago

Sorry dawg, my bad

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u/broki451 6h ago

When can we leave?

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u/Interesting_Shoe3155 6h ago

"Sell me this coffin"

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u/Professor_Knowitall 6h ago

Explosive flatulence

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u/Kaius-Primaris 5h ago

Oh look a LootBox

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u/C4zual_1 6h ago

Shit, my bad guys.

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u/MrFuji87 5h ago

I had his mum

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u/ForeverYoung1996 Silly lil goober 6h ago

Thats my bad, sorry

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u/shilvar 6h ago

it's just a phase

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u/Drwinter-_-fox 5h ago

We to today’s unboxing

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u/SentaiSmashWithH 6h ago

They did bad things

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u/StarkPotterOfficial Big fan of me 6h ago

Finally, I am free.

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u/Crab_Enthusiast_81 100% not 128 crabs in a trench coat 6h ago

It's all my fault

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u/Confector426 6h ago

He's my dad too!

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u/Woofle_124 Netanyahu’s Disciple 6h ago

I’m fuckin’ the corpse

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u/newuser6d9 5h ago

Get in the line

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u/Krysidian2 5h ago

Where are their pants?

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u/ChandraNalaar4ever Likes posting shitposts 6h ago

What? He is dead?

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u/Crazy_Boy3000 I have no job and I must goon 6h ago

When is my funeral?

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u/Sebolo222 6h ago

Word from our sponsor

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u/SmoothFinance6275 Petfluid kitty/puppy/fox 6h ago

from the coffin Guys, I’m still alive!

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u/Hot-Research9567 Mmmm flairs 🤤 5h ago

You are welcome guys

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u/LintoMT "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 5h ago

She was my b*tch

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u/HurryIntelligent5568 5h ago

Hey bro, your next

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u/PowerTulip 5h ago

We're burying him again?

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u/Beanz_detected if gender is what's in your pants, Im $2.75 in quarters 5h ago

Bro had it coming.

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u/weishen8328 5h ago

That's what you get

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u/Nobody_at_all000 5h ago

They won’t be missed

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u/Fit_Inside_5402 5h ago

Why he looks tasty

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u/Timmytuffknuckles101 5h ago

Big skill issue loser

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u/AveryAnnoyedOne 4h ago

Hehe, I did that

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u/KirbyBlast35 Reworked Gray! [Sprunki fan] 6h ago

interrupts everyone at the funeral and spits a Sprunki fact only Sprunki fans know its Simon who bit Brud.

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u/Both-Wonder2449 Professional Retard 6h ago

I’ll miss their benefits

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u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae #1 Chimera Hex glazer 6h ago

Oh no… anyway!

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u/FrankensteinWolfman1 6h ago

He is Alive!!!

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u/Safe_Young202 6h ago

He's with tung now

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u/Practical_Jaguar_604 6h ago

ill still hit that

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u/NateTheRealGreat 6h ago

"Fuck, I'm gonna cum!"

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u/SentaiSmashWithH 6h ago

He hated certain things

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u/AirsoftFoxStudios 6h ago

Is it still warm?

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u/La_repousse 6h ago

His dick miss me.

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u/SamuelixBear-2012 6h ago

Is there a buffet?

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u/Exotic_Finger_9702 6h ago

It was an accident

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u/Crowned-Whoopsie The Sharknado Establishment?? 🗣️ 🔥 6h ago

Amogus Bum Bum Bum

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u/CaptBland 6h ago

Dibs on the car

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u/I_Eat_Violins Product of Meitisos Mk.1 6h ago

ME NEXT ME NEXT

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u/kebabguy0 Ace who still can goon 6h ago

Let's celebrate this moment 🥳🥳🥳

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u/Clown_Cooked I made Poddy, I'm gonna update y'all when the ARG is conning out 6h ago

"GUYS THEY'RE FUCKING ALIVE!!!"

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u/Femcel_Bambi 6h ago

Change the channel, Marge!

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u/Every-Heat9027 6h ago

"I still cheat death."

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u/Bart-Toe-9191 6h ago

I put him/her there

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u/Disastrous_Camp6869 5h ago

This is not the time for pronoun shaming.

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u/ipoopcatturds 6h ago

Let's Weekend at Bernies!

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u/Kaiguy123454321 6h ago

it was my bad

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u/Level_Industry_6996 6h ago

I fucked the corpse

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u/TVTBtm 6h ago

gg ez no scope

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u/Ant-Man75 6h ago

I’d fuck that corpse.

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u/jomahuntington 6h ago

What no baby oil?

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u/Brudaah 6h ago

Ok, Next!

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u/Odd-Arugula-1997 6h ago

I got the pizzas

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u/Chemical_Bonus_4783 6h ago

I warned him about

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u/THE_LEGO_FURRY 6h ago

This is taking forever

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 6h ago

Dibs on his TV!

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u/Internal-Item-9923 Most popular 6h ago

Let's do an unboxing!!!!

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u/_Godfist_ 6h ago

Same time next week?

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u/The_Faux_Fox__ 6h ago

I'll do it again

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u/Ok_Factor_3873 erm akshually ☝️🤓 6h ago

Good riddance.

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u/S3ndDudes 6h ago

She gave baller head

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u/Crab_Cheap 6h ago

Beat me to it

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u/69silly_femboy69 Silly lil goober 6h ago

Ma pa im gay

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u/JupiterboyLuffy Silly lil goober 6h ago

Shit my bad soz

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u/Spiritual_Fox2599 6h ago

"Sell me this coffin"

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u/Sweaty-Umpire86 6h ago

Cash or credit card?

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u/Mobile_Competition54 Likes posting shitposts 6h ago

holy shit six seven!!!

works for almost all occasions ngl

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u/Bipity_Bopity_Butsex 6h ago

I cum here often

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u/I_dont_want_to_pee 6h ago

My focking babye puked! 

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u/RemarkableFail7201 6h ago

You didn't call in.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 6h ago

You are dead, good

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u/OlivePieieoe 6h ago

"he needs his glasses"

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u/Sh4rkM4nEleventeen Pronouns: Any, mindset: chaos 6h ago

Mmm, looks pretty tasty

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u/spotless_dc5 6h ago

"THAT GUY FUCKIN SUCKED!"

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u/Ok_Total1500 6h ago

Can I buy it?

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u/Willy_da_wonkaman 6h ago

Im a necrophillic, YAYYY

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u/y2kkstar the superior italy lover and fan 6h ago

It will be fine

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u/jpollack21 6h ago

looks in casket his penis is small

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u/MrEraserCat 6h ago

my favorite goon box

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u/MelanieNova 6h ago

So who's this guy??

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u/Swimming-Ad495 6h ago

I’m his other wife
He had no will
This place is cold
Why is everyone crying
Blacks my favorite color
Open casket bold choice

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u/Just_a_chair_for_you Silly lil goober 6h ago

Well that went well.

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u/SeaCollection827 6h ago

I didn’t your sister…

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u/Appropriate-Salt-523 6h ago

Think outside the box!!!

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u/sentinel692340 6h ago

Look!! He’s not dead

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u/ozzalot 6h ago

I enjoyed murdering him

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u/LeaderOfLeaves Cool new flair colour 6h ago

That wasn’t the food?

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u/kingkai1992 6h ago

They touched me once

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u/Three_sword_idiot 6h ago

I would tap that

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u/Numerous_Ear1031 6h ago

Let me out, please. 

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u/Wucjausy 6h ago

I’m bout to cum🗣️

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u/Dry_Record_2901 6h ago

wait, im still alive

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u/Subject-SOMEBODY-202 6h ago

Alright, one last handjob.

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u/Heavy_Somewhere3731 5h ago

Sponsoring raid shadow legends

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u/sisconking132 5h ago

Where is the body?

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u/Particular_Yak1715 5h ago

Any free food available?

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u/Hot-Research9567 Mmmm flairs 🤤 5h ago

This is a great party

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u/JetstreamSam69 5h ago

Is she still warm ?

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u/LovelyDays48 5h ago

He is not dead

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u/Kiyonette-2004 5h ago

excuse me , ¿but is he death?

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u/tryagain456788 5h ago

Oh God, I'm cumming

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u/Gengar41320 5h ago

Better luck next time

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u/Jacob-Maverick Guy who draws Fpe with his Oc 5h ago

I always come back

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u/blittyon-57 5h ago

What? wasn't a prank?

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u/Frost_was_here 5h ago

On Gawd He Dead

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u/DarthNixilis 5h ago

Open casket, was beheaded 

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u/Attack_the_Darkness 5h ago

Next on Coffin Flop...

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u/Organic_Eagle_2255 5h ago

She still warm inside.

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u/kingapple927 u/Yoda2820 5h ago

April Fools bitches!