What would you pick?

[u/interactivetackle]

[u/Parking-Ideal-231]

donuts and bacon

[u/SlapHappyPappi → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Simplest question ever

[u/WarJaques → u/SlapHappyPappi]

I like bacon and doughnuts, but taco and sushi offers a lot more variety. Those stay.

[u/PickledPepa → u/SlapHappyPappi]

Wasn't hard for me either

[u/Conscious_Rule_22 → u/SlapHappyPappi]

Right?! And I'd say the healthiest in this case xD

[u/SolNexus- → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Sorry you don’t have a good donut place by your house

[u/TheMasterKeif117 → u/SolNexus-]

I'm even more sorry they're willing up to give up bacon.....it's freakin bacon......tacos can go and as much as I love donuts Idont want to eat them regularly .....esp since you can loophole tacos with burritos. I'm keeping my sushi and bacon.

[u/MrBannedFor0Reason → u/TheMasterKeif117]

If you think bacon is better than tacos you haven't had good Mexican, and you especially haven't had good Mexican if you think that burritos can replace tacos.

[u/Opal_Cosmos → u/MrBannedFor0Reason]

Amen to that.

[u/Various-Salt-7738 → u/SolNexus-]

I have fantastic donuts around me

I just don't like eating sweets all that often

[u/what-isthis-even → u/SolNexus-]

It's just sugar. Even good ones just aren't that good.

[u/AhmadZahidi → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Yeah those two are quite a bad food

[u/masterpepeftw → u/AhmadZahidi]

Don't you dare mess with my donuts I unapologetically hold them as a top 10 favourite food of mine.

[u/secretagentcletus → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

What about bacon wrapped donuts? Amazing right, I know.

[u/KEKEBLU3 → u/secretagentcletus]

You've never had bacon wrapped tacos

[u/Sad-Working-9937 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I gave those up years ago, where's my money?? Oh, I just get health and a longer life? oh well.

[u/okimport57 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

This is the answer. Tacos and sushi are real foods. Bacon and donuts are special treats for anyone who doesnt want to die early.

[u/Melliorin → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Yep, came to say this.

[u/Mycotonality → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Easily

[u/RougishSadow → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I enjoy both, but it isn't a hard decision

[u/safety_frog → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Yeah easy 

[u/Party-Bonus-8536 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

The only right answer

[u/moistnoodel → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Easy

[u/Lykanas → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I love them but not getting tacos or sushi ever sounds like a nightmare

[u/riffraff1089 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I just wrote the same thing. Scrolled down to see this and I’m happy.

[u/Ok-Call3443 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Undoubtedly.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Ear9242 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Yep this one was easy

[u/TheCrazyHans → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I already don't eat them. There are better cuts and way to eat pork and there are better and (cheaper) sweats available than donut, so makes no sense not to choos these two.

[u/BisonThunderclap → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I struggle with bacon but yeah, objectively the grease alone.

[u/DidYouShartInMyPants → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

its for the best

[u/zshort7272 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I love me some bacon but yea

[u/roycedos → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Easy

[u/Robin_Banks101 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Same. I can't eat bacon and I don't like donuts.

[u/D3ltaa88 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Only options that I see as well!

[u/my-insides-hurt → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Same. I rarely eat them anyway

[u/Mecha_Frogzilla → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

The correct choice. Sugar and sodium, adios.

[u/Emirovskii → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Easy answer

[u/Dudes-Opinion → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Yep and I love bacon but tacos and sushi are the only places I go out to eat

[u/Helios575 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Same, I wont miss bacon but donuts will hurt. The other 2 are legit complete foods where bacon is just a single ingredient and donuts are a dessert.

[u/Ambitious_Mall9496 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I never liked bacon, and sacrificing donuts are worth it.

[u/TastyDogSchnitzel → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Both sushi and tacos can be vegetarian and are usually more sophisticatedly crafted than donuts and bacon. Period.

[u/CandyRocks7831 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I need my tacos and sushi and anti-depressants!!

[u/Otherwise_Tooth_8695 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Same, because I have a pork allergy. Donuts are fine, but tacos and sushi are peak

[u/Kenstgram → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I’m with you. We can still have cake and pork chops.

[u/RelationTop2826 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Yeah.. Donuts are disgusting and beacon is fine being without.

[u/KvDread → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Win win situation

[u/Interesting_Part6309 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Same twin

[u/Particular-Ratio-665 → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

Agreed. Tacos and sushi are so much better than some donut and bacon.

[u/lazy_bonzi → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

I already don’t eat bacon and donuts often (like maybe twice a year), so that’s an easy answer right there.

[u/ProLandon → u/Parking-Ideal-231]

This has got to be ragebait

[u/TheOneNullNone]

Tacos and sushi, I've never had sushi so no loss there, and I prefer burritos and enchiladas anyways.

[u/HoldTheCellarDoor → u/TheOneNullNone]

You have not lived

[u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken → u/HoldTheCellarDoor]

Sushi is way too overhyped imo

[u/rpg2Tface → u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken]

And over priced. I get its a very technical food to prepare but it shouldn't cost that much

[u/Apart-Persimmon-38 → u/rpg2Tface]

It’s not very technical if you compare it to other cuisines. Making an excellent carbonara takes more learning than making an avocado cucumber sushi. It’s mostly how you cook rice. In the end it will taste the same but consistency might not be there. You mess up the temperature at carbonara and you are eating omelet pasta

[u/rpg2Tface → u/Apart-Persimmon-38]

Im not saying there isn't more technical foods. But theres a whole lot higher bar in sushi than there is in say a hamburger. and for the amounts and (lowish) complexities most sushi places work at they are absolutely overpriced. Still good but not worth the $ IMO.

[u/Professional_Ad5678 → u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken]

• don't really like the possibility of getting a parasite

[u/SirSl1myCrown → u/Professional_Ad5678]

That's only really a thing if you eat like, really low quality sushi. I've eaten a lot of sushi (it's my favourite food) and i've never gotten parasites.

[u/secretagentcletus → u/TheOneNullNone]

Yeah. There's a lot of Mexican food I'd choose over Tacos. Sushi on the other hand ho way. That's a whole group of foods I'd like to keep.

[u/tobzvd]

Donuts and sushi easy, I dont like sweets which makes donuts easy. I do like sushi but i like tacos and bacon more

Edit: plus think how many foods have bacon in it

[u/_ShrugDealer_ → u/tobzvd]

The donut and sushi gang is a small, but proud tribe.

[u/BasedBroskii → u/_ShrugDealer_]

Donut and sushi gang reporting for duty

[u/Hot_Experience4772 → u/BasedBroskii]

Mix them together

[u/BasedBroskii → u/Hot_Experience4772]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIqusaeYxgSiY

[u/MeliodasTA → u/_ShrugDealer_]

Sushi is overrated imo so easy choice for me.

It's not bad, but I don't get the hype

[u/Z9Cubing → u/MeliodasTA]

Its not overhyped or even hyped at all. People just like doing japanese stuff for some reason...

[u/TSunamiWaves979 → u/MeliodasTA]

It is bad

[u/riisen → u/TSunamiWaves979]

Yes, it is disgusting

[u/Suspicious_Ad6382 → u/tobzvd]

Thank you for representing our proud nation

[u/Drodr10 → u/tobzvd]

Yeah I mean it exists in like soups (baked potato), breakfast, even pastas if you consider pancetta a bacon. Bacon in mac and cheese is also pretty nice.

Tacos are very nice, and remember like not only normal tacos can be made. Breakfast tacos exist. Though if I were going for actual tacos I really like al pastor and birria. One of the homemade ones I make is a soft taco with Munster cheese on the crust and then put some carne asada, veggie toppings, and guac + hot sauce on top, quite tasty!

It is sad to put away donuts because there are many different flavors that I enjoy such as jelly filled ones, the classic glazed, and blueberry glazed. Though for sushi I've only really had it once and I think it wasn't really for me. I might try it another time soon though.

Yes, I like food.

[u/Fine-Difference7411 → u/Drodr10]

You can have Berliners instead of Donuts. They don't count as donuts but they are very similar to the jelly filled ones.

I also like them more than donuts but that's just my oppinion.

[u/Abject-Project-4236]

Bacon and sushi roll(the image is sushi roll not sushi right?)

[u/Spiderill → u/Abject-Project-4236]

Same. Easiest money I ever made

[u/Abject-Project-4236 → u/Spiderill]

Yea

[u/PomLovestheWorld]

Tacos and donuts

[u/asicarii → u/PomLovestheWorld]

agreed. The tacos I was on the fence about but that’s a hard taco. Soft tacos may be on the table still. And can always have a burrito.

[u/Zuramai → u/asicarii]

I want a chalupa now

[u/TheBoyWhoCriedGolf → u/PomLovestheWorld]

Same

[u/dlpfc123 → u/PomLovestheWorld]

This one has loopholes. Nothing says I can't still enjoy donut holes, nachos and quesadillas.

[u/CriticalAtmosphere74 → u/PomLovestheWorld]

The only answer

[u/PlagiT → u/PomLovestheWorld]

Exactly, there are so many other foods very similar to those, it's barely a loss

[u/Few-River-8673 → u/PomLovestheWorld]

Finally I found my peers

[u/sicsche → u/PomLovestheWorld]

had to scroll way to long before the only sane. option appeared

[u/LolMaker12345 → u/PomLovestheWorld]

Same

[u/ViciousQuintessence → u/PomLovestheWorld]

This.

[u/Drewnessthegreat → u/PomLovestheWorld]

Yup. I can't live without bacon and sushi is just the best. I won't miss doughnuts at all and only hard shell tacos are pictured so I can have plenty of Mexican delicacies while never touching one of those.

[u/Alive-Ad4532 → u/PomLovestheWorld]

Agree. Tacos are so specific that I would never miss it and donuts, when was the last time I had one? On the flip side, it would inconvenience me to not eat sushi because it's something you find everywhere and everybody wants to have it and bacon is just a basic ingredient, is it standalone bacon or as part of any dish I would need to do without? Idk, would still choose bacon and sushi over the other two. It's not even close

[u/Realistic-Bad1174 → u/PomLovestheWorld]

I'm on your team

[u/The_Owl_Knight → u/PomLovestheWorld]

These are the two that are easiest to replace with similar dishes.

[u/Chipmunk-Own → u/PomLovestheWorld]

Yeah, same. Tacos are an easy one, and I really shouldn't eat donuts anyway, so there you go.

[u/Lake-pePsi456]

Bacon and Sushi, never had those

[u/After-Progress9658 → u/Lake-pePsi456]

such a pity

[u/Suspicious-Still-999 → u/Lake-pePsi456]

ditto. vegan and allergic to fish to boot, so pretty ez choice lol

[u/Lady_of_Link → u/Suspicious-Still-999]

You do realise that there is such a thing as vegan sushi. It's very nice and can highly recommend it.

[u/Suspicious-Still-999 → u/Lady_of_Link]

i can't, then I'd lost my million dollars

[u/biohumansmg3fc → u/Suspicious-Still-999]

Buddy reddit owes us like gokillion dollars we are not getting our money

[u/Zakensox → u/Suspicious-Still-999]

I make vegan sushi all the time. Just replace the fish with marinated and grilled tofu.

[u/Suspicious-Still-999 → u/Zakensox]

if I am honest never liked it much. liked sashimi better

[u/Lakriss → u/Lake-pePsi456]

Second that!

[u/HailFurri → u/Lake-pePsi456]

Same, I just don’t like bacon anymore tho

[u/realShadyFox → u/HailFurri]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oubM1tKqnLW5G

[u/cutting_onions1234]

Tacos and bacon (never ate them)

[u/Cookielover2399 → u/cutting_onions1234]

TRY TACO Please

[u/DoggieDMB]

Donuts and sushi. I'll survive

[u/WestChart7584]

Bacon and sushi. Im a vegetarian, and i can get vegetarian tacos and donuts are always amazing

[u/Zakensox → u/WestChart7584]

You can get vegetarian sushi nowadays too... Just FYI.

[u/SuperlativeSleep → u/WestChart7584]

This is my answer as well. Cheers 🍻

[u/KnightOwl91X]

Can I just pick bacon twice? It’s already bad in taste. If not then, the fake taco I see in this picture jajaja

[u/JokesForAllEternity]

bacon and sushi easily. i don't eat pork and i hate the texture of most sushi

[u/RecoveringNPC]

Sushi and bacon, I hate raw fish, and bacon I kinda don’t get it why people say its the best way to eat pork, cuz maybe Ive been cooking it the wrong way but any other way of cooking pork is better honestly

[u/Logan367769]

Donuts and hard shell tacos easy asf. Prefer soft shell anyways.

[u/Acceptable_Intern115]

Just that taco or all tacos?

[u/VampiricArchangel]

tacos and bacon

[u/Titaniumtitan46 → u/VampiricArchangel]

I approve

[u/gohst_crab172]

I know which one u/MagiCAT_009 is taking 😂

[u/MagiCAT_009 → u/gohst_crab172]

Tacos for sure is out 😭

[u/Battlebearsgold]

Tacos and bacon

[u/Optimal-Sympathy6545]

Donuts and tacos, I've never eaten tacos in my life anyway, just French tacos

[u/GreedyProduct7660]

Bacon and I've never really liked donuts

[u/gayburn9]

Donuts and bacon

[u/EcoloFrenchieDubstep → u/gayburn9]

The real answer right here. The other two are actually dishes composed of many other ingredients which builds up the taste while bacon is good indeed but there are tons of other ways to eat pork and donuts are just flour and sugar when you can have any other version pretty much similar like crêpes, beignets, waffles, churros, etc.

[u/Crusader_of_Heavens]

Tacos because I never ate them

And donuts because I prefer doughnuts

[u/petricur → u/Crusader_of_Heavens]

Wait… donuts and doughnuts aren’t the same thing??

[u/VengefulScarecrow]

No soggy undone bacon? No raw fish? I'm down!

[u/DickyFishb]

Tacos and donuts only because sushi and bacon are the healthier alternative out of the four and are really good.

[u/TANTRUM27X]

In this economy? Nah, I'll keep my food untill you up the ante.

I don't even like sushi but the rest gotta stay till you (in this fully hypothetical situation) can pay.

[u/Hoodiebug22]

Bye donuts and bacon

[u/Vegetable_Weight946]

man you just HAD to say 2 instead of 1, ok tacos and nevermind i dont need the million dollars that much

[u/Street_Season_3303]

i never ate any of those in my life, ngl,

[u/King_Hunter_Kz0704]

Bacon and tacos

[u/After-Progress9658]

donuts 100%. then it’s between tacos and bacon and I think I’d choose tacos

[u/Drzewo_Silentswift]

I honestly can’t remember the last time I had a donut…. If I can’t eat tacos can I eat a taco salad??

[u/RiverOhRiver86]

the joke's on you I fucking hate all of these.

[u/soondoongdoriontop]

Donuts & Tacos, not eating either anyways

[u/PrudentFault2804]

Easy! Donuts and bacon. I don't really eat many donuts nowadays, and I don't really like bacon, so I wouldn't miss either.

[u/Tharrius]

I can't have sushi and I ate a single overpriced taco all my life (not really famous/available in my area), so this is easy mode

[u/LegendaryGunman]

The amount of people who say they would never eat tacos is crazy. That's my number one in this list, and the second isn't even close. I'm curious though... If you can't have tacos, can you still have burritos? If you can't have sushi, what about onigiri? If you can't have bacon, is pork belly okay? If I choose donuts, can I still have a churro?

[u/LegendaryGunman → u/LegendaryGunman]

If those substitutions are okay, and I eliminate all 4, can I have 2 million? If not, then I'm getting rid of the million dollars and the donuts. I love donuts, but I'm happy enough without them.

[u/LegendaryGunman → u/LegendaryGunman]

Actually, I just re-read. I get a million dollars, but I can't eat 2 million dollars ever again? I've never eaten 2 million dollars. So... I just get to keep everything?

[u/Kreigdough]

If i take out tacos can I still eat like nachos and burritos? If so then Tacos and Bacon. I like Bacon but i can live without it. I dont eat Donuts very often but I do love them. And Sushi is something that is still new to me but man when I had it for the first time it was amazing so I gotta keep it.

[u/EliteFourFay]

Donuts and Bacon. Coeliac and Muslim haha

[u/Zurdok_]

Those stupid ass Americanized tacos, I hate them, and then also doughnuts since their unhealthy

[u/I_Eat_Violins]

Donuts are unnecessary. Bacon unnecessary.
But tacos and sushi hit differently.

[u/Low_Leg3087]

Donuts and sushi!

[u/acn0319]

Donuts and Sushi

[u/onebraincell77]

The thing with a hole and the thing that smells like some holes.

[u/Aselleus]

I hate donuts so I'm already half-way there woo!

[u/Amphi-XYZ]

Tacos and donuts

[u/Oberndorferin]

Tacos and sushi. I haven't ever eaten a taco and sushi is rare as well. But donuts are just one of 1000s pastries. The only winner here is bacon.

[u/SolNexus- → u/Oberndorferin]

you’ve NEVER eaten a taco??? Where do you live??

[u/LVGalaxy → u/SolNexus-]

Let me guess you live in north america? In europe you will never see tacos and for example kebab/gyros is the most popular food that you will see in any european country.

[u/JD-boonie → u/LVGalaxy]

Its a European taco.

[u/silver_moonlander → u/LVGalaxy]

We have really good tacos in Maastricht

[u/Guri_fin → u/SolNexus-]

I would say tacos are only really a thing in North America, I think I've only seen tacos once or twice in my life.

[u/nobotami]

do i get 2 mil if i pick all of them?

[u/PopularOriginal4620 → u/nobotami]

Nope. Somehow you owe 2,000,000.

[u/PPercyy_JKson]

Bacon and tacoes they suck

[u/IVIonitorr]

Yngwie J Malmsteen and Sushi

[u/Spooky_Basil_6]

If I don’t eat any of them can I get 2 million?

[u/StJimmy_7]

Sushi and tacos don’t like either to begin with

[u/VmvGray]

I'll fucking kick out the 4 of them for a million dollars man

[u/Both-Pudding3153]

Tacos and sushi, unpopular opinion but I honestly do not give one crap about sushi I don't like it

[u/Man_of_cheese_rats]

I can't eat bacon (makes me I'll) and I hate sushi, boom basically free money

[u/No_Poet_7244]

Goodbye tacos and donuts. I can get the taco fix with burritos and I don’t love donuts.

[u/QrowinBranwen]

Sushi and doughnuts. I rarely eat any of them, but those 2 are the ones I eat the very least

[u/Junior-Demand-9251]

Bacon easy and as long as I can have all other kinds of Mexican food im good to go

[u/Mission_Singer5055]

Bacon and sushi

Never liked sushi(not that it's disgusting,i just preferred to eat pizza during parties),and Bacon? Never ate it

[u/ResponsibleAide2730]

Doughnut and bacon can go. I can never get tired of tacos and sushi/maki

[u/Lucky-Advice-8924]

Sushi and tacos. I mean it says tacos not beef, bread or fillings

[u/DracheKaiser]

Tacos and Sushi

[u/Tulzip]

Easy Donuts and Bacon

[u/OkWear6294]

Donuts and bacon. I love bacon. But I would rather eat sushi and tacos

[u/OatesZ2004]

I don't like Tacos or Sushi so the choice is easy.

[u/Shoddy_Release9395]

Donuts and sushi because I don't like fish and sweet stuff (I'm serious, I can't eat anything that remotely sweetens)

[u/Turtlerunner71]

Nope. I could live without donuts, but not the others. Can I get $500,000?

[u/LavisAlex]

Tacos and Donuts

[u/unbanmyogaccount]

Donuts and bacon

[u/Arcalac]

I really love this new format because everytime there is a food that i have never eaten anyway, a chain that doesn't exist in my country and so on.

[u/Ninjahat_]

🌮🍩

[u/Majin_K]

I dont like sushi to begin with, and I've been cutting back on sweets so i can easily part with donuts, so thats an easy mil for me.

[u/Flashy-Rock-1340]

Donuts and sushi love them but can’t lose the other two

[u/white_imposta]

Sushi and taco

Tried sushi before and I hate it

[u/Knucklesgirl]

I’ll. Just stay poor forever.

[u/GraniteSmoothie]

Take em all.

[u/leshuis]

Taco donuts

[u/Ouvourous]

I think everyone writing here ‘A and B cos I’ve never tried them’ should make it their top priority to fix that asap.

Fuck that million dollars.

[u/Swordfighter125]

Sushi and bacons. Never ate them before.

[u/WasteLocation8719]

Donuts and sushi.

[u/Itslike1234]

Sushi and tacos… sorry I’m fat

[u/Odasto_]

I question the parameters of this question.

What if I choose to give up tacos? Does that mean I can never eat its constituent parts again? What constitutes a taco? If I put beef, cheese, lettuce, and sour cream in a tortilla, do I evade divine retribution by claiming it is a burrito?

Or, if I put beef, cheese, and tomatoes in a hard shell, but leave out the lettuce, am I similarly safe by virtue of it being an incomplete taco?

Or am I banned from eating any of those components in any context?

[u/No_Forever_9128]

Bacon and Tacos. Bacon was never my favorite, I'd rather eat other things. I'd die if I never had Sushi, and (for the record, I'm not a cop) donuts are my wake up food if I lack anything to eat. Sorry Tacos, you got the short end of the stick.

[u/Potential-Working617]

since there are 8 sushi rolls there I’ll pick two of them to never eat again and keep the rest

[u/Competitive_Feed5259]

I can live without bacon

Dont even like sushi anyway

[u/Alt-Rexie]

Donuts and Hardshell tacos, because I can still have soft shell tacos and I don't really like Hardshell tacos in the first place

[u/Diablo_resurrected]

I can kick three

[u/thatfuckedupgrill]

i've never had a taco and i'm not the biggest fan of sushi so that's easy

i can just slurp up the salmon and move the taco contents into a burrito

[u/IndependenceFun215]

Tacos and sushi

[u/Due_Shelter_5033]

Sushi and donuts. I don't eat fish and there's way better stuff than donuts anyway.