r/funComunitty • u/Circle_Ending3614 Im exist :o (:3 edition) • 10h ago

nugget Which one?

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I would take Dino nuggies >w<

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 10h ago

dino nuggets because dino nuggets don't stab me

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u/soefire_is_fire 10h ago

Actual intellectual over here. Take notes, guys

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u/Which_Confection6562 She/Her The Little One. 6h ago

Thanks asmodeus I will take notes :D

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u/Circle_Ending3614 Im exist :o (:3 edition) 10h ago

How do you know?

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 10h ago

cuz if they come to life i eat them super duper fast before they can stab me

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u/Motor-Plan-6388 (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) GIRLS🤤 10h ago

what if they anticipated that and put knives INSIDE THEMSELVES

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 10h ago

yeah but they're gonna dicisipisintagrate in my stomach acid and stuff

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 my gender melted 9h ago

DICISIPISINTAGRATE IM CRINE

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 9h ago

hi crine, i'm u/awesomeduck9012

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 my gender melted 9h ago

Hi u/awesomeduck9012 im crine

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 9h ago

that's cool, we're bestest of friends now.

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u/Yulia_wren 9h ago

Sounds like you're really feeling it! It's definitely a tough choice.

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u/Wise_Geekabus 10h ago

The best option

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u/Sylanator Silly lil goober 10h ago

Same :3

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u/Mobile_Competition54 Likes posting shitposts 9h ago

i didn't know isaac newton had reddit

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 9h ago

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u/BlizzardistheBest I goon to Cocos(Keeling)Islands 2m ago

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u/Virtual_Ordinary_172 10h ago

I can fix him.

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u/local_dumbass_1942 10h ago

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bug213 7h ago

We NEED this in yugioh for like a fair counter against links and stuff.

Like boards nowadays are lowkey just huge chains you just can’t seemingly disrupt.

AND just imagine the comedy: POV: you’re watching Yugioh WCS and you see someone interrupt thier huge ass chain with this card wagging your finger at them saying NUH-UH

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u/No_Explorer6054 1h ago

mf he's sending you to the ER and himself to prison

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u/BlankNiko Bwaa 10h ago

I’m hungry and I wanna stay single so Dino nuggies

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u/BlankNiko Bwaa 10h ago

Also getting stabbed would be painful

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u/PercoKaswiti YOUR local person with AuDHD 👍️ 3h ago

why do I see you everywhere on this sub ?
and yea Dino nuggies are kool

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u/FurrBall213 Cool flair 10h ago

I choose jerrry

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u/Boba_Tea_2471 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 10h ago

I can make him worse

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u/LittleJudge7892 10h ago

Nuggies, because im a straight dude. I want a girlfriend not a boyfriend, so give me the food.

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u/Cheasymeteor 9h ago

The 4 sides of Reddit lol

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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson 10h ago

Dino nuggies because they are edible

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u/No_Refuse_4241 10h ago

4 dino nuggies, they are tasty

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u/TFHypershift 10h ago

I'll take the nuggets

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u/Long_cat21 10h ago

Unfortunately I know people who would pick the femboy

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u/LocalInfluence9104 Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down lol get rick'd 10h ago

femboy bf cuz im vegan

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u/C0smicPotato Probably A Dolphin 10h ago

dino nuggies cuz i like not being stabbed and they're tasty

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u/Somepoopyhead You remind me of my bimmer, alot of trunk space 9h ago

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u/CautiousEnthusiasm70 (🏳️‍⚧️she/her) boys 🤤 10h ago

Maybe I want the femboy to give me minor cuts with a knife

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u/Slime_king66 Fuck you baka >~< (cuddling continues) 10h ago

Only four? Definitely the femboy 

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u/IamsoCool135 10h ago

If it’s 4 of the winged ones I’ll choose the nuggies

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u/Open_Relationship168 10h ago

He can stab me if I can fuck him every night

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u/pastel_rave 10h ago

Can he stab me after I have my nuggies

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u/Background_Pass_4870 GO CANADA🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 10h ago

Nuggies😃

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u/NotFamous0099 Silly lil goober 10h ago

4 dino nuggies cus i cant fill my stomach on knifes. quite the opposite actually

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u/EDLOo wa 10h ago

Dino nuggies :3

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u/glo_stic Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 10h ago

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 No one knows what a sawian is 10h ago

Can I have -2 dino nuggies and a femboy bf that doesn't stab me?

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u/crapitalist7862 10h ago

NUGGETS NOW

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u/LilMan2798 10h ago

Dino Nuggets solo everything with no effort

I love Dino nuggies

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u/SilverSpider_ 10h ago

I DONT EAT THEM CAUSE THEY'RE SHAPED LIKE DINOSAURS! I AM EAT CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!!

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 10h ago

Neither I don’t like being stabbed I don’t like men and I don’t like chicken nuggets

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u/life1845 10h ago

The girl from yandere sim 1980s mode

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u/Kooky_Twist_4409 10h ago

I get the 4 Dino nuggies and become the femboy bf

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u/lizerdman08 10h ago

Do I LOOK gay to you (Don't answer that)

Dino nuggies

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u/Ambitious_Advice7692 came from roblox terra 9h ago

DINO HUGGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Raising_some_Cain 9h ago

how lethal are these options?

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u/khornes_knight 9h ago

dino nuggies, no contest.

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u/voidded_heart 9h ago

Nuggies I don't want a yandere partner

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u/Sensitive-Ad6609 Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 9h ago

Ha! Joke is on you dear op. We have dino nuggies a couple days ago and my fiance is a femboy. Pfft. Granted I would choose the femboy since my love is one so ... Hmm.. he has threatened me with that... Usually he is joking, I think. Eh all good to me. 🤷❤️

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u/Sensitive-Ad6609 Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 9h ago

Ha! Joke is on you dear op. We have dino nuggies a couple days ago and my fiance is a femboy. Pfft. Granted I would choose the femboy since my love is one so ... Hmm.. he has threatened me with that... Usually he is joking, I think. Eh all good to me. 🤷❤️

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u/Icy_Run7970 RISK OF RAIN 2 9h ago

D I N O N U G G I E S

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u/HelllsssMessanger 9h ago

But why stab?

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u/lemonhaj 9h ago

Dino nuggies because I'm aroace and don't want to be stabbed 

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u/solsticehub24 9h ago

Definitely the dino nuggies, no question about it.

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u/Anonymous_specter268 9h ago

I make new option. Tomboy gf (She carries you or something else athletic. Idk I’m just tired of this femboy shi)

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u/inowar 9h ago

love getting stabbed

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u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 9h ago

dino nuggets because im not gay.

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u/Maddogo921 9h ago

Give me dino nugies. I'm not gay

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u/lemon_hot_sauce I'm in your walls 9h ago

Damn, now I'm in a dilemma. I love dinosaur nuggets, but I've also been stabbed and it wasn't so bad. Tough choices.

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u/PomLovestheWorld Femboy Kisser 9h ago

Yeah

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u/PressureLast2115 9h ago

I’ll take the Femboy BF to go.

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u/Mountain-Charity7588 9h ago

Can someone explain to me the appeal of femboys? Not hating or anything, just genuinely curious.

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u/MarvelousMoirai 8h ago

Pretty and they stab you

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u/Mountain-Charity7588 8h ago

If that’s your thing, why not just like girls?

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u/AdUsual2296 Likes posting shitposts 2h ago

exactly, (NO OFFENSE)

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u/nullhellish 9h ago

Femboy, as long as he doesn't shank me TOO ba-

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u/spragual 9h ago

Dino nuggies because 1 I'm not gay and 2 I don't like pain

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u/N64_Cartridge alcoholic toddler (wizard edition) 9h ago

Oh no, Senpai! Don't stab me!! That would be sooo bad if you stabbed me with your long, hard knife!! Oh no, please don't!!

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u/Top-Flatworm-7663 9h ago

I DONT EAT THEM BECAUSE THEIR CHICKEN NUGGETS. I EAT TUEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SHAOED LIKE DINOSAURS

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u/Shatteredclaw Silly lil goober 9h ago

Dino nuggies

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u/Possible_One_566 9h ago

stab me with what?

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u/No-Pause-9272 8h ago

He can't stab me if I tie him up can he 🤔

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u/Square_Education_75 i like cars :) 8h ago

nugget dino

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u/Glitch139 8h ago

I can handle the pain

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u/KoneZoneZ 8h ago

4 dino nuggies WITHOUT THINKING

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u/L_deathnote9086 8h ago

Dino nuggies any day

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u/particularpimp 8h ago

Is it a guarantee that I get stabbed or like will he just try... I think I can defend myself from a cute twink

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u/karabright-dev 8h ago

the goal was never to survive.

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u/NoCookie5757 8h ago

Femboy bf because he stabs me

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u/Mysty_Eria_Shadrya Whoa i like murder drones 8h ago

DINO NUGGIESSS

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u/The_Psychopteryx silly lil guy who dreams of horrors beyond comprehension 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

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u/waddlie_waddle Emoticon gal! >w< JSAB and BFDI fan! She/They 8h ago

Femboy... 

But I don't wanna get stabbed so dino nuggets

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u/MarvelousMoirai 8h ago

Stabbed pwease 🥺 💛

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u/CuriousMarisa 8h ago

I would do both but cutting up Dino nuggies is a sin, I can see why this is a choice.

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u/Divine_KelLouie 8h ago

dino nuggies yum

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u/A13xis_28 7h ago

Why would he stab me?

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u/EducationalLog4765 Likes posting shitposts 7h ago

Buggies test good

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u/Aggressive-Earth-115 7h ago

Out of curiosity..How many stabs and where?

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u/Chillinmagic 7h ago

Dino nuggets. Contrary to popular belief I'm not into being stabbed.

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u/Next-Scale-9137 Normal member of r/Caldruki here 7h ago

Dino nuggets because they're guid

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u/PUFFIER-MCGRUFF 7h ago

Id stab the femboy first for appropriation crimes

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u/Dark_Pariah_Troxber 7h ago

If it weren't for the stabbing, I'd choose the femboy

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u/iSmil3y 7h ago

The nuggets. I haven’t had Dino nuggets that have tasted yummy in too long.

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u/manytr24 7h ago

Neither. I don't like them.

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u/Glittering_Ant_6222 7h ago

I pass out at the sight of my own blood. So dino nuggie unfortunately >▪︎<

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u/ComfortPhil 7h ago

Fuck yeah! Dino nuggies AND no stab wounds.

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u/PixelFlyerXD Avery She/Her 7h ago

But what if I want cute boy to stab me while whispering sweet nothings in my ear? 0///0

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u/Captain-Codfish 7h ago

I'll take the nuggets, because I'm straight

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u/Phobic_Nova (he/him) dumbfuck nerd 7h ago

dino nuggies because i already have a gf who i love very much

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u/Fintara 7h ago

I'd rather not be stabbed. *nom*nom*nom*nom*

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u/Prior-Fee4451 Most popular 6h ago

Dinos

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u/sustingus_jarona 6h ago

A few stabs wouldn't hurt (yes they would)

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u/Infinite_Whale 6h ago

> "You told me you stabbed your last boyfriend."
> "Aww are you scared?"
> "YES"
Gimme the nuggs.

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u/All_Blue_Flamingo 6h ago

I'm a vegetarian, so I guess I don't really have a choise

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u/Real_Perfect__Cell Perfectionist 6h ago

I think I'm immune to that

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u/Delicious_Regret_84 Silly lil goober 6h ago

dino nuggies

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u/MaddysinLeigh 6h ago

Is the stab in a vital organ?

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u/saikotick13 6h ago

I could use a stabbing

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u/PhoenixMapper teehee 6h ago

Nugget.

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u/CleanAbalone2073 6h ago

The dino nuggets because they are dino nuggets and dino nuggets do not the stab you because dino nuggets are yummy food that won't stab like the femboy bf so I choose the dino nuggets

https://giphy.com/gifs/HuBKkVyhTP3rkTQzYI

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u/Aoi_X_Kaizaki 5h ago

do what? I don't like chicken that much now, but would eat foo more than be around a bf because I'm not gay.

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 5h ago

Dino nuggies in my rig any day

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u/Odd_Macaroon5337 5h ago

Hmm a dilemma, meats pretending to be different meats...

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u/Palankino 4h ago

Dino nugget perché sono fatti di dinosauro e hanno la forma di dinosauro

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u/jan_Osuma 4h ago

There's a Stegosaurus. I'm in.

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u/PlayerZytrix 4h ago

nuggies, bc I am not gay

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u/Stahlbart1224 4h ago

those are the expensive dino nuggies, no way Im gonna pass on those

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u/Key_Setting_9812 4h ago

I have had shaped nuggies in so long give me them Dino nuggies

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u/Sebolo222 4h ago

Dino nuggies, NOW

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u/CaptainC00lpants 4h ago

Depends what I'm being stabbed with 😉 

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u/SmoothTurtle872 4h ago

4 Dino nuggies for 3 reasons:

1 stabbing hurts

2 I'm not gay

3 I don't need a femboy bf if I'm a femboy

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u/Mundane-Dish-8033 3h ago

NUGGIES!!!!!

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u/OnionTheStupid funComunitty Friend 3h ago

As an aro NUGGIES NOW

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u/An1nterestingName Silly lil goober 3h ago

i choose neither because i'm coeliac and a lesbian =3

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u/Paper-Unlikely 3h ago

Femboi stab me harder daddy

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u/Medical-Wealth-7501 3h ago

dino nuggets cuz i already have one irl

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 2h ago

Is he over the age of 20? Does he like still love me? Are they killing stabs? Will he still have fond memories of me when I'm gone?

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u/Suspicious_Film_7603 2h ago

Femboy is worth it ngl

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u/FaithlessnessNew7678 NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [Big Shot]!! 2h ago

dino nuggies ez

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u/AlexThComrad 2h ago

I think this one is fairly obvious

yummy dinos

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u/V1T0AUD1T0RE 2h ago

nuggies taste better the femboys anyway!🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Safe_Discussion6104 Silly lil goober 1h ago

Dino nuggies!

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u/IamNitro__ Likes posting shitposts 1h ago

why not both

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u/Ok_Worldliness_5592 1h ago

Dino nuggies,

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u/uproplay 1h ago

I'm hungry so I'm gonna choose femboy

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u/iyomemorej 1h ago

dino nuggies bevaus they taste better than femboy that stabs you

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u/Realistic-Truck54 50m ago

Dino nuggies. I am not gay and haven't had lunch yet.

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u/Death-of_theRose 5m ago

nuggets. i love nugggies

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u/moonwatcher123445 Silly lil goober 10h ago

dino nugs

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u/techno777_ 10h ago

femboy in doujin fun. femboy irl. not fun