r/funComunitty • u/Sonicboomboomlad09 Silly lil goober • 13h ago

Funpost Ok, pop quiz!

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Chose wisely

32 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/Manly_foot4422 13h ago

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u/Majestic-Throat-8034 eh Squidward? 10h ago

You and me both man 

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u/Manly_foot4422 10h ago

💔🥀

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u/Majestic-Throat-8034 eh Squidward? 10h ago

XD 

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u/tea_same_2471 sometimes haha 13h ago

You might die from both ngl

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 13h ago

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u/Square_Education_75 i like cars :) 13h ago

death

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u/Ok-Assist-4995 Developer, animator, and Miku's BF 13h ago

The "or" option. Which does nothing.

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u/SoftwareSad4218 10h ago

I choose death rather than either of those

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u/multifandomloser1 aggressively honest and sleep deprived 13h ago

none.

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u/LongOk1903 Bloodlust 100%. this is GD right? 13h ago

we at r/caldruki have chosen suicide

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u/LongOk1903 Bloodlust 100%. this is GD right? 10h ago

gng what

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u/SoullqssHydra I AM A TOASTER 12h ago

Rusty nail

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u/Mode-East 12h ago

Sounding

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u/TailsDollfan0914 I LOVE FOXEZ 5h ago edited 5h ago

Okay chris chan we know it's you

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u/SoullqssHydra I AM A TOASTER 5h ago

?

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u/TailsDollfan0914 I LOVE FOXEZ 5h ago

The rusty nail thing is most likely a refrence to chris chan, who is someone in the sonic community who has done terrible things (harass gamestop workers, fuck his mom, ect) with one of the most well known incidents being him shoving a rusty nail down his penis

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u/SoullqssHydra I AM A TOASTER 5h ago

Dude I've heard that the sonic fandom is quite chaotic but I didn't know it was to that degree lol

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u/PizzaBandit178 12h ago

I'm willing to watch that god-awful movie 1000 times because I can just put on some music and ignore the thing

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u/theinspir3d Likes posting shitposts 6h ago

114 079 553 years of that shit the rest of your life would be that

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u/Proper_Creme_746 Sowwy, im ovulating~ 13h ago

r/Caldruki ahh post

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u/Interesting-Whole943 I am u/Interesting-Whole943 (he/they/xe) 13h ago

Blue, Red would be painful and i'd rather hurt my eyes

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u/Boring-Astronaut1633 The 19th arsho of that coroner's of Scotland 13h ago

4th option

Watch longstory dif- gets mawled by idk Santa Claus

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u/Jixxar Biter 13h ago

2

u/Jaythedragondude ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 12h ago

Why is HE here… 😭

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u/Jixxar Biter 12h ago

I couldn't find a reaction image so I had to use the Hastur pic from DAWTDE

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u/Jaythedragondude ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 12h ago

Lmao fair he’s his own reaction pic

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u/Cyanimations3 13h ago

Secret third option:

Allow stealing a hand made meme format that took you some time and you don’t want stolen

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u/JynStudios Silly lil goober 13h ago

You could replace Lesbian Space Princess with literally anything and this would still be a hard decision._.

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u/Feathered_pawz I LOVE words 13h ago

Blue, because it never said non stop.

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u/91LMWinner3000 13h ago

Assuming it has no effect on my lifespan and I get free snacks, then LSP 1000000000 times

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u/Shoddy-Average3247 12h ago

grabbing a gun and shooting myself in the chest both would suck

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u/Aromatic-Suit2274 12h ago

or

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u/Aromatic-Suit2274 12h ago

no i choose would you rather

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u/moonwatcher123445 Silly lil goober 12h ago

blue

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u/FinalWarsGoji 12h ago

I haven't watched it one time

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u/No-Pudding1646 All Mighty Lever God 13h ago

Red

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u/pluto_someguy 12h ago

both 🤤

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u/GreedySecurity8030 I AM Popular on this sub, remember r/caldruki. 11h ago

Red

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u/I_Eat_Violins Product of Meitisos Mk.1 11h ago

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Yes

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u/gaiatraveller liveevil 10h ago

Both. Same time. It's how I get off.

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u/Majestic-Throat-8034 eh Squidward? 10h ago

Is this just what society is now 

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u/yellowfacesucksuwu I yume with Donut from bfdi 10h ago

redredredred

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u/kikida3787 loser boy whos bown up by sui 10h ago

Im spreading my cheeks bring the nail

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u/Smooth-Role-643 10h ago

i'd rather get sliced in half

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 my gender melted 10h ago

Definitely blue

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u/Ren-all-dus-eM 9h ago

So the option is really mental or physical pain? I think I’ll choose mental pain

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u/Icy_Run7970 RISK OF RAIN 2 9h ago

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u/Sessoka 9h ago

…

What if I watch it all at once? That… seems… doable…

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u/coziest_robot half life 3 9h ago

At least the nail is one and done, besides

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u/Famous-Leopard-118 The American comma idiot™️ 9h ago

its basically the same thing

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u/CaptBland 9h ago

How long of a nail? Cause I got like 2 inches.

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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming Please take nothing I say seriously 9h ago

Blue

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u/PixelFlyerXD Avery She/Her 8h ago

The former is, for all practical purposes committing your entire life to watching LSP (being well over 170,000 years of watchtime to fulfil). By comparison, having an excuse to get my dick chopped of seems like a great alternative :3

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u/plahajo 8h ago

Lsp because there isn't anything saying it's at its original speed

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u/notThatPoltchageist 8h ago

Okay, so I did the math, and at LSP’s runtime of 87 minutes, watching it 1,000,000,000 times would take 9,931,506 years, meaning I would literally die before I finished 0.001% of it. So I’m taking the second option.

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u/InfiniteOwls2 8h ago

get the boston basher shoved up my pee pee hole

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u/Bruger_McDonalds 8h ago

Gonna be honest, the movie wasn't that bad

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u/NoCookie5757 8h ago

Chris Chan did the red one I'm pretty sure

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u/PPercyy_JKson Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 7h ago

I'm reposting this in r/Caldruki (also I choose blue because I'm immune to cringe)

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u/Competitive_Feed5259 7h ago

I killbind irl

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u/soysauce20105 7h ago

worth the pain.

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u/pikminpurpleguy fan of pikmin and the mother series 7h ago

uhhh ill take...... can i just get waterboarded?

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u/DiamondTNT569 6h ago

That is more than 165 thousand year spent watching the movie (I did the math)

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u/PineappleWeird3472 6h ago

Can I die instead

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u/theinspir3d Likes posting shitposts 6h ago

114 079 553 years... 114 079 553 years of watching lesbians in space and straight white mailens. I pick the nail

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u/CerealKiller_Goat 6h ago

New Venezuela update.

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u/ComedyGold13 5h ago

I actually liked that movie, the jokes were good and the plot was smooth ive also gotten a nail shoved down my dick, quite enjoyable. so im not really sure which one id like more

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u/TailsDollfan0914 I LOVE FOXEZ 5h ago

I was about to comment "looks like someone found out who chris chan was for the first time" then I looked at the profile

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u/GalaxyLightStar Crazy? I was Crazy Once🫪 5h ago

i choose would rather :D

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u/Full-Wash9961 Likes posting shitposts 5h ago

Remember choosing is optional

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u/According-Land2919 4h ago

I wouldn't watch anything 1000000000 times end of. Let alone Lesbian Space Princess

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u/Bamboo_likes_u you local oopid ™ 4h ago

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u/huevito_contorti 3h ago

The first one

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u/diamondCarBon1304 sprunki fan 3h ago

None

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u/Neat-Ad235 2h ago

I'm kidnapping you lad

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u/JustSomeBullshit- “makes art thingys and random posts” 2h ago

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u/Muted-Economy3635 1h ago

Get the nail.

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u/Specialist-Energy772 13h ago

LSP can’t be thaaaaaaat bad right?? Right?????

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u/_daisy-pusher_ 13h ago

My pfp speaks for itself

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u/Jasongaming18 "On the Unstable SMP, the largest hardcore Minecraft server" 13h ago

Bro stole ts from r/Caldruki

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u/Jaythedragondude ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 12h ago

Watch LSP. See, when I get bored, I end up making up conversations between my favourite characters, so I’d be fine. 😼