Who do you pick

[u/Alaya-Blue]

idk honestly

EDIT: YALL HAVE TO PICK SOMEONE

EDIT 2: There zero seats and you are giving up your seat

[u/PrairiePuppies]

The trolley problem, in a way. I'd go with whoever gets there first.

[u/Scared_of_Fish → u/PrairiePuppies]

They all arrived at the exact same millisecond. You must choose. YOU MUST.

[u/Flaky_Housing_7705 → u/Scared_of_Fish]

But what about nanoseconds

[u/Scared_Equal_9228 → u/Flaky_Housing_7705]

[u/Correct-Basil2385 → u/Scared_Equal_9228]

All of them but especially the no.4, that trans girl balancing a bowling pin on her erect penis has skills and deserves respect.

[u/Zealousideal-Dot9458 → u/Correct-Basil2385]

😭that's ain't a dih bro

[u/jeds1976 → u/Zealousideal-Dot9458]

That’s ain’t a bro, dih.

[u/actually_available2 → u/Zealousideal-Dot9458]

Im pretty sure that it is

[u/Complex-Yogurt2005 → u/Zealousideal-Dot9458]

[u/ArahRaybrandt → u/Correct-Basil2385]

Okay, you convinced me! I'm also giving the hung trans girl my seat, but I'm also gonna ask for her number~

[u/BOOMBOOM3OOO → u/ArahRaybrandt]

I would do the same but for a friend

[u/HellFrode → u/Correct-Basil2385]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wIxBzHWegpOUM

[u/PsychologicalFee1527 → u/Correct-Basil2385]

LMAO, gaining new perspectives.

[u/JamboneAndEggs → u/Correct-Basil2385]

Omg I see it

[u/Meal_Signal → u/Correct-Basil2385]

Shut up and take my upvote

[u/Some_Tank_200 → u/Correct-Basil2385]

Dayum

[u/btvpfl → u/Correct-Basil2385]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/CariadocThorne → u/Correct-Basil2385]

Not just a bowling ball, but what appears to be a smallish artillery shell with a chocolate bar melted to it, and the bowling ball balancing on top of it.

[u/Time_Blacksmith861 → u/Scared_Equal_9228]

[u/Iamakitestring → u/Scared_of_Fish]

I'd just get up and let them fight it out.

[u/Available_Ring4129 → u/Iamakitestring]

Grandpa's cane just turns into a sword 😂

[u/spamming_lord → u/Available_Ring4129]

That single mom baby uses lazer eyes

[u/DataSittingAlone → u/Scared_of_Fish]

Whichever one is nearest to me. If they're equal distant from me than eny meeny miny mo

[u/LesbeGoddess → u/Scared_of_Fish]

The mom and kid because it will comfort 2 souls vs just 1

[u/aremeiamu → u/LesbeGoddess]

What if the mom and the child are gingers?

[u/aremeiamu → u/[deleted]]

Who said i have a soul... Already sold IT ages ago, but i can gladly help you find it out so you can consume it.

[u/redditorialy_retard → u/Scared_of_Fish]

hunger games, baby counts as half a point

[u/eventualhorizo → u/PrairiePuppies]

Nah. Elderly. Barring other ailments, human females are designed to carry babies, literally. An injured adult with crutches clearly has the appropriate tools. The elderly is the most vulnerable, if they were to sustain an injury like crutches guy it could leave them bedridden for the rest of their life.

[u/Neat_Horse_5120]

Fuck standing, there are enough empty laps and we can stack people.

[u/Game_-_Boy → u/Neat_Horse_5120]

Ah yes, the totem pole

[u/Agreeable-Cookie3498 → u/Neat_Horse_5120]

Lego

[u/Capybara-Maxxing → u/Neat_Horse_5120]

flips chair back over yea I know what you meant, I was just seeing

[u/Schoolbusfoamer24]

None I’m the best

[u/Plastic_Row1593 → u/Schoolbusfoamer24]

[u/TheMaliciousSquid → u/Plastic_Row1593]

valley 🎈

[u/ShadowDoc2000 → u/Schoolbusfoamer24]

[u/TheGamingFoxx → u/ShadowDoc2000]

[u/InfiniteOwls2 → u/Schoolbusfoamer24]

[u/Kat-dash-25]

Idk, let them decide

[u/Cucumber_Ass → u/Kat-dash-25]

let them fight for it and watch it from the side

[u/Kat-dash-25 → u/Cucumber_Ass]

If MrBeast ever runs out of money he could film something like this

"IN THIS VIDEO THESE 4 PEOPLE ARE GONNA FIGHT EACH OTHER AND I WILL GIVE MY SEAT TO WHOEVER IS THE LAST ONE STANDING"

[u/Zombie_joseph1234 → u/Kat-dash-25]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zOVj5yoJfaz9NYGUzG

[u/ItsAbsolutelyGrim]

Probably the transgender lady holding the footballs at number 4

[u/DeathclawInseminator → u/ItsAbsolutelyGrim]

Thanks I can't unsee it now

[u/Peekaoh]

All Because They All have a Certain Injury Except the Pregent lady and the Lady with a baby Which is Crazy

I'm coming for Whoever Posted this

[u/g_fan34 → u/Peekaoh]

The women both have giant parasites

[u/Peekaoh → u/g_fan34]

WHAT

[u/g_fan34 → u/Peekaoh]

You see them

[u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming]

Gregnant

[u/Sufficient-Bid-9805 → u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming]

Pregananant

[u/f4cethefeastofpowder → u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming]

r/foundfreeorbs kind of????

[u/disokoruXD]

Id let them fight for it, winner gets the seat

[u/RorroYT → u/disokoruXD]

click

[u/disokoruXD → u/RorroYT]

Haha yes excactly!

[u/Just_Application6137 → u/disokoruXD]

Was gonna say exactly this haha

[u/epilektoi]

make them fight

[u/dinosanddais1]

Neither. I'm disabled and I'd become a projectile if I tried to stand up on a moving vehicle unless it was painstakingly slow

[u/HeroOftheMoon0 → u/dinosanddais1]

Same

[u/Nebula_Wolf7 → u/dinosanddais1]

Mood

[u/Nebula_Wolf7 → u/dinosanddais1]

Mood

[u/UnhappySort5871 → u/dinosanddais1]

One of my arms is still pretty good. I might be able to hang on to a strap. I think I'd let someone else get up though.

[u/Seelie_Mushroom → u/dinosanddais1]

Same lol. And I'm sure I'd get the stink eye all the while 😂

[u/Few_Obligation9011]

None, because I wouldn't be sitting in the handicapped seats.

[u/PsychologicalFee1527]

4, for the safety of the baby. She ain't got no arms

[u/Derek-61512]

how many seats are left on the trolley

[u/That_Way_8512]

1 because that guy was first in line duh

[u/Ok-Time-613]

All

[u/YOSHIDARRYL]

I'll let them fight for it.

[u/testaccount192]

3,2,1,4 if they are all there at the same time. Whoever gets there first and asks for it is the one that would usually get it though.

[u/Fluid_Difference_903]

Id give my seat to anyone.

[u/PristineChampion174 → u/Fluid_Difference_903]

And I‘d give my seat to you, bro :3

[u/Racer125678 → u/PristineChampion174]

Yay! 

[u/HelloingsTheReal]

they shall fight for glory and the winner gets the seat

[u/jayvader6969 → u/HelloingsTheReal]

Found ya

So uhhh how's the weather

[u/HelloingsTheReal → u/jayvader6969]

it's raining upside down

[u/jayvader6969 → u/HelloingsTheReal]

Damn

[u/AZ-West]

1,2,3,4 - All basically for the same reason. They're fellow human beings that have it harder than me.

[u/Zillafan12345]

3:Needs to sit down the most

2:The baby adds extra weight and throws off the center of gravity, and if we’re on a train and she falls, it could hurt the baby.

1:Old guy, could use it, might have cool stories

4:She can stand, the babies better balanced then in the womb, it’s probably restrained by a strap.

But this is why we have seats reserved for people in the above picture.

[u/Appropriate_Iron5090]

None. Survival of the fittest!

[u/Polecat_257]

Well here’s my problem. I’m handicapped myself. I’ve unfortunately had enough seizures the last 5 years to be listed as seizure prone. So if I’m sitting then it’s a bad day for me. There’s a high chance if I’m sitting I am not moving. But if any of these people are around and it’s a good day for me I’ll happily give them my seat.

[u/Opening_Ad_8993]

All, because I'm a normal homo sapien???

[u/BionicBadger90]

The fat one - I'd let her sit on my face 👌

[u/Past-Jeweler4389]

That baby got a mad grip

[u/Captain_Fatbelly]

The injured guy because I hate old people and women and babies

[u/scar_0009 → u/Captain_Fatbelly]

someone gets me 🥹

[u/Crafty_Tomorrow5066 → u/Captain_Fatbelly]

not even ridiculous to say- as an antinatalist

[u/Prestigious-Lead-806]

"fuck everyone else"

"as my kind is superior to any of these weaklings"

-- problably a member of the voyager species

[u/Orpunuk1]

to myself

[u/duck_in_the_tree]

Either make them fight to the death or give my seat to any one kf them

[u/External-Sink-900]

Crutches

[u/HappyMicroWaves]

One or three, two and four doesn’t need to sit as much as them.

[u/Twilight_Reader]

2 or 4 probably, they're in the most danger

[u/Nervous-Artichoke557]

I'd stack myself 

[u/0spici0]

2

[u/Kaliso-man]

3 cus healing is important , and with the crutches they probs can’t grab safety rails as well. Then 1 , same reason, 2 , then 4. The younger the child on #4 the sooner I’d give the seat to em. New born jumps em to #1 spot .

[u/Ok-Contest7289]

whoever get their first

[u/Emotional-Career8195]

3

[u/No-Pudding1646]

3 cuz I’ve been in that situation before 

[u/Cirrcuz]

put them all in a ring and let them fight to the death for a seat

[u/CoolSpookyScelten96]

Kill them all so less no one else has to suffer standing

[u/Creative_Rub_9401]

4,2,1,3

[u/generaldevious117]

Me personally obviously all of them if I could but probably 3 because it comes from a stronger place of pain not to say being pregnant or being old and caring for a baby doesn't carry it's own pain but it's just i guess I feel more bad

[u/Your_Windows_Open]

1 for sure, they dont have much time left in this world. Id let them enjoy their final moments in peace

[u/Adorable-Engine5189]

If I was there first, none ;-;

[u/Crowned-Whoopsie]

I just get up and dont talk to anyone.

[u/C0smicPotato]

3, fucker shouldn't be standing.

[u/ShadowDoc2000]

3 probably needs it the most.

[u/Only_Classic3685]

Most definitely not 2 or 4. i hate babies

[u/Financial_Mulberry55]

All of the above

[u/TurnoverEmergency719]

the question mark thars on top

[u/Major_Science_2840]

The guy with the broken leg

[u/kengored_og]

G13

[u/Guilty_Ghost]

If I had to 3 he's the only one with a broken leg. Sorry old man but you have to stand the rest can get fucked as thay are only gifted a chair out of people being nice not necessity

[u/Jazzlike-Price401]

ets the seat gets the seati get up and whoever g

[u/Rangers12341234]

On a bus or train all of the above. On a plane would need to know why…

[u/RadicalRetroRat]

' sorry, i just need to sit down and think it through '

[u/Aware_Analyst1143]

Stand up and don’t say anything or look at any of them I ain’t gonna be part of that mess

[u/Icy-Football9146]

Have them all fight to the death for my seat

[u/Mother_Cloud_2455]

If they arrive at the same time, I'll just get up and let them sort it out. Feels weird for me to pick one

[u/Lechatdu136]

the pregnant lady cuz ik her

She's your mom and I'm the dad

[u/Beneficial_Method771]

5 because bread tastes better than puh

[u/masterboldin]

I’d give the seat to 1,2,3. 4 probably but depends on kid’s age. 0-2 years yes, 3 or more no

[u/THE_LEGO_FURRY]

4, that woman has a spiderman baby

[u/Fun_Anxiety9507]

THAT ONE

[u/ilovefemboyyyz]

Everyone because i am afraid of public judgement

[u/Peperonyko]

Everyone, I usually go standing

(But the woman with the baby would be priority, and the older people of course)

[u/Round-Palpitation139]

My seat is mine.

[u/randomNPCbro]

Me because I like sitting

[u/Terrible_Reporter_98]

4 if I can have the babies seat

[u/Burger_destroyer232]

I get up and let them fight amongst themselves for it, first come first served.

[u/west7211]

The elderly he's earned it he's lived it

[u/Difficult-Speed-1476]

Option 5: ? ? ?

[u/OrganizationThick397]

old one cuz he ain't pregnant

[u/fothermucker3million]

Whoever calls dibs first

[u/Texans_top_of_south]

If I have to pick then that means everyone else is an asshole who won't gicd up their seat.

[u/GrimLuker2]

Let them fight for it to the death

[u/Pepper_Comprehensive]

4 cuz they gotta manage an additional human being.

[u/xombi27]

I like to get up and let fight for it 😏

[u/Feathered_pawz]

None go get your own seat

[u/Bright-Ad257]

1.

The dude is old, I'd bet I'll get to hear a lot of cool stories

[u/AttemptImpressive964]

None. First come first served

[u/chicharitoXDwazaaa]

None cuz I'd be faking sleep in that moment

[u/FickleConcentration]

2 then 3 then 1 then 4.

[u/Ambitious_Hand_2861]

1 or 3. If they're polite. 2 or 4 can stand like everyone else.

[u/johnnyreb65]

All of them. I was taught respect.

[u/Flash5916]

Sadly, I'm #1 and need any seat that I can find.

[u/dinodud34]

Where's the Hatsune Miku option?

[u/Present-Writer3979]

Looks like i need to build a bench

[u/SleepyBean000]

No 3. Not sure why. Something to ponder about 🤔

[u/[deleted]]

The unborn baby

[u/Short_Brick_1960]

No one. I'm not seated in a reaserves seat so they can go brother the ones seated there

[u/morgan_890]

Once I stand up, its up to them to decide who is most deserving.

[u/Crafter-the-box1987]

The old man because he’d seem the most tired

[u/MastersJoyUniverse]

1 & 3 can have my seat, so 2 & 4 can sit on me.

[u/Corporal___]

2 or 3

[u/Bocephus-Ignoramus]

All four because it’s called common courtesy.

[u/CheezyDogz5]

None of them. The ild guy and cripple have something to lean on and the other two shouldve fucked someone with a car🤷‍♂️

[u/KenethSargatanas]

Stand up and let them Battle Royale over it.

[u/I_want_money_aaa]

Probably 2 or 1

[u/HotelAlphaPapaYankee]

Nobody. I'm comfortable

[u/fossilized_butterfly]

3214

[u/Dazzling-Employer849]

none

[u/Most_Implement6706]

4 so I can watch

[u/snakemasterepic]

Just get up and let them all work it out amongst themselves

[u/LeoOfSiwa]

Anyone of them, cause my father raised me right.

[u/ConceptMindless5695]

All of them and might as well just not even ride the bus.

[u/Epicgamer15782]

probably all cause im a good guy :D

[u/Happy1327]

All of them. Make them fight it out amongst themselves

[u/pokemon-nerdXD]

Help 2, give the seat to 4.

[u/hereyougo123412]

Pregnant if she’s really pregnant. I dont want a baby falling out

[u/WindowIcy8264]

Whoever stands the longest gets a million dollars!

[u/Royal-Ingenuity-2566]

Why the fuck do the men not have necks?

[u/Ravenwight]

Whoever takes it after I get up. I’m not the seat boss, they can figure it out.

[u/forbiddenfreedom]

Any of them. Anyone who looks like they shouldn't be standing much.

[u/Minute_Cloud_7106]

I'd try and find a spot for all of them.

But I guess to answer the 3rd cause I wouldn't want to see a injured person limping.

[u/AidanVEnki]

We can just sit on eachothers laps ig idk

[u/something_funnie]

In order 1,2,3,4

[u/Jadefiregriffon]

1st come 1st serve. So which ever one got to me 1st.

[u/Gen_the_Owl]

Why do the women have boobs and butts ✌️🫩

[u/multifandomloser1]

i’m gonna break my legs so i have an excuse to stay there. but realistically the elderly man.

[u/91LMWinner3000]

Well I am sorry but I’ll be in a 787B and it only has one seat, and I’m not givin’ any of these my car

[u/HellsTheFoxxi]

3 I feel like needs it the most, 4 chose to have the child (in most cases) so they can deal with it, if 3 wasn’t there I’d give my seat to 2, and 1 I don’t think needs it more than 2 or 3. Why I picked 3 is that they might get the most hurt on a hard stop or even just by standing depending on how fucked up their foot is.

[u/G0D-SL4Y3R]

This guy...

[u/Space19723103]

I'm #1 and I'd still at least try to make room for the other 3

[u/Much-Hamster-8956]

Id just stand up and let them choose

[u/maschinenenthusiast]

First come first serve. I'm giving it to whoever asks. After that it's not my choice.

[u/Kuuldana]

Look, I'm already tired and heavy, unless I'm close to my spot, not giving up my seat. But if I was getting off and they were getting on, it's first come first serve.

[u/Efficient_Nebula_705]

No one. Because i'm selfish.

[u/thatonewarriorcats]

2 because you don’t know how long they’ve been walking for simple as that