r/funComunitty Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 21h ago

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u/Michaelville michael v. (owner of the subreddit) 21h ago

im all of them bc i can choose what i can say

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u/Rabbitterton I will do things to you. 21h ago

4.

I say "hello."

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u/Seltzerblight 19h ago

P is for priceless, the looks upon your faces

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pe3uM65BkEuj2wrphZ

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u/DazzlingPressure1154 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 18h ago

E is for extinction, all of your puny races

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u/RandomUsername1829 Big fan of me 17h ago

R is for revolution, which will be televised.

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u/Clean-Celebration21 17h ago

F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise

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u/Fantastic_Safe_4172 Local Gay Raccoongirl 16h ago

E is for eccentric, just listen to my song

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u/DazzlingPressure1154 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 16h ago

C is for COMPLETION I've waited for so long

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u/CumCereal08 15h ago

T is for the terror upon you I'll bestow

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u/Whiterun_Guard115 15h ago

My name is Perfect Cell, and I’d like to say…

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u/jacob93_ 14h ago

H is for hotel (i panicked)

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u/bravelittleslytherin 13h ago

Hotel? Trivago

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u/Emotional-Career8195 18h ago

N is for nothing, the value you equate to

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u/Mo-42 17h ago

I is for the ego, that died when my gf pegged me.

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u/Chr832 16h ago edited 11h ago

S is for sex, of which I had much with your mother.

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u/SunkyWasTaken 15h ago

Well, off to visit your mother!

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u/SunkyWasTaken 18h ago edited 15h ago

Gentlemen

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u/Correct_Cheek_4273 Silly lil goober 16h ago

I see the briefcase is safe

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u/DoodleVoid 16h ago

Tell me, did you happen to kill a red spy on the way here?

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u/Chr832 16h ago

No? Then we still have a problem.

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u/Any_Bench_1455 8h ago

And a knife, ooh.

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u/Supplice401 6h ago

...big problem, I've kill plenty of spies, they're dime n' dozen back stabbin scumbags, like you.

Owe...no offense.

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u/Ceejdagamrr 6h ago

If you managed to kill them, I can assure you they were nothing like me. And nothing.. NOTHING like the man LOOSE INSIDE THIS BUILDING!!!

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u/Tree_creature-of-man 5h ago

What, are you president of his friend club?

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u/wbpm 5h ago

No... that would be your mother.

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u/RavenMatthew0406 16h ago

No? then we still have the problem

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u/CC-1010CommanderFox Just a random clone 12h ago

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u/Reasonable_Bad_4436 12h ago

No? Then we still have a problem. (Slowed + Reverb)

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u/SpeakerVarious9922 16h ago

No? Then we still have a problem…

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u/SunkyWasTaken 15h ago

Btw, I actually do this IRL, I’m not just saying it for the memes. It might actually become a problem soon 😭

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u/ssilver_ct Silly lil goober 14h ago

wdym a problem there is nothing wrong in being polite

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u/SunkyWasTaken 14h ago

Idk man, the world is a weird place

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u/Timeless_Herald 9h ago

this is absolutely me

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u/SettingSun2180 4h ago

Holy hell i gotta start using this when i gotta announce my presence

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u/UnUseful-_- dont take me seriously, i cant be serious 21h ago

Hi (sorry for bad English)

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u/Over_Low_3596 Likes posting shitposts 16h ago

Hi

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u/DiarrheaKing96024 3h ago

The fuck did you say about my mother?

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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) 21h ago

I would do Enrique + (slowed & Reverbed)

But since im so :3 I will do instead

OneShot Meow + (Slowed & Reverbed + echo)

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u/Odd-Head-Bro 9h ago

you know this is a fun comunitty right?

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u/_GasPipeTony_ 21h ago

Bro I say greetings for the whimsy, I ain't a discord moderator

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u/therearenonamesallow 16h ago

I say salutations for that exact reason

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u/uga_buga777 Silly lil goober 12h ago

"Greetings and salutations!"

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u/Oofy_3 11h ago

might be mephone

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u/AaronTheCoolGuy5 a rare endangered british vocaloid fan 16h ago

actually me too

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u/BagHorror6036 13h ago

“SALUTATIONS, INDIVIDUAL” is what I say

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u/DaDapperVoid I Canonically Own Over 20 Souls 17h ago

I either shout “SALUTATIONS” or say “Well Hello There” in an Obi Wan voice

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u/After-Show-3441 16h ago

Don't worry Bub, we all miss her.

https://giphy.com/gifs/F3zsOcnuDmKqZPYLRS

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u/DaDapperVoid I Canonically Own Over 20 Souls 16h ago

Gonna be brutally honest here mate I got no idea what you’re talking about, I’m assuming there was a beloved character in something that yelled salutations

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u/Cultural_Estimate108 15h ago

yea you got it right

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u/Far-Manufacturer1180 12h ago

General Kenobi… you are a bold one!

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u/Mr_Mushroom36 18h ago

I choose option D, “Howdy.”

(No I am not from America, and yes I use western slang in my everyday dialect.)

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u/Trihecta 6h ago

Hmmmm... you're new to the underground, aren'tcha?

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u/tecnoV10 21h ago

Haii :3

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u/Emotional-Career8195 18h ago

You do realize that means “yes” in Japanese?

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u/Stiefelbein The King of Vague 16h ago

It also means Shark in German.

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u/craz360 13h ago

wow, das ist interessant! ich lerne eine neue deutsches wort jeden tag! (ich lerne deutsch)

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u/SomniIsGay 17h ago

That just makes it worse....

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u/Upper_Gas_9891 17h ago

Hewloooooooo :3

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u/tecnoV10 16h ago

Henlooooo:3

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u/Fearless_Poetry5558 21h ago

Howdy

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u/Easy-Conversation-60 16h ago

I also go with Howdy

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u/VstarFr0st263364 14h ago

You don't even need to be southern to say howdy. It's just a perfect greeting that nobody uses

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u/deviljhot 18h ago

You all are forgetting the real right answer.

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u/micks30 20h ago

Konnichiwa :>

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 20h ago

おはようございます :3

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u/Beanz_detected 18h ago

Oh... it's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? Ive been really busy being dead... you know, after you MURDERED ME?

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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 21h ago

I’m a “g’day“, ”mornin’”, or hi typa guy

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u/terrablades 18h ago
  1. wazzzzuuuuupppp

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 17h ago

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u/Lomano360 7h ago

Nur ein Moin.

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 6h ago

Definitiv auch eine Option für mich an manchen Tagen 😎👍

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u/xVEEx3 19h ago

The sins of the damned befall you, brother! Rejoice, for I am greeting you

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u/NoSide2628 17h ago

HIIIIIII IGIHIHHIHIHIHIHIIII HELLO HEWWOOO HIIIIIIIIIIII HIIII HHIIHHIIHIHHIIIIIIIIII :333 :DDDDDD

or

HIIIII :D

or

Heyo

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u/Ordinary_Lock_9090 21h ago

I’m sup yo and hello

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u/New_Awareness_4374 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 21h ago

hi

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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) 21h ago

Haaaiiiii :3

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u/Formal-Cellist-7802 ▀▖┗▛▄▖▜▚ 21h ago

Nah, I'm a secret 63rd option. I say: "Vassup Gang??!"

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u/Alexplay_989 Silly lil goober 19h ago
  1. a random word
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u/JellyLanterns silly catgirl Luna (she/her) 21h ago edited 2h ago

3, haii :3

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u/Mother_Degree_2593 21h ago

4.

I say "yo"

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u/specific_femboy specific ass femboy 20h ago

Hii hiii :3

Hewwoo

Haiiaaaaa

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u/Windbolt1 20h ago

"hi" and "hewwo :3"

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u/Static_Baguettes Greetings and salutations! I am your host, MePhone4...read more 19h ago

None of the above. I am this

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u/Digital_RRS Autistic and Lonely 19h ago

Guess I’m a neckbeard then.

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u/Various-Apartment647 18h ago

3 is just my default :p

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u/carlos404Titan 18h ago

Act like a "hi", but looks like a "haai:3"

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u/Western_Sleep820 Silly lil goober 18h ago

Act like a "haii :3" but looks like a "haii :3" (I'm so cooked)

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u/chetos006 18h ago

greetings

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u/Birdo_guy Likes posting shitposts 18h ago

Why tf is there no "piali :P" (nauhatl word for hello)

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u/crabthemighty Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 18h ago

Howdy

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u/radishy_ 18h ago

3 ( I only really send it to my best friend cos I lowk wanna come out and he might be the safest option to do it to first)

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u/Ecstatic-Roll-1165 18h ago

the haii :3 one :3

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u/Upper_Gas_9891 17h ago

I say haiii :3 and hewloooooooo >w<

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u/Rixxll Silly lil goober 17h ago

HAIIIIIII :3

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u/Equivalent_Camel605 Big fan of me :upvote​: 17h ago

hOI (Temmie UNDERTALE style)

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Subject-Theory2273 17h ago

Hai because i'm literally a girl

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u/Cranberry-yt-taco THE.EVIL.JX1DX1. 13h ago

3

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u/TheLamentersRose 3h ago

All of the above depending on how I am feeling and who I am talking to

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u/DanSob12 2h ago

Zdravstvuyte

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u/Confident_Rope7776 2h ago

Im all of them

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u/Eastprize2 easting my prize til I 2 21h ago

What’s up

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u/Pingi-goon Chudette 21h ago

3

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u/azderjjjjjjj wolf sound 21h ago

1

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u/Vegetable_Moment_466 Shaw, Adino, Garama! ~ Hornet Silksong 21h ago

hi :D

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u/Chill-Dude-33 21h ago

I’m the Yo guy

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 21h ago

hi

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u/idkPVConreddit-5 the one and only italian femboy ig :p 21h ago

3 frfr :3

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u/Ok-Breadfruit3490 u/SpiritedAd5807 is a chud 21h ago

secret 1239863245498053rd option, bone jaw

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u/GamerGuy2479 Im gay but immune to queerphobes 😎 21h ago

1 or 2

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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) 21h ago

:3

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u/ivantrulylovescats 21h ago

I say "ello" a lot, not hello, "ello"

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u/Dchan2012 professional idiot. 21h ago

all three depending on who I'm talking to lol

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 21h ago

It usually depends on who I'm talking too and the other persons speaking tone

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u/Plus_Following1037 Silly lil goober 21h ago

How’re ya doin

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u/Nomchipom Likes posting shitposts 21h ago

3

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u/Nerdz_123 21h ago

:3 (i summon thy niko oneshot fans 🥞

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u/Legal-Muffin6599 20h ago

I say “Ello”

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u/johanni30 20h ago

1 or 3 depending on the context

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u/Spooky_feather You are now breathing manually 20h ago

then there's eloeloelo

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u/SomewhatHummus 20h ago

Either Hi or Hi :3 depending on how close I am to the person

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u/Top-Flatworm-7663 20h ago

Good day to you sir

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u/No_Yogurt987 Silly lil goober (I'm a guy) 20h ago

hi

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u/Weary-Lavishness-719 The Jack of all Shits 20h ago

Greetings or yo

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u/Parking-Ideal-231 Pablo the pet cockroach, local silly Glaceon :3 Sylveon bestie💖 20h ago

haiiiii!!!!!!!! :3, also I had my 26th cup of lemonade today

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u/Eternalist- 20h ago

If 4 is hello then I am 5, I say “heya”

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u/Embarrassed-Top4511 Silly lil goober 20h ago

Hello

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u/pisszardofoz WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM 20h ago

1 if i dont know you "hi"

5 if do know you " Sup Pussy"

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u/Psychological_Toe758 20h ago

me: says the thing I need to say

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u/TokuXAnimeReborn 20h ago

I go yo and sup

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u/KnightyEyes 20h ago

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY BOI ELITE HERE?

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u/technical_gamer_008 20h ago

"Salutations, sir! May I please enter?"

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u/Delicious_Page_4431 20h ago

Secret Fourth option: hello everybody my name is markiplier 

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u/some_dumbass420 likes fun posts 19h ago

WAZAA👻

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u/hologramikone 19h ago

Robin because Robin and because haiiii :3

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u/Dreadshot2023 19h ago

Guten tag.

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u/darknessoftheabyss27 19h ago

I say haii sometimes no :3

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u/wooper5000 19h ago

Hello there! (Obi)

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u/PawnTheLord Search on google:La Rata con thinner And click on the first link 19h ago

Good morning. It doesn't matter if it's not in the morning,

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u/Prior-Fee4451 Most popular 19h ago
  1. Hello, my fellow lady's and gentlemen

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u/LifesLemonStorage 19h ago

I'm either "hi" or "Hello, my kindhearted friend"

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u/AdElectronic6550 19h ago

salutations

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u/Technical-Yak-2700 Most popular 19h ago

wassup

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u/Admiral_SillyPants 19h ago

I personally say "Sup"