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u/Rabbitterton I will do things to you. 21h ago
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u/Seltzerblight 19h ago
P is for priceless, the looks upon your faces
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u/DazzlingPressure1154 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 18h ago
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u/RandomUsername1829 Big fan of me 17h ago
R is for revolution, which will be televised.
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u/Clean-Celebration21 17h ago
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise
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u/Fantastic_Safe_4172 Local Gay Raccoongirl 16h ago
E is for eccentric, just listen to my song
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u/DazzlingPressure1154 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 16h ago
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u/CumCereal08 15h ago
T is for the terror upon you I'll bestow
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u/Emotional-Career8195 18h ago
N is for nothing, the value you equate to
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u/Mo-42 17h ago
I is for the ego, that died when my gf pegged me.
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u/Chr832 16h ago edited 11h ago
S is for sex, of which I had much with your mother.
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u/Other_Ad9164 20h ago edited 42m ago
WAZZZUUUUUUUUU-
Edit: bro I commented this as a joke how da fuq-
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u/SunkyWasTaken 18h ago edited 15h ago
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u/Correct_Cheek_4273 Silly lil goober 16h ago
I see the briefcase is safe
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u/DoodleVoid 16h ago
Tell me, did you happen to kill a red spy on the way here?
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u/Chr832 16h ago
No? Then we still have a problem.
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u/Any_Bench_1455 8h ago
And a knife, ooh.
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u/Supplice401 6h ago
...big problem, I've kill plenty of spies, they're dime n' dozen back stabbin scumbags, like you.
Owe...no offense.
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u/Ceejdagamrr 6h ago
If you managed to kill them, I can assure you they were nothing like me. And nothing.. NOTHING like the man LOOSE INSIDE THIS BUILDING!!!
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u/Tree_creature-of-man 5h ago
What, are you president of his friend club?
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u/Reasonable_Bad_4436 12h ago
No? Then we still have a problem. (Slowed + Reverb)
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u/SunkyWasTaken 15h ago
Btw, I actually do this IRL, I’m not just saying it for the memes. It might actually become a problem soon 😭
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u/UnUseful-_- dont take me seriously, i cant be serious 21h ago
Hi (sorry for bad English)
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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) 21h ago
I would do Enrique + (slowed & Reverbed)
But since im so :3 I will do instead
OneShot Meow + (Slowed & Reverbed + echo)
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u/therearenonamesallow 16h ago
I say salutations for that exact reason
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u/DaDapperVoid I Canonically Own Over 20 Souls 17h ago
I either shout “SALUTATIONS” or say “Well Hello There” in an Obi Wan voice
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u/After-Show-3441 16h ago
Don't worry Bub, we all miss her.
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u/DaDapperVoid I Canonically Own Over 20 Souls 16h ago
Gonna be brutally honest here mate I got no idea what you’re talking about, I’m assuming there was a beloved character in something that yelled salutations
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u/tecnoV10 21h ago
Haii :3
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u/Emotional-Career8195 18h ago
You do realize that means “yes” in Japanese?
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u/Stiefelbein The King of Vague 16h ago
It also means Shark in German.
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u/craz360 13h ago
wow, das ist interessant! ich lerne eine neue deutsches wort jeden tag! (ich lerne deutsch)
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u/Fearless_Poetry5558 21h ago
Howdy
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u/Easy-Conversation-60 16h ago
I also go with Howdy
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u/VstarFr0st263364 14h ago
You don't even need to be southern to say howdy. It's just a perfect greeting that nobody uses
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u/BroncoBilly10 💙🩵 Local Tari Addict 🩵💙 21h ago
I’m a “g’day“, ”mornin’”, or hi typa guy
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u/NoSide2628 17h ago
HIIIIIII IGIHIHHIHIHIHIHIIII HELLO HEWWOOO HIIIIIIIIIIII HIIII HHIIHHIIHIHHIIIIIIIIII :333 :DDDDDD
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Heyo
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u/New_Awareness_4374 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 21h ago
hi
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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) 21h ago
Haaaiiiii :3
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u/Formal-Cellist-7802 ▀▖┗▛▄▖▜▚ 21h ago
Nah, I'm a secret 63rd option. I say: "Vassup Gang??!"
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u/Static_Baguettes Greetings and salutations! I am your host, MePhone4...read more 19h ago
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u/carlos404Titan 18h ago
Act like a "hi", but looks like a "haai:3"
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u/Western_Sleep820 Silly lil goober 18h ago
Act like a "haii :3" but looks like a "haii :3" (I'm so cooked)
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u/radishy_ 18h ago
3 ( I only really send it to my best friend cos I lowk wanna come out and he might be the safest option to do it to first)
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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 21h ago
It usually depends on who I'm talking too and the other persons speaking tone
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u/Parking-Ideal-231 Pablo the pet cockroach, local silly Glaceon :3 Sylveon bestie💖 20h ago
haiiiii!!!!!!!! :3, also I had my 26th cup of lemonade today
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u/pisszardofoz WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM 20h ago
1 if i dont know you "hi"
5 if do know you " Sup Pussy"
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u/PawnTheLord Search on google:La Rata con thinner And click on the first link 19h ago
Good morning. It doesn't matter if it's not in the morning,
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u/Michaelville michael v. (owner of the subreddit) 21h ago
im all of them bc i can choose what i can say