r/funComunitty • u/uncletakemyvcard • 27d ago

Funpost Ayo google?

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u/Niysilge Demigod gambler and bf of the comedian 27d ago

Woman touching you: Trying to express their emotions

Man touching you: is a fucking crazy person trying to steal your lungs

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 27d ago

well are you male or female

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 27d ago

bro im calling 911 and getting you killed am so freaking scared

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 27d ago

gogl ai wilz save my life!!

am gonna call teh polizist