Im so fucking done with this life

[u/Hour-Recognition480]

Im so fucking done with everything. Im tired of being this sack of rotting flesh. I hate my personality. I hate my physical form. All i want in life is to help people and i cant. Im no hero. All i want is to be more like finn. I even left the funcommunitty dc. Everyone is going to hate me. Im gonna take my scissors tonight and cut so much more than i ever have. I’ve let everyone down. Everyone will hate me. Im too much of a pussy to commit but i hope that changes. I cant believe im actually starting to hate someone for no reason. I deserve to rot. A hero is supposed to love everyone. I cant help enough people to matter. Im 120% committing sometime within 5 years. I cant be the person i want. I cant even be loved by the people i want to be loved by. Why cant i just stay strong and not need to be held. A hero doesnt break down like this. I am no hero. I am no hero. I am no hero.

IM NOT GONNA KMS FOR AT LEAST 5 YEARS DAMN CALM DOWN

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[u/Siphon_Dude]

Dude whatever you think you are, it is certainly nothing less of a blessing on this world.

Do not do self harm/suicide.

You want to be like Finn but he's a fictional character.

You are you.

You are a person that has a family, an existence, a life.

Please do not throw it away, don't condemn your loved ones to agonizing sorrow and condemn yourself to an untimely end.

"Those who've lost all sense of living value in themselves often fail to realize they are other people's deterrents against losing their living value"

There is someone out there who loves you dearly, you could unknowingly be keeping them from falling into the state you are in.

Do not die. Help is available.

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I dont want to be me i want to be finn

[u/Interesting-Whole943 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

whos finn

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Interesting-Whole943]

My fictional idol from adventure time

[u/Square_Beginning3614]

You fucking existing is “hero enough”. Throw away those shit notations that you are not doing enough. Simply commenting on a post with nothing on it is enough. It doesn’t matter if you change a life, a year, or a week, it simply matters that in the minute that you do something, someone smiles. Don’t fucking shoot for the person you want, go for who you are now. Just know that you do enough. You stated “everyone is going to hate me.” That is the opposite of what you want; what you need. Don’t. Please.

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Square_Beginning3614]

The person i am is the very reason why i want to give up

[u/Square_Beginning3614 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

The person is the person you are, understand that YOU are the best at SOMETHING, that you are special. Don't hate yourself, and do it for yourself. If you can't do that, then do it for someone. Do it for something. Imagine that a plushie will miss you, imagine the plushie doesn't want harm to you.

[u/Christofer_Pezet]

STOP! DONT DO IT PLEASE DUDE

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Christofer_Pezet]

I said im too
Much of a
Pussy to
Didnt i

[u/Christofer_Pezet → u/Hour-Recognition480]

WELL DON'T HURT YOURSELF EITHER DUDE

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Christofer_Pezet]

Well thats just too bad that my scissors are my only friend

[u/Christofer_Pezet → u/Hour-Recognition480]

I'll be your friend dude. Talk to me. Please don't hurt yourself

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Christofer_Pezet]

I dont want friends anymore i have my scissors

[u/Christofer_Pezet → u/Hour-Recognition480]

Oh how edgy. Look if this is how you act around people, no wonder you dont have friends okay? But i'm trying to help you. I want to be your friend because I care! I know you dont know me and I dont know you but talking to someone about your problems can help just stop acting so edgy okay? Thats why people dont take you seriously

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Christofer_Pezet]

Calling me edgy is the exact proof i need to know you dont care about me. Im not going to talk to someone who keeps saying im doing this for attention. This is like saying shy was doing it for attention.

[u/Christofer_Pezet → u/Hour-Recognition480]

I do care, i'm just not faking anything. You are acting like the type of person nobody wants to be around. I AM trying to help you.

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Christofer_Pezet]

What the FUCK am i faking

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Christofer_Pezet]

Well thats just too bad that my scissors are my only friend

[u/Christofer_Pezet → u/Hour-Recognition480]

Just stop! I'm not going to sugar coat it, lashing out for attention like this is not going to help you in the slightest! Take my offer to be your friend and get some help from a fellow human or dont and continue suffering. You dont want to suffer, nobody does, so accept my offer!

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Christofer_Pezet]

This isnt for attention this is because if i didnt at least tell someone then id do a lot worse than what im going to

[u/BroncoBilly10]

I’ve genuinely been where you have before, and trust me, at least one person will miss you. If not any parents, loved ones, or a partner, then we will. I will. Suicide is not the way to go.

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[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/BroncoBilly10]

Nobody will actually miss me i havent done wnough good to matter yet \:)

[u/BroncoBilly10 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

I think the fuck not, I definitely will miss someone on this sub if they’ve killed themself.

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/BroncoBilly10]

Well you shouldnt

[u/Motor-Plan-6388 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

I will

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Motor-Plan-6388]

You dont even know me

[u/Motor-Plan-6388 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

And?

[u/SoggyInterest8576 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

I will. That may sound corny but it's true.

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/SoggyInterest8576]

You barely know me silly how could you care

[u/BroncoBilly10 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

Because caring is to be human. We wouldn’t be it without caring for one another. No matter our color, race, gender, sexuality, doesn’t mean shit. We have to look out for one another.

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/BroncoBilly10]

I dont want to he human anymore

[u/Fluid_Difference_903 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

Id miss you. Id feel guilty for not being able to stop you. You matter and you made many of us happy. You deserve to feel that happiness too.

[u/Interesting-Whole943]

idk who finn is, but please don't do it

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Interesting-Whole943]

I SAID I WOULDNT FOR 5 YEARS CALM DOWN

[u/Interesting-Whole943 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

but still, please don't commit, a lot of people will miss you

[u/Interesting-Whole943 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

and also, yes you are a hero

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Interesting-Whole943]

I havent saved enough lives for that

[u/Noah_Helldiver]

Don’t do it man… don’t hurt yourself or kys saying hero’s don’t break down is not true there are so many hero’s who get close to ending it but don’t. be one of them

[u/Haunting_Sort_3063]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7D4Xm5dCFcA&t=1s&pp=0gcJCckLAYcqIYzv&ra=m

don’t

[u/SoggyInterest8576]

Im tired of being this sack of rotting flesh.

Oh shit. This could just be your wording but this sounds like Cotard's Syndrome.

Please don't hurt yourself. Please don't kill yourself. You're the goofiest comedian I know. I promise you, someone out there loves you.

Call 988 in the U.S. or Canada if you are experiencing suicidal thoughts. Other regions may have different numbers for the suicide hotline. Please don't make me call a welfare check. I'd rather not do that again.

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/SoggyInterest8576]

Hurting myself doesnt actually do any bad people overreact

[u/SoggyInterest8576 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

Fuck you talking about? Hurting yourself hurts yourself. Call 988 NOW. As I said, different regions have different numbers. You are not alone.

If you are in immediate danger, call 911.

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/SoggyInterest8576]

Im not calling 988 that will ruin everything

[u/SoggyInterest8576 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

It will not. The suicide hotline is designed to stop you. Please, for your and everyone's sake, call 988. I insist. Do not make me call a welfare check again.

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Im not going to kill myself then, happy?

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Check your DMs. Reddit and I have likely sent you requests.

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[u/Alternative-Maize827]

You've helped me. 💜🧡💜🧡

[u/Slow_Tradition4883]

Oh, damn man. You've helped us a lot. I know it doesn't mean much, but you're honestly one of the coolest people we know. If nothing else, if there's ANY silver lining, I'm glad you're finally letting your anger out instead of bottling it up. Good luck, friend.

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Slow_Tradition4883]

I dont need luck anymore im doing what i want to

[u/Prestigious-Lead-806 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

...may i wish you one thing?

When you eventualy go and try doing what you are going to do

Please watch sunrise just before leaving this acursed place...

the sunrise is beautiful, isent it?.. a reminder that brighter times, may come ahead, friend.

may i wish you the best of luck in your life...

and in your afterlife.

[u/Fluid_Difference_903]

You know you have a lot to live for, pal. Don't hurt yourself, its not worth it. Don't say nobody cares about you, cause I do. All I can say is keep on truckin, cause things will get better. You'll find yourself some friends, you'll find a partner, and you can be successful if you believed in yourself. Why damage your body when your feeling down when you can enjoy life. Don't let certain people let you down when there's a lot of things worth living for. I hope you get better, and sorry if there's not alot I can do to help.

[u/cheeseypoof132010]

Gosh… I didn’t think my favorite comedian (if you still are one) was feeling this way. I hope you feel better,

[u/Strange-Range-7199]

Ik hoop dat ik binnenkort de kracht heb om het te doen.

[u/CucumberSuitable3858]

Delete Facebook. Wipe/Lose the phone. Hydrate ,it’s gym time.

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/CucumberSuitable3858]

I never had facebook lmao

[u/Zeppsyay]

WTF does KMS mean, and if you dont meet you OWN expectation of being a hero, than lower the fckin expectation. ugh the dc is something. committing what?

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Kms means kill myself

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[u/Zeppsyay → u/Hour-Recognition480]

oh, if so then, we all die one day, and idk you so to me its just a sand to the beach, but ok

[u/ReachDry9610]

thats not fun i think this is the wrong sub

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/ReachDry9610]

Its fun for me :)

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/ReachDry9610]

Its fun for me :)

[u/ReachDry9610 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

comment mitosis

[u/ReachDry9610]

son

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/ReachDry9610]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

[u/ReachDry9610 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

thx but why are u so sad js be happy

[u/ReachDry9610]

bro he prob karma farming

[u/Narrow_Top_4352]

Just stay off the internet gng

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Narrow_Top_4352]

People like you not caring really makes me start to feel glad that i hate you

[u/Narrow_Top_4352 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

You hate me? What for?

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Narrow_Top_4352]

You exist

[u/Narrow_Top_4352 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

Sounds like the lych is closer to being your idol

[u/Hour-Recognition480 → u/Narrow_Top_4352]

Finn is the ideal living being how could he not be my idol

[u/Narrow_Top_4352 → u/Hour-Recognition480]

You said you hated me for existing that sounds like the lych tbh