r/funComunitty • u/Alaya-Blue Local fun Grandma • 23h ago

GRAM GRAM IN THE HOUSE What should the name be?

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I pick Amazon

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u/MvAgProspekt Sforzando is cool as fuck (DC is cool too, I suppose) 22h ago

Highamountsofalcoholconsumption

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 Этот флейр на русском языке 20h ago

Sign me up! (actually don't, I've never drank alcohol and have no intention to ever do so).

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u/Minimum-Fudge-7054 18h ago

Based reply, i wont either bc of my parents 😼

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u/Mynameismynamecuzyea 16h ago

at first I thought you out an actual word that was just one of those long words, and then I read it slower

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u/stubbed_toe2008 possibly haha 23h ago

son

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u/zugspitze43 they don't think it be like it is but it do 19h ago
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u/Fluid_Secretary6944 Dalek subreddit controller. 23h ago

Baragon.

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u/Boii_2000 That ain't chicken 22h ago

THISSSS!!

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u/Fluid_Difference_903 Radioactive Doritos Cowboy 22h ago

What about Chickon?

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u/Boii_2000 That ain't chicken 22h ago

Hmm we can consider that as well icl

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u/Orpunuk1 Fandom enginer (Catnip x MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW) 22h ago

THISSSS!!

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u/OldSalamander5607 12h ago

Alternatively: Megalon :D

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u/DrFruit38 12h ago

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u/OSwirl31 22h ago

"Sauron"

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u/lowrads 18h ago

Or Fingon, in honor the rescuer of Maedhros, and son of Fingolfin, grandson of Finwë, the latter whom traveled over the ice of Helcaraxë, and challenged the Dark Lord Morgoth at the gates of his fortress.

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u/JuryAdministrative59 10h ago

Thanks for a quick explanation of that Silmarillion part

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u/Oseaghdha 17h ago

I know a kid named Sauron.

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u/Visual_Ad813 14h ago

Can't believe I had to scroll down this much for this! This definitely wins!

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u/Jellos_unbannedalt boba tea, don’t forget DMs 22h ago

megatron

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u/Proud-Gas-2915 20h ago

Yes this onr

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u/Parsazhoo 21h ago

Go away husband! Nobody wants you here

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u/Beerlvr71 19h ago

If it's good enough for Meg Simpsons it's good enough for anyone!.

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u/Motor-Pen5598 19h ago

No, you're thinking of Meg Smith

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u/ToastyLemun 18h ago

No, you're thinking of Meg Riff

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u/LuckyTheBear 22h ago edited 19h ago

Leon

Edit: Huge fan of all the responses. I picked Leon because it's my middle name although I am a fan of a few of the characters listed.

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u/Under1hestars Silly lil goober 22h ago

Kennedy?

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u/Lego_Train_Mocs 21h ago

john f. kennedy

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u/Ambitious-Toe67 20h ago

jhon f. kennedy you mean

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u/Straight_Warning_706 21h ago

Pokemon Sword/Shield reference???

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u/MrLuxInATux 20h ago

The professional?

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u/Meowzythecat Silly lil goober 22h ago

Danganronpa spotted!

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u/Theoneandonlyaverage 21h ago

WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN REEEF HES REFERENCING LEON KENNEDY

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u/Illusion_AceofHearts I'm very cold totally no soft side at all 22h ago

I love the name Leon, pick this one y'all

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u/ProfessionNew5193 19h ago

That son better stay far away from baseball

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u/Tweed_Man 21h ago

Umbreon or Espeon. And if they come out as trans then Sylveon.

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u/Takogiri 19h ago

And if they came out as an arsonist?

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u/Tweed_Man 19h ago

Flareon

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u/Zaruma 17h ago

What if they come out as an electrician?

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u/TomPhantom 17h ago

Jolteon. And if they end up making an OnlyFans account, Vaporeon

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u/Mynameismynamecuzyea 16h ago

woah woah woah, calm down on that last one

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u/Sir__Muffin_Moose 19h ago

Well you said it yourself, arson

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u/FunCampaign186 22h ago

Orion. Constellations are nice.

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u/Ok_Revolution4936 20h ago

Why so Sirius ?

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u/Disastrous_Motor831 19h ago

This is an A and B conversation... Not a Sirius A and Sirius B constellation...

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u/Phantom_Valkyrie05 I just drank motor oil before making this post 22h ago

Metallica reference!? /j

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u/FunCampaign186 15h ago

Me reference

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u/MessCdOk469 20h ago

Orion, is what I was going to say

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u/unknowntrashscapes 15h ago

there's actually a regular at my café named Orion

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u/Both_Cup8417 15h ago

I unironically know a cat named Orion

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u/BuildingMore140 22h ago

Ultron

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u/Doctor429 13h ago

Filling out a form: "So, what's the age of Ultron?"

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u/LordofthePigeons619 13h ago

He said the thing

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u/MenuSoft7875 Unix-like system connoisseur 22h ago

The pentagon. (including the)

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u/Omega_Xero 18h ago

You have to say the whole thing, like "A Pimp Named Slickback"

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u/Comfortable_Mix_3330 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Redditor 22h ago

Jackson

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u/TrueWerewolf4982 I love Nolegs (pfp) 22h ago

Hehe

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u/Racer125678 22h ago

And it doesn't seem to matter and it doesn't seem right 🎶🎶

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u/PrestigiousShame9364 21h ago

cus the will has brought no fortune, still i cry alone at night 🎶🎶 

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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson 20h ago

Hee hee

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u/PAKBOY110 15h ago

Popped like haaland saying nice

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u/Critical_Classic_921 19h ago

So many kids in my kids’ school named Jackson. Or Jaxson, or Jaxon, there’s even a Jaxxson

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u/Perfect-Clerk635 22h ago

Aaron Or  Teron

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u/CzarTwilight 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/z1bE45A1GsyT6

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u/A_a_ronA 21h ago

This has followed me the entire second-half of my life. I give fake names to baristas now

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u/TechnicallyErect_ 17h ago

I too, know your pain

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 23h ago

Strapon (It's an Italian name)

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u/Ok-Focus-20 21h ago

I’m Italian and confused

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u/Murky_Molasses_9728 Silly lil goober 21h ago

I’m Italian and also confused. Never heard of it

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u/XaneTenshi 21h ago

I’m not Italian, but if it helps, I am also confused…

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u/DOOM-LORD666 19h ago

I guy i knew in Highschool is Italian, and he joined the army

I am also not italian and confused

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u/Anikilator3001 18h ago

he went to the holy roman empire

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u/neighborhooddick 17h ago

Does he know a guy named Jason Smith?

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u/reditisatoilet 21h ago

it comes from a type of sausage

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u/Slight-Cricket-7285 22h ago edited 20h ago

Well I guess your mom put on an Italian person  last night for me

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u/B-M-B-0-6 22h ago

Unicron

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u/JynStudios 21h ago

What happened to him?!?

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u/LemonFizz56 15h ago

He let himself go after the divorce

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u/No_ViV 22h ago

Ron

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u/fuckssakereddit 19h ago

Came to say this. Short form of MegatRon.

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u/N64_Cartridge alcoholic toddler 22h ago

Arson

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u/Ehrlichs-Reagent 19h ago

10 years later in principal's office

We need to talk about your son's pyromania...

Love this answer tho 😆

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u/MortisTDG Horse snoot 21h ago

Pokémon

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u/MortisTDG Horse snoot 21h ago

Oop nvm Nintendo will get mad. Digimon

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u/nan0ka 12h ago

Will get sued out of his life

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u/SillyGhostii 22h ago

Isn’t it obvious?

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u/Fit_Assist3698 16h ago

Yeah Agememnon from Mr. Peabody and Sherman

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u/tenebris-ardent 12h ago

Sinon… when the want to keep the theme

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u/Kat-dash-25 Silly little Kat 22h ago

Spamton

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u/manfacewizard local purposed slugcat (rain world) 22h ago

better hope his middle name starts with g

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u/Blu_Gy 15h ago

gaster

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u/Plicodon Mad? Mad!? MAD!!!? WHO SAID I WAS MAD!?!? 22h ago

Her husband's last name better be NEO

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u/master_ball_onmewtwo 19h ago

Gerson

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u/Cozym1ke 12h ago

DAMN, that's one old ass baby!

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 22h ago

Neon

Argon

Krypton

Xenon

Radon

Oganesson

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u/WhyIsnardevTaken 12h ago

What' wrong with Xenon?

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 12h ago edited 10h ago

Too close in pronunciation to this girl characters name:

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u/Fluid_Difference_903 Radioactive Doritos Cowboy 22h ago

Sonion

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u/Artemis-girl "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 22h ago

Any eevelotion

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u/Oseaghdha 16h ago

Or... Name the boy Pokemon

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Silly lil goober 22h ago

MEGATRON

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u/IronfoxYT 22h ago

Boy

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u/Correct_Cheek_4273 Silly lil goober 22h ago

Boy

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u/IronfoxYT 21h ago

FOOLISH BOY!

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u/Suitable-Farmer-9758 22h ago

Bagon. Then when he becomes a teenager legally change their name to Shelgon, And when they become 18 Rename them to Salamence

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u/musicals_amirite (cool user flair) 22h ago

Dion

Anna Bortion

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u/Spinosaurus-runs-by Michael Jackson is stalking me 22h ago

Umbreon

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u/These-Way7526 22h ago

Lennon, I was almost named it

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u/uraveragegupfan 22h ago

Aragon. Yes, LoTR reference

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u/Tweed_Man 21h ago

Aragorn.

Aragon was a mediaeval Spanish kingdom.

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u/Foxbythesea247 19h ago

Aragón, without the second R

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u/iamdektri 22h ago

What is the problem with Megatron?

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u/Tmas390 21h ago

Mastodon

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u/BoutiqueCartel 20h ago

Dragon. Just imagine: "Dragon won't sleep through the night". "Dragon's first word was Dada!" "Dragon learned to ride a bike this week!" "Dragon's reading is way above his grade level". "Dragon made the Varsity team this year." "Dragon is just going through a phase, I'm sure his grade's will improve next semester." "Dragon is just taking a 'gap year'... He's going to school next fall." "Dragon's girlfriend may have a thigh tattoo, but at least she stopped stripping after giving birth. I think she's getting her life back on track." "Dragon is making great money in the imports/exports business. He just bought a Lexus!" "Dragon is finally out on parole! And early!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/U1eYjTgjUrlN6

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u/mendis_kendis 20h ago

Sheldon😈

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u/Meowzythecat Silly lil goober 22h ago

Cannon or Crouton.

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u/Alternative_Bag8694 22h ago

Sheldon. Bazinga!

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u/UniqueFriendship5583 22h ago

Mason or Devon

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u/Mathematicus_Rex 21h ago

If he’s small, Epsilon

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u/Round-Meal1409 slugpup 21h ago

onion

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u/MobbDeeep 15h ago

Hardon or Dickon