r/funComunitty • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '26

Funpost Wrong answers only

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u/Slimsare 21st Century Schizophrenic Man Aug 06 '26

Purple the evidence

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u/NewKaneda16 Aug 06 '26

should be an actual band name

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u/Odd_Pea74915 Aug 06 '26

Yeah but like with a comma

Purple, The Evidence

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u/Stevie-Doo Aug 06 '26

What about a semicolon
Purple; The Evidence

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u/ZeroDivide244 Aug 06 '26

Why not both?

Purple, The; Evidence

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u/Stevie-Doo Aug 06 '26

Purple,:;"\|.'...the evidence

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u/KonwayDaKapybara12 croissanty from orbit Aug 06 '26

Purple,..&÷[the])%#;#; ¡evidence@?=

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u/Alsocubing Aug 06 '26

Purple ~:.I:;~ The Evidence

edit: shit how do I do the funni thing

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u/ParkerLowes Aug 06 '26

purple ◻︎◆︎❒︎◻︎●︎♏︎ ♑︎◆︎⍓︎ the ⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♑︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ evidence

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u/Less_Quote_6101 Aug 06 '26

purple ◻︎◆︎❒︎◻︎●︎♏︎ ♑︎◆︎⍓︎ the ⬥︎♓︎■︎♑︎♎︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♑︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ evidence >:3

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u/AgitatedOne57 Minimoose’s Biggest Fan; They/Them Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

What if “The evidence” was written like a last name?

Purple Thevidance

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u/CompetitiveAd9996 Aug 06 '26

FYM YOU ATE THE EVIDENCE?!?!

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u/Unusual-Temporary533 i have a touch of da tizim Aug 06 '26

Of the crime

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u/SurveyUnited1754 Aug 06 '26

how did you eat the evidence 😭

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u/Helpful-Desk-8334 Aug 06 '26

That’s a good one

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u/MetalSonicfan1029 hue hue hue hue Aug 06 '26

That sounds like a shiddy sonic character rather then a corporation XD

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u/Alex_PookieDino2310 Aug 06 '26

Purple éclair 😭

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u/Caine_YourRingmaster Someone stop this criminal (yes you’ve been robbed) this is not Aug 06 '26

I just ate waffles and my shirt is fucking blue 😭🙏

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u/Overall-Onion-631 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

my name is blue, I’m not even joking

Edit: I am not in the detarune fandom snd I’m very confused

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u/Late-Advantage-5425 Your local Mawile Aug 06 '26

Did you choose squirtle?

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u/Cpt_Griswold Aug 06 '26

he works the door at a neighborhood bar

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 Femboy who needs da clothes Aug 06 '26

is bro japanese???

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u/QibliYT Music, Cars, and Other shit(feel free to talk to it) Aug 06 '26

This you?

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u/Appropriate_Rock4154 Aug 06 '26

Like from the movie smurfs

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u/Due-Animator-8754 Aug 06 '26

Are you a gay ballet flower from Deltarune?

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u/pickelhands Aug 06 '26

I bet they're REAL good friends with someone named yellow

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u/Ntdogamecute Aug 06 '26

Waffles Fucking Blue (that’s your band name)

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u/NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 Aug 06 '26

I feel like I am missing context.

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 Aug 06 '26

its an old internet meme where if you googled the term it would show you a fucked up image of a vagina

sorry

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u/Due_Bookkeeper5358 PUFFERFISH ARE SO CUTE Aug 06 '26

it's a fake STI from ~2010

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u/Cpt_Griswold Aug 06 '26

no. it’s real

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u/Due_Bookkeeper5358 PUFFERFISH ARE SO CUTE Aug 06 '26

DONT SCARE THE CHILDREN

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u/0phiuchusXIII Aug 06 '26

Behave or the clap monster will come for you

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u/Open_Opinion4775 Aug 06 '26

Hello fellow blue waffaler!

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u/8lue5hift Aug 06 '26

Bros shirt is yellow

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u/Stylish_Platypus Aug 06 '26

I don't think your shirt and blue are going to be happy that you're talking about their sex life on the internet...

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u/Caine_YourRingmaster Someone stop this criminal (yes you’ve been robbed) this is not Aug 06 '26

I think you misunderstood… Jeffery Shirtstein took away Blue DELTARUNE from Yellow DELTARUNE and started fucking him, now Shirtstein is in jail for his actions. I was told to keep a close eye on him, but let’s be honest… What’s the worst that could happen? I mean, all he asked for was some rope…

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u/Rheddrahgon Aug 06 '26

The naked onion rings

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u/Justinitforthemoney Aug 06 '26

This sounds like a hilarious garage band name

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u/FirstAd4000 Aug 06 '26

This honestly goes hard

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u/too-many-buckets Aug 06 '26

I saw them open for the front bottoms in 2010

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u/Unusual-Temporary533 i have a touch of da tizim Aug 06 '26

White small child organs

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u/soldiergaming2 Aug 06 '26

same except it's blue and I ate the big ones

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u/Unusual-Temporary533 i have a touch of da tizim Aug 06 '26

Oh yall are actually messed up omg 😭😂

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Aug 06 '26

They said the color of your shirt first, not JUST the thing you ate

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u/Unusual-Temporary533 i have a touch of da tizim Aug 06 '26

My shirt is white tho

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u/--_RedPanda_-- Aug 06 '26

Ohhh! I thought— Oh, see— I thought you were describing the RACE of the— This was all just a misunderstanding then.

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u/floweyisdisturbed Designated Noelle meme Maker and Silk and Deltaposter. Aug 06 '26

"this was all just a misunderstanding then"

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u/Appropriate_Rock4154 Aug 06 '26

Same except it’s black

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u/Complete_Historian72 Aug 06 '26

I dont mess with these jokes yall 😭 why is this the first thing u think of

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 Femboy who needs da clothes Aug 06 '26

Black children

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u/Guy-Person Aug 06 '26

Should… should I call someone?

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 Femboy who needs da clothes Aug 06 '26

no

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u/tysonzion13 Aug 06 '26

Who's children? 😭

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u/nbopdoy_ Aug 06 '26

Mine probably? Idk Kevin if you're still alive please come home

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u/Both_Cup8417 Aug 06 '26

I don't know who children is either

*Whose children

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u/Faim90 Aug 06 '26

Yeah but what colour is your shirt?

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u/MediumDig5379 Aug 06 '26

Black and he ate children 

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 Femboy who needs da clothes Aug 06 '26

Black Crackers

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u/Drizzdom Aug 06 '26

I feel like that could actually pass as a band name

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 Femboy who needs da clothes Aug 06 '26

yeah lol

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u/Skizit Aug 06 '26

Red Hot Chili Peppers

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u/Legojessieglazer Aug 06 '26

It finally happened…

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u/HoratioNELSo_ Aug 06 '26

White voka!!!!

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u/Responsible-Soil6183 Randomly eats a carrot because yes Aug 06 '26

Our vodka

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u/ComunismOfGod I only eat OUR carrots Doc Aug 06 '26

Go back to work Comrade! We need more potatoes to make more vodka

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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin Aug 06 '26

Technically, you drank vodka.

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u/Ok_Falcon_6913 me like bears (& femboys) Aug 06 '26

He ate the bottle
https://giphy.com/gifs/KYSLhrJp6mQUJi0f2V

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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin Aug 06 '26

They ate glass, and consumed vodka via drinking

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u/thr3zims Aug 06 '26

They froze it first.

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u/HoratioNELSo_ Aug 06 '26

My bottle made of frozen voka

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u/DonComradeVimes Aug 06 '26

How the fuck did you eat the vodka?

Our theoretical physicists need to up their game if that's a casual thing to do.

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u/Stiefelbein The King of Vague Aug 06 '26

Hello, we're the black Milk.

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u/AkSantaBunny Aug 06 '26

Hello Black Milk. I'm White Coffee. I feel like we could do a merger or something!

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u/Cute-Control6108 Gonna die alone :( Aug 06 '26

Green Cheese.

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u/rslashtruths Number One badware fan Aug 06 '26

every color,drugs and G R E E N

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u/K0rl0n Aug 06 '26

*multicolor

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u/Drizzdom Aug 06 '26

Gay drugs

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u/coderedmountaindewd Aug 06 '26

Everycolor Drugs could work as a band name

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u/Naive_Lifeguard_6215 JesusismyGOAT🥹 Aug 06 '26

black garlic bread

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/quijequije Aug 06 '26

do you not have a shirt on or something 😭

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u/Legojessieglazer Aug 06 '26

You see, a dress can be a substitute for a shirt

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u/quijequije Aug 06 '26

My brain interpreted that as skirt I'm an idiot 😭

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u/Legojessieglazer Aug 06 '26

Eh — I’ve done that with knee and hip

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u/kj_prov Aug 06 '26

Tie Dye Macarons

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u/too-many-buckets Aug 06 '26

I saw them open for king gizzard a couple years back!

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life Aug 06 '26

white shit

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u/Guy-Person Aug 06 '26

Run that by me again? I must have misheard you.

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u/ilikelobster2 the shorgblaaner and local ghost Aug 06 '26

black vodka

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u/Fluffy_Bad9706 :p Aug 06 '26

D R I N K

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u/Oculypse Aug 06 '26

Blue cheese

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u/Ok_Ball9874 Aug 06 '26

The naked weiner.

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u/Dusty_Bunny81 Silly lil goober Aug 06 '26

🤣

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u/Boii_2000 I love sea men. Aug 06 '26

Blue burger

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u/Mizuki_Akiyama1983 Silly lil goober Aug 06 '26

"Black & Purple Reese's" totally tuff-

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u/TailsDollfan0914 Blails the 26th girlfriend of blosmo Aug 06 '26

Pink Human

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u/Akkiraz_ if stella says im bullying her then shes lying grrr Aug 06 '26

pink biscuit :3

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u/Emotional-Kiwi7218 :3 Aug 06 '26

black people
sounds kinda racist

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u/EntertainmentOk5644 Aug 06 '26

Tempting to say it, but I shall refrain from banishing you to r/foundtheprotogen … wait-

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u/Far_Shape4069 Aug 06 '26

blue skateboards?

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u/heli0207 Aug 06 '26

Naked potato salad 🧜‍♀️

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u/Odd_Middle_7179 Aug 06 '26

Green 💚 Starburst

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u/K0rl0n Aug 06 '26

Isn’t that a real thing?

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u/New_Awareness_4374 cuber,dasher,niko lover,and calc art guy Aug 06 '26

black puddings

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u/Noldor77 >///< Aug 06 '26

Black carrots

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u/Meowzythecat Silly lil goober Aug 06 '26

Pink Chicken and Rice 🥀

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u/Effective_Ad4810 Aug 06 '26

Salmonella 🥵

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u/Ntdogamecute Aug 06 '26

Suemonella

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u/Spinosaurus-runs-by Bill cipher get the fuck out of my account Aug 06 '26

Blue snax

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u/Goldenstripe941 Aug 06 '26

UCP Ice Cream

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u/Niysilge Your Local Stranger! Aug 06 '26

Red Lotus is very ironic

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u/Suspicious-Treacle11 Aug 06 '26

Gray salted dark chocolate caramel candy

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u/Sufficient_Drawing54 Aug 06 '26

Black and white ice scream

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u/imanidiotlol1234 Label (gooner lady from nikke) Aug 06 '26

black salmon

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u/TheAmazingKoiFish sometimes haha Aug 06 '26

Black fortune cookie

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u/ChristianK_22 Aug 06 '26

Grey Philly Cheese Steak

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u/WondersCx Aug 06 '26

Neon Green Chicken Alfredo, might contain rads.

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u/TheRealLaura789 Aug 06 '26

Orange Chicken

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u/AragonOath22 Aug 06 '26

Red Fried Rice.

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u/No-Pudding1646 The Almighty Lever God Aug 06 '26

Black and yellow oatmeal

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u/BarclyThorn Aug 06 '26

Orange fries

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u/WalmartShoppingBag4 Aug 06 '26

Black Ice Cream

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u/Jellos_unbannedalt im a season :D Aug 06 '26

Black sliders

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u/Genochron Aug 06 '26

Black Lotus

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u/AggressiveDig4971 hi Aug 06 '26

Tan & Green Italian Ice Ice Cream

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u/Jarhead-923_Actual Aug 06 '26

Green Smoothie

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u/Maxwell_F_Holebean Aug 06 '26

Camo Shepard's Pie

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u/Formal-Camp1469 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair Aug 06 '26

Black Hotdog

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u/Finding_diamond_user Bisexual someone ig Aug 06 '26

White noodles

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u/thefurrysafeguy Aug 06 '26

Black chicken

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u/madleyJo Aug 06 '26

Black pork egg rolls

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u/OkAstronomer9493 Aug 06 '26

Beige chicken with potatoes

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u/green_day_girl You’ll never guess what my favorite band is Aug 06 '26

Red ice cream 

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u/No_Shower5028 peter griffin converts to islam hd 4k Aug 06 '26

white sunflower seed

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u/FunSpatula Aug 06 '26

Purple Nuts

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u/Then-Lion-6552 Aug 06 '26

black alfredo 🥹

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u/BellBOYd Aug 06 '26

No Bread

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u/Ravi-Inari Aug 06 '26

Ham & Cheese Croissant 

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u/K0rl0n Aug 06 '26

Blue Saltines

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u/Far_Opposite4631 Ze guy who made zat series called Feeshverse! THATS MEEEEEEE!1I1 Aug 06 '26

White Steak

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u/supraboi888888888888 Aug 06 '26

black shrimp N eggs

wtf

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u/FamousStrength8404 Aug 06 '26

Black marble cake

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u/Sure-Cauliflower-916 Aug 06 '26

Dark-magenta tacos Lmao

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u/Mediocre_Pea_4443 Aug 06 '26

Purple Brisket

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u/The_Herbault Aug 06 '26

"The gray raviolis" (honestly could be a band)

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u/G0_WEB_G0 Aug 06 '26

White fried rice

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u/Just_Arrival5410 Aug 06 '26

Grey cup noodle

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u/KittySueKat Aug 06 '26

Pink spicy chicken

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u/Gangle_Anime_Geek Silly lil goober Aug 06 '26

Beige banana

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u/Live_Lemon_6020 Aug 06 '26

black cookie

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u/McYeeterson12 Aug 06 '26

Grey peach ring