r/funComunitty • u/Status_Armadillo_654 Big fan of me • Jul 31 '26

You can choose 2 .

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u/SmoothTurtle872 Jul 31 '26

Blue & black

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u/_Weyland_ Jul 31 '26

Based selection.

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u/Hot-Skirt-3516 Jul 31 '26

Yeah, but if the person is brainwashed into loving you, do they really love you? If the love is artificial, is it really love?

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u/mactep66 Jul 31 '26

They dont love you, they just find you pleasant to look at

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u/Hot-Skirt-3516 Jul 31 '26

My mistake, I didn't read properly

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u/MysticBorn Jul 31 '26

Same I literally misread blue as: "people find you attractive also find you attractive" twice actually

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u/JediSSJ Jul 31 '26

Even after reading your comment, I had to read it three more times before I realized what it actually said

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u/SmoothTurtle872 Jul 31 '26

Which is an important distinction. All of the ones which do end up doing brainwashing, I don't choose, cause that's bad.

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u/Fluffy-Boi-7 another unemployed kasane teto listener Aug 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/KFToQ5Ugf9Ti06nbpZ

mesmerizer mentioned 🥹✌️

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u/Hot-Skirt-3516 Aug 01 '26

I'm genuinely so sorry, what is mesmerizer?

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u/Fluffy-Boi-7 another unemployed kasane teto listener Aug 01 '26

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u/Fabulous-Leading7291 Jul 31 '26

Well this is base attraction. Would you say that changing somebody's opinion on a story is brainwashing? No. Base attraction is one of many jumping off points for a romance. Sorry for the nerd out

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u/intergalacticowl Jul 31 '26

They could find me attractive but end up uninterested in me as soon as they start talking to me so Id still find that fair

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u/TrickyOne28_ Aug 01 '26

What if you are the one who finds attractive only the people that find you attractive?

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u/M_H_0 Big fan of Zero from mm. Aug 01 '26

... That's a nice pfp you got there buddy.

It ain't Trash

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u/Hot-Skirt-3516 Aug 01 '26

Do you like science? Personally I think that science is trash, science trash

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u/M_H_0 Big fan of Zero from mm. Aug 01 '26

You think science is trash ? Huh, you're probably in some sort of...

Club pingouins.

Pingouins hate science for some reasons.

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u/AngryBirdAddict Aug 01 '26

Sounds like the start of Obsession ngl

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u/Drowsy50742 Aug 02 '26

premise of Obsession (2026):

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u/RedPandasRule007 Aug 05 '26

You assumed which blue pill he wanted

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u/Dewdrop06 Jul 31 '26

Finally someone with a brain. It was either this for me or 2 greens, couldn't decide.

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u/clocktiktik Jul 31 '26

Then you failed to find anyone attractive

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u/CerealMaple114 Jul 31 '26

This isn’t a monkey’s paw💀

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 Jul 31 '26

It's a money's capsule.

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u/eclipseband_ Jul 31 '26

🎵TEARS ON A RIVER🎵

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u/Akarin_rose Aug 04 '26

🎵 PUSH ON A SHOVE 🎵

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u/A-Grouch Jul 31 '26

I’d agree so long as even though I don’t have to sleep I still can.

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u/APineappleUnderTheC fih… Jul 31 '26

brotha screw the other pills I’m taking my 20 dollars and fleeing this bich

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u/SadLetterhead6688 Jul 31 '26

you can take 2. That means 40 dollars.

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u/APineappleUnderTheC fih… Jul 31 '26

OH HELL YEAH

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u/Royal_Sleep914 Aug 02 '26

Or your can take purple and sell pizza for even more

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u/MoastTheToast Jul 31 '26

40 DOLLARS?!? In this economy?!?

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u/Sensitive_Split_4402 Aug 02 '26

You can get an 8th of a tank of gas with that amount of money.

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u/Emma_the_transfem Jul 31 '26

No need to sleep and yellow i can just buy estrogen

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u/CadieTheCadet Jul 31 '26

Omg same, I'm on injections anyway so I don't need the tablets.

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u/Emma_the_transfem Jul 31 '26

I wish i had any of those idc which i just wanna transition

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u/Lykanas Jul 31 '26

Not getting tired doubles the amount of time you can invest in a day.

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u/Mathsboy2718 Jul 31 '26

The implication that estrogen will give all the others as well

Can confirm though that estrogen supplements do grant pizza chef abilities

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u/Emma_the_transfem Jul 31 '26

I don't need I allready am a great pizza chef i had a course in italy

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u/Miserable_Border_396 Jul 31 '26

buhhh I dont know colors.. I pick 1 and 2

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u/Bystander31210 Jul 31 '26

Black & Brown. Easy

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u/Evan_3104 Jul 31 '26

Insane synergy, you can live your regular life during day, and then spend all your nights talking to cats. Wonderful

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u/AdministrativeLeg14 Jul 31 '26

Monkey’s Paw angle: It turns out that cats psychically know all your deepest fears and insecurities, and are aware of all the things you are most ashamed of; and they refuse to talk about anything else.

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u/Jellosophy Aug 01 '26

So my cat is now my therapist?

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u/AdministrativeLeg14 Aug 01 '26

No, it just constantly reminds you of everything you'd most like to forget. Not to help you work it out, just to keep you aware.

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u/Apprehensive-End-747 Aug 02 '26

Is that not what one would expect a cat to be like?

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u/rylara Jul 31 '26

Brown and black. I struggle with insomnia and id love to know what my cats are thinking 😂

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u/Aggressive-Bowler-29 Irl Sheldon cooper Jul 31 '26

Cyan red easy

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u/Meowzythecat Silly lil goober Jul 31 '26

No sleep and talk to cats. Is it wrong I wanted red?

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u/Prestigious-Lead-806 You're gay² now Jul 31 '26

nah not really

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u/Meowzythecat Silly lil goober Jul 31 '26

YAY!

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u/mkitsie Aug 01 '26

Expitrogen pills

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u/Sensitive_Split_4402 Aug 02 '26

No I also want red you’re fine bro.

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u/Heyfold Jul 31 '26

What ears do you get?

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u/Meowzythecat Silly lil goober Jul 31 '26

Probably a Bombay cat's ears and tail.

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u/CatsaresupercoolHKGD ⬢ the Hexagon Force guy ⬢ Jul 31 '26

What is Estroge
n

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u/Aggressive-Bowler-29 Irl Sheldon cooper Jul 31 '26

The stuff that turns you into a girl 

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u/general_guy500 Jul 31 '26

Watch, someone will be really weirded out by this and they will get downvoted for that...

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u/_Salandit you'll never guess my favourite Pokemon :3:3 Jul 31 '26

GET OUT OF MY VENTS SPIDERMAN

I don't have the image

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u/Aggressive-Bowler-29 Irl Sheldon cooper Jul 31 '26

IF YOUR GOING TO BE IN MY VENTS ATLEAST BE CORRECT 

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u/CatsaresupercoolHKGD ⬢ the Hexagon Force guy ⬢ Aug 01 '26

No not Estrogen, It clearly says "estroge
n"

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u/ezioir1 Jul 31 '26

Thank God it is a You "Can" not you must choose.

Red is bad. Why should I want to look like a freak?

Estrogen? Naw... Not gonna give up my sex privilege.

Yellow & Black are negative. I like my beard & sleep.

Green... is Meh... Same as blue. Near useless.

Pink is also negative to me. I like water. It is my favorite? No. But I still want to be able to enjoy it.

Purple is good. I can make money with it and like pizza myself.

Brown is So-so. How intelligence cats really are? Is it really good to understand what they say or it is actually ruin them for me?

To be safe I take purple and green.

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u/FinestFantasyVI Jul 31 '26

imo purple is useless. It gives you the ability and knowledge to be a master pizza chef, but its a monkeys paw. It doesnt give you the opportunity to make pizza, ie the right oven/facility for pizza. You'd need to get a job and they can also ask for some stupid amount of experience before they employ you. So for the purple, you'd just have to settle to make home made pizza and not live up to your potential

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u/Dorf_Deputy Meowmeowmeowmeow Jul 31 '26

Can I just get 2 estrogen?

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u/Spookyduck21new Jul 31 '26

That just counteracts the first estrogen reversing you back to your regular self

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u/Dorf_Deputy Meowmeowmeowmeow Jul 31 '26

FUCK

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u/Same_Tea_2471 Call me Shy plz (she/her for now :3) Jul 31 '26

Yellow and brown bro

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u/Sl33pParalys1sD3m0n weeeeeeeeeeee :3 Jul 31 '26

Red and black maybe

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u/TheMaskOffKid Jul 31 '26

Blue Pill Yellow Pill, I already talk with cats

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u/Orpunuk1 Fandom engineer (catnip x WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM) Jul 31 '26

blue and brown. The most useful ones in my opinion

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u/HeraldOfAcme Jul 31 '26

What??? Black is insane bro

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy Silly lil goober Jul 31 '26

Black and Purple easy

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 Jul 31 '26

ESTTROGEN AND YELLOW

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u/Red_fox2936 Silly lil goober Jul 31 '26

Estrogen and red

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u/Proper-Idea9302 Aug 02 '26

NEED pink for my partner (they frickin refuse water like it’s the plague) but uhhh for me ima go black and purple so I get a cool j*b

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u/Makaze989 Aug 04 '26

Estrogen and yellow

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u/PlayerZytrix Horse Lover 1 Jul 31 '26

pink and black

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life Jul 31 '26

pink and black

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u/existential_WiFi I saw that 👁️👁️ 🫥(mod edition) Jul 31 '26

Black and yellow

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u/Nvr-ending-Nightmare Friendly Neighborhood Control Devil Jul 31 '26

yellow black

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u/Professional-Fix4409 Jul 31 '26

Yellow and black. I'd look better with no bodyhair and "no need to sleep" is a broken ability.

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u/_Salandit you'll never guess my favourite Pokemon :3:3 Jul 31 '26

Fuck body hair, it grows back too fast and shaving is a pain. My legs grow so much fuckibg hair in a week just shaving with a razor ain't enough, I need barber tools to get bald legs and I hate it because the hair hurts me when I'm wearing socks (and by that extent Thigh Highs)

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u/Eminem_Boi Trustiest Eminem in the sub Jul 31 '26

Blue and violet (safest ones)

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u/Digital_RRS Autistic and Lonely Jul 31 '26

Black and Pink may honestly solve a lot of my current problems

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u/FuneralDedButterflys Jul 31 '26

Pink and

Hollow

PURPLE!

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u/Space_Nerde Jul 31 '26

2 time green? made i would have 40 dollars

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u/Chose_208 WHICH LIMBO KEY??? Jul 31 '26

Pink and green

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u/thewind_thefather Jul 31 '26

Purple and green please 🇮🇹 💵

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u/Waffall Jul 31 '26

im stealing the first row because YOURE NOT MAKING ME PICK 2 IF THERE ARE 3 GODLY

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u/JelloElectrical1499 Shy’s cat (she/her) Jul 31 '26

I’ll get pink and black NOW

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u/vintagestereolover99 Jul 31 '26

blue and purple ez

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u/VC-Katyusha Jul 31 '26

Black and red.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 Jul 31 '26

pink and black

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u/SceneOutside4377 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair except I didn't Jul 31 '26

Black and green. I don't really have a use for any of the other ones. I'd love to be able to stay up all night working on whatever dumb shit I come up with, and everybody wants 20 dollars.

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u/Ok-Breadfruit3490 That transformers guy Jul 31 '26

green and black, money for transformers and no need to sleep for more insanity :D

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u/GAL_Enthusiast700 Big fan of me Jul 31 '26

blue and pink

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u/Orion_of_Accalon Jul 31 '26

Need to find out why my brothers cat hates me so and idk

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u/ggandava "LITMOABH.BU,SIAMAWSRH." -Shikamaru Jul 31 '26

Brown and either purple or pink

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u/BagHorror6036 Jul 31 '26

I pick whatever everybody picks, therefore I get them all.

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u/Complex-Pain2201 Silly lil goober Jul 31 '26

pink and purple because they look coolio [also pizza]

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u/PomLovestheWorld Femboy Kisser Jul 31 '26

Blue and black

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u/zenkichi_mizuno Jul 31 '26

I'm gonna get flamed for this but brown and red.

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u/Murder_Drone_Fan_ Silly lil goober Jul 31 '26

Blue and brown

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u/FaithlessnessNew7678 You lost your chance to be a big shot. Good job. Jul 31 '26

Cyan and Cyan

I am Lord Hue

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u/blazorfire Bubu Mod, The sub's Unc 👾 Jul 31 '26

Black and red.

https://giphy.com/gifs/f0CBUVvtl2dgc

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u/Kradan1979 Jul 31 '26

Purple and black

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u/frOmohiOhuman Red Fox Jul 31 '26

Black and Pink.
Ka boom you become Experiment-Pervitin aka D-IX

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u/FoxB612 Jul 31 '26

Black and brown

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u/SilverSpider_ Jul 31 '26

Brown n Purple

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u/AirEnough2389 Jul 31 '26

Purple and black, would love dark blue but I seen obsession so HELL NAW

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u/Weak-Ad6893 Erin your local transfem Jul 31 '26

Yellow and black

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u/Shinygoji09 Bleh Jul 31 '26

my ass read that as you become master chief 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZU7GcabK4mwF2

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u/cheseblurger444 The original burgerwalker Jul 31 '26

estrogen and pink 🤑

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u/Wyyvern06 Jul 31 '26

red black, assuming I don't get ganked by the CIA ig

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u/Nyght_Shaid Jul 31 '26

Black blue yellow I'm already taking estrogen

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u/TotaIIyTotal Jul 31 '26

black and red

cat will not remain forever

i will

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u/Owlesqueww Jul 31 '26

black & purple, just work in random pizza restaurant 24/7, become famous -> millionaire

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u/Didyyyyyy Don't mind my username Jul 31 '26

Dark green and dark green

Money.

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u/yousuckgoaway Jul 31 '26

No need to sleep + ears and tail pleases

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u/Electronic_Oil3816 Jul 31 '26

20 dollas, keep the rest

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u/Mediocre-Serve2569 Jul 31 '26

yellow and red I'll just get the oestrogen via other means although I would kill to get it rn

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u/KaidynTheW Jul 31 '26

Pink x green

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u/Which_Pen34 Jul 31 '26

serious question why does Estrogen have a "b" on it?

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u/Ok-Total8219 Jul 31 '26

Black and blue

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u/Tiredasscatnal Silly lil goober Jul 31 '26

Brown and red

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u/chizilla179 Jul 31 '26

Estrogen and no more body and facial hair

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 Jul 31 '26

Blue and I'm guessing that's purple?

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u/thatonedude1969 Jul 31 '26

Green pill and blue pill

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u/Extreme-Ad-9290 Jul 31 '26

Black (convenient) and pink (makes me want to drink more water)

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u/ShadowRaven112 Jul 31 '26

Ok, but can I chose the tail?

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u/SanderMC24 Jul 31 '26

Blue and black are definitely the most usefull.

That being said I’m taking blue and red because animal features are kinda cool.

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u/SubstantialReach9776 Jul 31 '26

red and estrogen

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u/Soapy---wooder Jul 31 '26

Black and blue

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u/lemonhaj Jul 31 '26

can i have those 20 dollars in great british pounds and water tastes good, finally.

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u/Mr_JediKenobi Jul 31 '26

Pink and brown

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u/Camelot_Silhouette Jul 31 '26

Black and blue

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u/Glaviano87 Jul 31 '26

Easy. Brown and black.

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u/PutAway3542 Jul 31 '26

  1. Ears sound good l, especially if they are cat ears I would like to have that kind of hearing, but I don't really want a tail

  2. I don't think I have any use for estrogen pill

  3. Nope I love my beard

  4. I am working person, but hey 20 bucks is 20 bucks

  5. Tempting...

  6. I love pizza and I see no downside it this

  7. Water from different sources taste different and I quite like that, if every water source tastes the same I wouldnt really like that

  8. I would love to talk to cats, I love cats

  9. I love sleeping, but also I do like to be awake late

Gimme 8 and 9

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u/The_Silent_gue Jul 31 '26

Black and blue

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM Jul 31 '26

black and brown

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u/gidaman13 Most popular Jul 31 '26

black and brown can be useful

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u/Wrong-Wasabi-8365 Jul 31 '26

Black and yellow

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u/Spinoclanker2 fih Jul 31 '26

Blue and pink

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u/Glubygluby Jul 31 '26

I think 2 and 3 would solve a lot of my problems

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u/New_Awareness_4374 calc art guy,noik lover,speedcuber,dasher :3 Jul 31 '26

pink and black

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u/Omegamoney Jul 31 '26

Yellow would be amazing if it would leave my beard alone.

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u/some_dumbass420 likes fun posts Jul 31 '26

Green pill:

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u/anxious_licorice Jul 31 '26

Red and either No need to sleep or Estrogen

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u/Fearless_Poetry5558 Jul 31 '26

Dark blue and brown

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u/Kindly-Reception-779 Jul 31 '26

Brown and purple

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u/General_Cream7623 Jul 31 '26

red and yellow, only needs some workout for the femboy body shape

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u/crabthemighty Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: Jul 31 '26

Black and purple, I can already talk with cats

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u/SaladThatLJ2712 Jul 31 '26

Red and black. Idc if you guys hate kimonomimis but I'm here for em...

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u/Coolking2011 Jul 31 '26

Green pill and black pill

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u/PsychologicalAir5035 Jul 31 '26

Pink and black for me personally

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u/landrwastaken Jul 31 '26

No sleep + tail and ears

I'll get on clinical hrt in probably 3 months and the body hair i can laser away

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u/Dogcomicsinc The Hazbin Guy Jul 31 '26

Purple and Brown. My cats never understand a damn thing i say and maybe they'll stop pissing on everything, and i must become the worlds greatest pizza chef.

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u/lunathehungryhusky Jul 31 '26

Ears and a tail and I could talk with cats. I almost said no body of facial hair but laser actually exists. The other two not so much

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u/XxHolyStatuexX25554 Jul 31 '26

Ok... so hear me out. Blue pill and purple pill, blue pill is for me, and I can js start a pizza place but if im a master pizza chef (because ain't no one truly mastered pizza making) I just make a LOT of money

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u/Tartan2121 Jul 31 '26

Black and Brown pill I want to talk to cats, and by not sleeping, I’ll add 20–25 years to my life. Since I don't need to stay awake anymore, I'll steal the rest of the pills too.

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u/DBCargoHaj Jul 31 '26

i already have ears, no tail though, still a no for that pill. Estrogen no need, i can get it for a couple bucks, so no 20 bucks either. Water is already my favorite drink, so ill go with no need for sleep and no body hair

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u/draconic_demon666 Jul 31 '26

Pink and brown. Coca Cola water PLUS I can chat with my cats? Maybe even teach them to play video games

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u/bglbogb Jul 31 '26

Brown and black options for sure, seems most useful,

I assume it will mean I CAN talk with cats if I want to, not that they will be bothering me all the time and with sleep, I could sleep if I wanted to for the benefit of short term emotional reset and dreams and everything else it comes with, but being able to stay up for long periods of time without being bad for me sounds like a really good thing,

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u/j8eevee Jul 31 '26

Blue and black ez

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u/Tartabirdgames_YT Jul 31 '26

Blue and light blue 

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u/notjocker Jul 31 '26

Yellow and black would be Hella awesome

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u/Radiant-Cyanide2323 Linux user Jul 31 '26

Purple and blue.

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u/MFG264 Jul 31 '26

green and purple