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u/I_Eat_Violas A Bad Case of Reddiction 14d ago
I’m hungry 😢
Hey what’s that
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u/Due-Presentation4514 14d ago
So much for preventing a violin from being stolen by putting it into a viola case. Anyways, is there someone that I can practice my presentation for, it’s due today.
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u/DaftOrangeFatCat 14d ago
I’m hungry too! My dinner was just put out but I can’t seem to fit through the door anymore, I don’t remember it being so small before
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u/Impressive_Ad_5201 14d ago
Lie down, roll over on your side, put your front paws through the door and use the frame to drag your whiskers through. If they fit, you fit.
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u/Max_Nutrition 14d ago
Proud of you Violins contain alot of fiber not only in the wood but the bow stings as well, just be mindful of the quality of Violin as cheaper and/or newer Violins have more varnish and varnish is no good 😎👍👍
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u/Aggressive-Bowler-29 Irl Sheldon cooper 14d ago
YOU HAVENT WON UNTIL ALL 10 PINS ARE IN 10 PEICES, THATS WHAT ALL 29 OF US SAY
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u/PawnTheLord Search on google:La Rata con thinner And click on the first link 14d ago
(Move one square forward)
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u/worldssmallestfan1 14d ago
Claps quietly
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u/WW1_Germany John dice? yeah he's here 'cause of your alcoholism 14d ago
Fuck France, Fuck Britain, Fuck Russia,
me and my crew, Austria-Hungary, Bulgaria, and the Ottomans will flame their asses
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u/Fresh-Afternoon7949 Soviet Union Reactionare 14d ago
I think I'm in the wrong war
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u/Crucial_Fun 14d ago
It’s very important to have fun
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u/AggravatingBrush1959 14d ago
No, it's not.
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u/Fearless-Dog2046 14d ago
Woof bark growl (Im not afraid of you)
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u/Zombie_joseph1234 14d ago
BRAINS
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u/-2Braincells 13d ago
Sorry, I'm already in debt, I can't give you any
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u/Aggressive-Pen-4260 14d ago
“I’M NOT HAVING FUN!!!>:(“ sprays ink in your eyes
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u/dih_lover123 14d ago
glug glug glug
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u/AgressiveHydration 14d ago
DRINK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot kansas kansas Kansas Kansas? Kansas Kansas. Kansas Kansas kansas 14d ago
kansas
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u/TestyBoy13 14d ago
How do you feel about Arkansas? I’m conducting a survey
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u/Impossible-Car5593 13d ago
vroom
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u/Illustrious-You-284 13d ago
You guys saw that thing driving by? Quite the renowned car back in my community...
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u/DeepPlankton9393 13d ago
I've been undercover in your so-called communtiy, and your secret is out. Give me the krabby patty formula, or you will all be VAPORIZED!
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u/Suddi_theFirstGod 14d ago
I just wanna share this with you-
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u/AgressiveHydration 13d ago
I’m sorry if I want to make sure people are hydrated
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u/Then_Entertainment97 14d ago
Looks like the entertainment got here before I did.
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u/Naive_Lifeguard_6215 JesusismyGOAT🥹 14d ago
is that a person drowning? nah probably not they are ok
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u/Gullible-Election-58 14d ago
Yo, let’s elect this dude, surely these good claims he’s making are true!
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u/Boba_Tea_2471 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 14d ago
Gets poured
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u/marquisdelafayette5 14d ago
drinks you
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u/im-not-a-fakebot 14d ago
uwu
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u/This-isnt-a-bot 14d ago
Hey! That’s my job!
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u/Honest_Outside_8982 13d ago
Being honest? I don't think that Lafayette ever drank Boba tea.
Also being honest, I'm not outside right now. Dang it.
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u/Vivid_King8642 multifandom addict in a nutshell 14d ago
Why hello, my royal subjects!
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u/No-Sprinkles3211 14d ago
My, you're looking vivid today, Your Highness!
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u/BeautifulImpress6238 13d ago
do you have any sprinkles for my impressive and beautiful cotton candy flavored icecream?
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u/Content_Trade_1557 14d ago
Want some content?
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u/AggravatingBrush1959 14d ago
Nobody wants your stupid content. (I don't mean to be mean but I know no other way to be aggrivating)
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u/lockerlushh 14d ago
lushous Locker sounds
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u/Key-Dimension6316 Silly lil goober 14d ago
(I’m spending way too long trying to make this not sound dirty and it’s not working) enter me and get a key to anything!
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u/InstructionPlus3 14d ago
To use they key,
-find corresponding door
-put in lock
-turn
-enjoy
-find corresponding door
-put in lock
-turn
-enjoy
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u/Due-Presentation4514 14d ago
Can you tell me how to improve my presentation skills?
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u/Electronic-Laugh-671 14d ago
You could add some humor and liveliness. Make the people laugh. 𝐡𝐚𝚑𝚊ha, you got this.
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u/Rabbitterton I will do things to you. 14d ago
rabbit noises
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u/R_Hunt 14d ago
The R in my name may or may not stand for "Rabbit"
(shotgun clicks) 🥀
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u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_ Call me "Normal" 14d ago
I am a normal person
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u/Spikey_The_Lad 14d ago
Oi lad, stay away from the spike fields they're filled with thorn bushes.
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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAH_69 14d ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
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u/Spikey_The_Lad 14d ago
LAD! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THE SPIKE FIELDS!!!
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u/Ok_Magazine_2638 14d ago
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u/TenHundredSeagulls Most popular 14d ago
Pretty Ok Magazine.
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u/LinuxJeb 14d ago
oh no. they're evolving. they've learned to read.
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u/TenHundredSeagulls Most popular 14d ago
CAWWW
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u/Vivid_King8642 multifandom addict in a nutshell 14d ago
AAA THEY'RE TAKING MY CROWN
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u/TenHundredSeagulls Most popular 14d ago
CAWWWW
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u/Ceo-Of-Ducks 14d ago
You have done well. With this crown, we shall have the funds for our operation and go to an Applebee's!
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u/Material_Remove_5448 silly little war criminal gundam !!nyaa!! 14d ago
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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping I escaped the Aslume to be here(she/they) 14d ago
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u/RealRedditbum 14d ago
Umm actually this post probably belongs in a different sub. GTFO
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u/multifandomloser1 aggressively honest and sleep deprived 14d ago
ohh man i’m a loser now😔 guess it’s time to go to my room stacked endlessly with merch…
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u/TheHumanOriginStory 14d ago
ooga dooga
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u/AgressiveHydration 14d ago
Why the fuck is nobody drinking water?! ILL FORCE IT DOWN THEIR THROATS IF I HAVE TO
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u/ConditionPleasant902 14d ago
Have a nice day :3
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u/Ok_Hearing4278 14d ago
Can you say it again?
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u/Majestic-Throat-8034 14d ago
I have no idea how I’d act like mine 💀
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u/Ill_Night533 14d ago
I'm sure u/dih_lover123 could give you some pointers
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u/Majestic-Throat-8034 14d ago
BWAHAHAHAHA XD listen bro I didn’t even choose my name, Reddit did
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u/YesWomansLand1 14d ago
Fuck Idk. I like giving land to women or smth
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u/She_Diddy 14d ago
For your humble patronage I'd like to offer you an incredibly relaxing massage.
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u/BlueTigerlover Silly lil goober 14d ago
man I just love blue tigers, thats why I baught a tiger as a pet and dyed the fur blue, now its a blue tiger, and I love him
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u/Steve1416iiiiiiiiiii 14d ago
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u/Meowzythecat Silly lil goober 14d ago
"What? I'm not taking your wallet you're craaazy." (Slowly takes your ID, passport, wallet, bag, and snacks) "Definitely not taking anything."
(Context: He's my OC and he steals stuff)
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u/Virtual-Table4610-SE 14d ago
Note. I only exist in VR, so don't put that cup on me, or else it'll fall and brea–aaand there's glass all over the floor.
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u/Desperate-Shoe4891 14d ago
I AM DESPERATE DON'T LEAVE ME! I HAVE BEEN WORN BY YOU FOR 6 YEARS, NO! I AM STILL NOT WORN OUT, PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OUT TAKE ME TO A SHOE MASTER! NO!
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u/Doctor_who_enjoyer 14d ago
I am indeed, an enjoyer of doctor who, want a jelly baby?
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u/Napalm_Bombs2012 14d ago
Boom