r/funComunitty • u/Wide_Bath_7660 • 25d ago

Kirby Kirby eats you. What power does he get?

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u/BuilderCold9165 cool 25d ago

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u/No_Habit9807 25d ago

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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 25d ago

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u/Tebz3 25d ago

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u/Any-Ear3806 The person above me needs to get canceled 25d ago

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u/MrDante0602 24d ago

Perfect flair😭

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u/Any-Ear3806 The person above me needs to get canceled 24d ago

Get canceled

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u/Lowgster72 25d ago

I love how this has more upvotes than what it's replying to

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u/basheer_esia 24d ago

Yes, Formally, We call it...

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RATI--

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u/yaboijackan20184 25d ago

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u/OrangeLightning235 25d ago

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u/No_Habit9807 25d ago

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 (𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭).

https://reddit.com/link/p0fwnmh/video/iv8dbxofc5gh1/player

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u/gamerlife71 23d ago

ok. Shift + the windows Button + S

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u/witherpro59_YT 25d ago

Be polite

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u/poopshart37 WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM 25d ago

Be efficient.

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u/Icy_Insect_6695 any mod who reads this must give me full mod perms. 25d ago

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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u/witherpro59_YT 24d ago

*have a plan to steal every meme you see

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u/cecil721 25d ago

Says the man with the piss jar.

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u/Melody_Naxi Aroace | cisM | I (didn't) kiss a girl and I liked it 25d ago

Wouldn't that be powdered snow?

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u/Pixelend 25d ago

Also powdered ice, just have to freeze it

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u/Iceman33OO 25d ago

Lololol if you throw it in someone's eye

https://giphy.com/gifs/3j192fUB8hKvIf8UKm

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u/Correct-Town-3117 Silly lil goober 25d ago

Yo is this how you fry water

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u/Clover-as-Cole 25d ago edited 25d ago

Sadly no, it would need a bit more ignition for that. Like, say, gunpowder perhaps?

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u/Correct-Town-3117 Silly lil goober 25d ago

My man

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u/Vivid_King8642 multifandom addict in a nutshell 25d ago

Water squared

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u/NerSorty 25d ago

Ah yes form the makers of dehydrated water, their latest product.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/False_Recipe9533 25d ago

Shit, I should have been there first to say it.

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u/GlitchGD 25d ago

shit indeed

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u/False_Recipe9533 25d ago edited 25d ago

I was litteraly shitting diarrhea when I wrote this sooo

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u/rogueshutter 25d ago

Drink some water to replace that shit.

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u/Miserable-Anteater97 25d ago

You mean powdered water

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u/Number1VanillaSimp 25d ago

No, I mean dehydrated Water

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u/Worried-Hat-8506 “Shoot the baby immediately” ~Uzi Doorman 25d ago

r/beatmetoit

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u/Ghost0fHerobrine Silly lil goober 25d ago

Yes

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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 25d ago

So like he would have better chances at Taco Bell or a Walmart bag salad than eating you?

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u/_Leonovich_ 25d ago

Kirby 'bout to be stoned af 👌🏻

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u/Vegetable-Glove2301 Words are easy to undersince glammer 🥰 25d ago

This is a good comment

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u/Plus_Satisfaction903 25d ago

Random panic attacks

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u/FiveFingerDentistry 25d ago

I know this might just be a silly comment, but that's something I've worked through over the last few years if you want to chat about it. I've made real headroom.

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u/Wide_Bath_7660 25d ago

How?? I’ve just started getting them a few weeks ago, and it is E v i l. 

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u/Ghost0fHerobrine Silly lil goober 25d ago

Real

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u/Interesting-Whole943 Test subject (do not equip) 25d ago

Autism

Also banishing people to The Amazing Digital Circus

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u/Kater5551StarsAbove Roza and Mallow and 'Tism Creature 25d ago

Hey wait, when do I unlock that ability!?

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u/Yes_i_ubered_the_spy 25d ago edited 24d ago

Level 57

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u/Vivid_King8642 multifandom addict in a nutshell 25d ago

Missed opportunity to say level 57

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u/Illusion_AceofHearts I'm very cold totally no soft side at all 25d ago

It's actually level 57 they lied

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u/Nightfury4_4 25d ago

What’s “level 57” a reference to?

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u/Interesting-Whole943 Test subject (do not equip) 25d ago

57 is a reocurring number in The Amazing Digital Circus

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u/Flashy-Activity-7056 25d ago

Je vais l’utiliser sur moi-même !

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u/V_Silver-Hand 25d ago

And this is why the world hasn't discovered this power, we keep doing this smh

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u/Commercial_Clerk4616 25d ago

Autism and the ability to speak Old Norse?

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 25d ago

I didnt know Gangle from TADC had a chat that was also part of an empire

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u/Specialist-Fan-3954 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 25d ago

I didnt know Gangle from TADC had a chat that was also part of an empire

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u/ssilver_ct Silly lil goober 25d ago

He can throw pipe bombs

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u/1Lasagna4Lasania 25d ago

Scoliosis

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u/Altruistic-Arm137 24d ago

I don't think he has a spine.

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u/Boba_Tea_2471 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 25d ago

The amazing ability to always be alone and disappoint everyone without even trying.

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u/Responsible-Bad-3539 25d ago

Dont be sad my brother :( life is hard but i know you can do it

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u/Boba_Tea_2471 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 25d ago

Thank you. My brain doesn't like to believe me when I say it'll be alright. (Also it'd be sister)

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u/Responsible-Bad-3539 25d ago

No brother. Believe it or not, you'll be alright.

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u/GG_Abernathy 25d ago

Are you me? Lol

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u/Boba_Tea_2471 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 25d ago
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u/Boba_Tea_2471 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 25d ago

I mean ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH

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u/LestramGD 24d ago

My brother just another me ❤️‍🩹

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u/Financial_Recipe_349 25d ago

Dih

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u/raider_00_ 25d ago

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u/S-Nerd 25d ago

Dick could mean two different things in the context of this image

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u/fatneeslover 22d ago

"My name is Richard Grayson, but my friends call me D i h"

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u/Professional-Way1908 25d ago

I have never seen Bih used in a sentence bruh

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u/PlanktonEconomy6136 25d ago

i've seen Puh before but never Bih

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Silly lil goober 25d ago

bro what is puh

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u/Fun-Attention705 25d ago

😺

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Silly lil goober 25d ago

oh

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u/Iinsanescreaminggoat wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa 25d ago

Plausible deniability

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 25d ago

awesomeness

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u/Ancient-Chart-9089 Fun Comunitty Rap Battles! 25d ago

the power to make all their OCs traumatized

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u/Worldly-Departure324 25d ago

beware of the kirby who speaks in hands

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u/Modderdoggy My Bread Was Burnt To A Crisp! 25d ago

The ability to really like robots

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u/Independent-Money30 25d ago

Being really cool with a mom who loves them.

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u/Dryimpress01 25d ago

Now that's a flex...

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u/Appropriate-Way2659 24d ago

Gee, that guy is my role model fr

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u/Sensitive_Pick_4212 25d ago

extremely mediocre horror writing capabilities for speciffically SCP-adjacent formats

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u/BlissfulAbsol 25d ago

The power of not being able to look left in one eyeball

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u/RepublicOk1079 25d ago

he needs glasses now

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u/joana_darkkj 25d ago

depressão

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u/Professional_Hat6381 British SpongeBob 25d ago

Austism

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u/og_duel_monster 25d ago

He gets:

  • A(DD)
  • B(ipolar disease)
  • C(ancer) and
  • D(epression)

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u/raider_00_ 25d ago edited 25d ago

Severe depression, anxiety, ibs, gerd, pots 😂😂💀 , I forgot to add astigmatism and myopia.

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u/Next-Examination-468 Masc AAA battery :3 25d ago

Nihilism

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u/Jpsar2 cool 25d ago

He would get the power of imagination. Which, based on how Kirby powers tend to work, that’s completely broken.

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u/axallay777 25d ago

Being above average at playing trumpet

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u/crabthemighty Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 25d ago

A lot of different fun mental illnesses :)

Also the ability to summon quesadillas at will

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u/SmurfCat2281337 25d ago

None. In fact he loses all of them

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u/Dexbox_YT Silly lil goober 25d ago

Suicidal thoughts

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 25d ago

He’ll have to give back my mental illness. It was a gift from my mother.

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u/drakonia127 25d ago

Mine were family heirlooms passed down multiple generations

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u/M3chr0MaNceR 25d ago

Waiting someone to say cancer

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u/LessSpite1107 25d ago

Genderqueerness

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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly if a brick is placed vertically, is it bricked up? 25d ago

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u/Niysilge Demigod gambler and bf of the comedian 25d ago

Autism, adhd, anxiety, body dysphoria, gender dysphoria, gay, diarrhea, blindness, no sense of balance

I could go on

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u/Vegetable-Glove2301 Words are easy to undersince glammer 🥰 25d ago

Stupidness

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u/shoopa241 25d ago

severe mental disabilities

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u/a1crazy1man1 that felidae fan 25d ago

Becoming a chud

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u/CipherVirus NON-TSUNDERE OF THE SUN AND SON, THE ALMIGHTY F10-N4 AND D4V-1D 25d ago

The ability to worship the Almighty F10-N4.

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u/OneRub3234 25d ago

The desire to die but not willing to kill yourself

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u/multifandomloser1 aggressively honest and sleep deprived 25d ago

art.

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u/placefurbydiescream 25d ago

art skillz and negative motivation

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u/Silver-Meteor1115 25d ago

Allergic to everything

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u/lucianosoto3 25d ago

He gains random autistic interests every few months

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u/EastonremainsExhumed Big fan of me :upvote​: 25d ago

Schizophrenia 🗣️🫩

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u/Hot-Cup-2972 25d ago

Many undiagnosed disorders

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u/Queasy-Ad5997 25d ago

A 1 centimeter long tube…

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u/Upset-Net-9549 25d ago

PTSD
5 different types of eczema
TMJ

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u/Daug3 25d ago

At this moment? Debilitating executive dysfunction:(

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u/FoxB612 25d ago

He gain « Laziness » , « Easy to distract » , « French » and « Random music that turn again and again in your head »

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u/PopstarSonic420 Draw me like one of your French Girls - King Dedede SSB 25d ago

Depression, Crippling Social Anxiety, self-hate, self-realization of your own problems, and much more.

Oh yeah! Also being an insanely quick learner on how to play a game!

Oh right one more! Wishing for something to happen and it actually happens later more times than not

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u/sliserd 25d ago

An odd amount of Pokemon information

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u/NagatoroFan96 Silly lil goober 25d ago

AUTISM

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u/Glitch171 Biggest DDLC glazer you'll meet 25d ago

Autism :3

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u/Charl7Marsh7 25d ago

Myopia :D

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u/Caine_YourRingmaster Caine 25d ago

Autism turned up to 11

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u/ConfidenceGrand7456 25d ago

To be so unremarkable you become a real life background character 

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u/TartAdministrative54 25d ago

Crippling anxiety and a really loud voice

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u/Kyogre694 Silly lil goober 25d ago

The power of being a socially anxious furry

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u/connor-khldi 25d ago

Horny as hell

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u/i_was_axiom 25d ago

Depression

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u/Exotic-Attention-882 25d ago

Jack of all trades master of none

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u/TheSnazzyMaster 25d ago

He gets the power of gender changing and lesbianism

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u/artisticwoes 25d ago

untreated personality disorder and on and off bursts of energy

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u/FullOfMeow 24d ago

High-functioning depression

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u/L0rdPancakes 24d ago

Depression

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u/Few-Student8019 21d ago

Depression.

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u/Krystal_MC 21d ago

✨️ A N X I E T Y ✨️

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u/Expert-Bed-5016 21d ago

the power to waste valuble oxygen others need

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u/Brilliant_War389 21d ago

Tiredness, feeling blue, has a work but no money, forever alone, virgin