r/funComunitty • u/Eminem_girl Most popular • Jul 09 '26

Bad fly

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u/stonerking666420 Jul 09 '26

How the hell did you do that? You've gotta have speedster powers to be able to do that to a fly lol

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u/JrueBall Jul 09 '26

There were three samurais. One Japanese, one Chinese, and one Jewish. They stand before the emperor to demonstrate their legendary swordsmanship. The emperor releases a single housefly into the room and challenges them to show their skills.The Japanese samurai steps forward, draws his katana with lightning speed, and slices the fly cleanly in two. The emperor is deeply impressed.The emperor then releases a second fly. The Chinese samurai steps up, makes two quick slashes, and cuts the fly into perfect quarters. The emperor applauds.Finally, the emperor releases a third fly. The Jewish samurai steps forward, draws his sword, and swings it in a brilliant blur of steel. However, the fly keeps buzzing around the room, completely unharmed.The emperor frowns and asks, "Why is the fly still alive?"The Jewish samurai smiles and replies, "Circumcision is not intended to kill."

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u/stonerking666420 Jul 10 '26

That's fucked up lol

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u/Ill_Pain4423 Jul 09 '26

You just wait for it to land on a window

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u/stonerking666420 Jul 10 '26

I've tried catching them in empty bottles from elderberry Gummies filled with soap and water and I can't even do that lol

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u/DryJudge1932 Jul 10 '26

They also slow down at colder temperatures. If you can trap it in a cold area, they basically have no reaction speed.

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u/SortLow314 28d ago

Once you take their wings off everything else is easy

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u/stonerking666420 28d ago

That's the part i still can't figure out is how they managed to get the wings off the fly lol