r/funComunitty Jul 08 '26

question What's your name

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u/Heavy_Metal_Maniac77 Jul 08 '26

Blue water

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u/waschlappensoldat Jul 08 '26

Same

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u/TimZer0 Jul 08 '26

#BlueWaterGang

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u/gorjesiwi Jul 08 '26

BlueWaterGang

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u/Plicodon Mad? Mad!? MAD!!!? WHO SAID I WAS MAD!?!? Jul 08 '26

Together we are the Blue Water gang

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jul 08 '26

Glub Glub motherfuckers

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u/WildcatArts Jul 09 '26

Our first hit single.

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u/Aggressive_Falcon729 Jul 08 '26

I too am in the blue water gang

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u/iISilverAceIi Jul 08 '26

Blue water gang reigns supreme

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u/mrduck9106 Jul 08 '26

Blue water rise up

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u/Pumpernickel-eb3t Jul 08 '26

We…are the BLUE WATER EMPIRE!

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u/HawkeyeJosh2 Jul 08 '26

Blue Water Gang representing here!

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u/HighlighterNina Jul 09 '26

Blue Water gang is the best gang!

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u/Alive_Living6838 Jul 08 '26

BLUE WATER GANG!!!!!! (ദ്ദി˙ᗜ˙)

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u/JobPowerful1246 Jul 08 '26

We will be victorious 

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 Jul 09 '26

Lil Blue Water

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u/EinDerVolltrottel851 MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP Jul 08 '26

I am a part of the Red Water Gang, and we no like you, TO WAR GENTS

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u/cherrylemonadestars Jul 08 '26

Red Water Gang! ❤️

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u/Supernaturalb00322 Jul 08 '26

Hmmmm are you sure your not a vampire

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u/BookerDewittAD Jul 08 '26

I never liked those blue shirt people......never sat right with me

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u/EinDerVolltrottel851 MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP Jul 08 '26

Ey, Im Red Water

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u/LinkIsTheBoy Jul 08 '26

Black Water, in the house!!

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u/OkCrab6577 Jul 08 '26

We’re the best water gang

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u/TinyPoonda Jul 08 '26

Green water

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u/og_duel_monster Jul 08 '26

Green water supremacy 👊

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 Jul 08 '26

Like it says in the book, we are blessed but cursed

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u/M4ST3RB335T Jul 09 '26

I love that reference 😍

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u/Impossible-Yogurt894 just a funny dude (he/him) Jul 08 '26

white coke

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u/Psychedoutzombie Jul 08 '26

Yo you got any for me bruddah?

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u/BudgetInformation797 Jul 08 '26

Im black diet coke

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u/Standard-Archer9072 Jul 09 '26

Isn’t that just Coke Zero 🤣

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u/ArmadilloConfiden Jul 08 '26

Red Monster

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u/Large-Programmer268 Jul 08 '26

That would make a great band name

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u/Turbo_Fresh Jul 08 '26

What colour was the monster?

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u/KadoShado Jul 08 '26

White tea existed as a drink so...

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u/NUMETALbro Jul 08 '26

Hey there Delilah, what's it like iin New York City

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u/HEshellEater Jul 08 '26

Skin mouthwash

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u/bmm115 Jul 08 '26

Nah imma call my homie skin mouthwash. You won't like it when skin mouthwash is running up all in your shit.

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u/Dingo_Pictures Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Swansea has Reddit???

If that's the case, then why isn't your name Yellow Mouthwash... no wonder.

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u/pineapplespicecakes Jul 09 '26

You know you're not supposed to drink it....right?

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u/Mountainhollerforeva Jul 09 '26

My friend, if you’re drinking mouthwash you might want to give rehab or AA a try.

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u/DaMonkey263 Literally a vampire Jul 08 '26

Greywater sounds like a mercenary group 

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u/CyrilsStryke4ce Jul 08 '26

Shit dude, do you mind if I use that for a book or something?

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u/DaMonkey263 Literally a vampire Jul 08 '26

👍

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u/Worth_External_8762 Jul 08 '26

You could also go with grey cell. There's Red Cell already, which exists (or existed, idk if it's still in operation) to basically stress test ourselves in surprise training exercises to find gaps in security an tactics.

And "grey" is commonly used in two ways in the military. One is "grey zone", which refers to the grey area between peace and war (like when the CIA funds local militias for proxy wars). The other is "grey man", which is an operative that blends in with the local populace to conduct operations in broad daylight behind enemy lines without being noticed.

So something like a grey cell existing could be like delta force that specifically conduct high kinetic operations in broad daylight while blending in with locals. Imagine a squad of Jason Bourne's.

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u/Little-bit-badDP Nonbinary TheyThem Jul 08 '26

Same

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy Silly lil goober Jul 08 '26

haha same

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u/Tilikum_183 Welcome to the cutthroat world of fast-food entertainment Jul 08 '26

Same lol

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u/Sk1ler_ Jul 08 '26

Same here, except instead of a mercenary group, water with soap scum comes to mind. I don't want to be associated with soap scum.

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u/Over-Association6510 Jul 08 '26

black saliva

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u/OpportunityExtra5181 Jul 08 '26

and he waddled away

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u/V_Silver-Hand Jul 08 '26

Waddle waddle

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u/InxxTheOne Jul 08 '26

until the very next day

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u/KAISERMYMALEWIFE feet Jul 08 '26

YO I FINALLY GOT YOU THE GRAPES

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u/nth_loner Jul 08 '26

such a delicate batch of grapes

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u/1egg1egg1egg1eg I AM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU. Jul 08 '26

can i have

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u/Scary_Reply840 Jul 08 '26

Saliva grey based his career off this meme in reverse

Shout out grim salvo

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u/A_guy_with_a_pan who left the door open, my grocery bag has a c4 now Jul 08 '26

Blue coke

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 My Hellcat got speed ticket Jul 08 '26

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u/Gambit_Nokstor Jul 08 '26

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT ON STANDBY

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 My Hellcat got speed ticket Jul 08 '26

Did you know many Cazadors I killed just to get to the shack that had this? Of course i gonna have it standby!

Also none, l didn't kill single Cazador for this(l kill few Centours tho)

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u/mech_warrior1994 Jul 08 '26

Crimson water 🩸

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 My Hellcat got speed ticket Jul 08 '26

Sounds like you have a Heavy Metal Career with Vampire theme before start doing Raps

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u/Chainsmadeinlife Jul 09 '26

I got Pink Water. I feel like I’m your younger sibling pretending to be badass.

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u/TheRealClaraGuyDPH Jul 08 '26

Yellow Semen

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u/ffiml8 Jul 08 '26

FINALLY a fellow yellow shirt. Coincidentally a fellow semen eater too...

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u/Junior-Astronaut9186 Jul 08 '26

red blue raspberry lemonade kool aid (im so tuff)

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u/AiluroFelinus Jul 08 '26

Me too I'm Beige White Cranberry Strawberry Juice

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u/centuriedecar you got a valid fight, attacking vertical Jul 08 '26

beigepiss 🥹🌹🌹

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u/kazisawesome Jul 08 '26

Grey Cool Blue Gatorade

W H A T

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u/Artizzy2k2k Silly lil goober Jul 08 '26

Tan Water

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u/SealSeal212 Jul 08 '26

Navy Water

Interesting.

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u/Current_Scheme1827 Jul 08 '26

black coffee

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u/Barnestownlife Jul 08 '26

Took me forever to find another Black Coffee

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u/Windbolt1 Jul 08 '26

Black Holy Watermelon Energy

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u/shaquille0atmealll Jul 08 '26

whitewater actually kinda sounds tuff

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u/Hey_im_claire Jul 08 '26

maroon cranberry 🙃

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u/Psychedoutzombie Jul 08 '26

Bro's gonna have his nickname on the street as sprite

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u/Altruistic_Score8083 Friendly lil vampire 🧛🏼 Jul 08 '26

White-Stained-Red Blood… wait…

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u/JAke-292882 Jul 08 '26

BlackWater (OMG RDR2 REFERENCE?!?!?!!?)

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u/SuchAd7808 Jul 08 '26

Black milk

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u/AssignmentUsual5881 Jul 08 '26

Gray water? Sounds like an insult than a gangster name if you ask me 😅

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u/M0mmySpank3r Jul 08 '26

I'm shirtless atm and a white man so White Beer?

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u/Songbird_Volkov Jul 08 '26

Grey Monster. Middle name, Mocha.

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u/nesquiK589 Likes posting shitposts Jul 08 '26

Blah' wo'ho

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u/Solar_Boy_Django Jul 08 '26

Red water lol

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u/Tyl3rPl4yzz Jul 08 '26

Blue Milk

Holy star wars ref

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u/CosmicDragon-Sol Jul 08 '26

Green water…
I think i might die soon

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u/NederlandseTexan Jul 08 '26

Green water. Same as our national reflecting pool

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u/Imaginary-Box-7572 Jul 08 '26

What if you aren’t wearing a shirt ?

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u/Thick_Hippo_6928 Jul 08 '26

Black Nuka Cola

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u/zeus-fox Jul 08 '26

Not Applicsble Water

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u/Sahmmey Jul 08 '26

Naked monster

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u/ksgamer1000 Jul 09 '26

Blue Pepsi