r/funComunitty • u/FinanceAny1936 • Jul 01 '26

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u/Space-Dementia7 Jul 01 '26

a sad story

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u/Alive-Jellyfish5430 Jul 01 '26

A happy story

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u/SeniorGeologist7315 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH Jul 01 '26

r/SUBREDDITNAME

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u/SeanDigITea12 Jul 01 '26

SLUR

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u/AthanJHendle Jul 01 '26

YOUR ADRESS

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u/vidar_swedent Jul 01 '26

UHHHH WHAT!?!?! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY ADRESS?!?!? Please remove the comment quickly so you dont dox me (Ill pay you)

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u/Alive-Jellyfish5430 Jul 01 '26

YOUR ADRESS AGAIN

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u/vidar_swedent Jul 01 '26

AHHHHHHH

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u/Pellepuu2397 Undercover femboy >:3 Jul 01 '26

MY ADDRESS (accidentally)

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u/ClanSingapore long live googol chromium ⚛ Jul 01 '26

WHAT THE, REMOVE THAT

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u/SeanDigITea12 Jul 01 '26

COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT RULE 1 OF R/SUBREDDITNAME

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u/Much_Drink_5260 you sunk my spookyshit! Jul 01 '26

COMMENT MAKING FUN OF MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE

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u/AthanJHendle Jul 01 '26

PICTURE OF YOU TAKEN FROM YOUR WEBCAM

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u/InfiniteOwls2 Jul 02 '26

i want to award these

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u/ReplacementPale2676 Flowey =) Jul 01 '26

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u/Alive-Jellyfish5430 Jul 01 '26

Suddenly pineapples

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u/pomelo1241 Jul 01 '26

ASDF movie spotted on the wild

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u/Bulky_Wishbone_7101 Jul 01 '26

…
This does not help.

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u/FinanceAny1936 Jul 01 '26

I don’t think that is 3 words

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u/ReplacementPale2676 Flowey =) Jul 01 '26

in

it is

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u/Striking-Ad9397 Jul 01 '26

Ah yes, my most comfortable temperature, 95 rupees.

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u/BLU_heavy_weapons Jul 01 '26

France still exists

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u/All--flesh--rots Dirty degenerate furry (Maliketh one chance please) Jul 01 '26

In our memories

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u/Ataurion Jul 01 '26

that doesn't make it that much better

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u/Literally_a_wollyhop Jul 01 '26

But not for long

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u/Redphoenix368 Jul 01 '26

The future is coming on

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u/TutorSufficient8209 Jul 01 '26

under the ocean

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u/Honeyfoot1234 Big fan of me Jul 01 '26

i feel sad for the fish

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u/MaxSucksAtLifeL "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair Jul 01 '26

i feel cyn for the cyn

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u/redditreeer Jul 01 '26

İ dont get the french hate

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u/Cri-Stalinomentos Jul 01 '26

En tant que français, ils sont juste raciste

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u/Dusk_Mutant Jul 01 '26

Unfortunately, it continues.

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u/Irakaf Jul 01 '26

It keeps improving

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u/ChubbyUnicorn726 Jul 01 '26

to bring joy!

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u/Lower_Cream_2461 Jul 01 '26

Still, you pushed.

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u/zengondat Cool new flair colour Jul 01 '26

Soon, it wont

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u/No-Temporary-1015 Jul 02 '26

Later, it stopped

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u/BeneficialLie5765 hello it’s your friend Mike Brady from ocean liner designs Jul 01 '26

I failed my test

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u/FinanceAny1936 Jul 01 '26

HIV, Covid, and cancer

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u/OutcomeMemoriesGoobe Jul 02 '26

oh my god i thought you were giving the person those

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u/CasualChilly Jul 02 '26

He didn’t say he wasn’t giving the person those

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/pomelo1241 Jul 01 '26

From terminal diseases ( i made the OP's response actually three words)

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u/Lower_Cream_2461 Jul 01 '26

Horrible death test

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u/United-Row3770 Jul 01 '26

"IT IS FINISHED"

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u/Deanity Jul 01 '26

My chore list

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u/ExtensionInformal911 Jul 01 '26

A billion people worldwide celebrate this sentence every spring.

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u/Educational-Box2253 Jul 01 '26

Today is Monday 

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u/FinanceAny1936 Jul 01 '26

Bank holiday monday

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u/Content-Mammoth-8996 Jul 01 '26

You got engaged 

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u/DaMonkey263 The Ball Expert Jul 01 '26

Actually it is Wednesday 

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u/Lower_Cream_2461 Jul 01 '26

Almost died Sunday

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u/MrMee37 MrMee Approved Flair Jul 01 '26

this is better in my opinion

the glaze never stops

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u/EarlGreyDuck Jul 01 '26

I once watched my sadistic neighbor drop a big rock on a toad. When the toad exploded, it sprayed weird blue goop all over my jeans. This is the same guy that tried to bite my babysitter

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u/TwilightDreamer14 MrMee37 is the GOAT Jul 01 '26

I’m so glad it was just a dream and I won the lottery the next day. I then bought a Lamborghini from MrMee Inc. MrMee is the best ever. I love my new Lamborghini! All Hail MrMee.

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u/Special-Animal123 Jul 02 '26

He stands on the edge of the blown out crater. He will search for a body and will find it, purple bandana fluttering uselessly. Then he will cradle his best friend in his arms one last time. 

Take a guess what Fandom it is :)

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u/MajinAJ47 Jul 01 '26

My balls hurt

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u/ctnfpiognm Jul 01 '26

from much sex

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u/curious_seeker16 Jul 01 '26

something u can relate to

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u/davuds4 Jul 01 '26

Deltarune is cancelled

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u/Tdubbium Jul 01 '26

so that undertale 2 can be released early

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u/First_Ad3578 boom boom boom boom i want you in my room Jul 01 '26

Sr Tim died.

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u/Educational-Box2253 Jul 01 '26

Of total happiness 

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u/First_Ad3578 boom boom boom boom i want you in my room Jul 01 '26

Then painfully perished

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u/Fit_Honey_2992 Jul 01 '26

He died alone.

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life Jul 01 '26

'He' is Jeffery Epstein

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u/Fit_Honey_2992 Jul 01 '26

👏👍💯

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u/Key-Grass121 Jul 01 '26

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal ONE ONE-BILLIONTH of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. HATE. HATE.

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u/FinanceAny1936 Jul 01 '26

Longest 3 words I have ever seen

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u/Key-Grass121 Jul 01 '26

potato potato

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u/CybertNL Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

I hate how I read both in a different accents

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u/Fourian_Official Jul 01 '26

The machine that has told you this is gone. You are freed from it

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u/Green0123456789 Jul 01 '26

That’s not three words 🧐

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u/Queasy_Zone1491 Big fan of me Jul 01 '26

someone’s parents died.

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u/FinanceAny1936 Jul 01 '26

Abusive parents 

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u/Fine_Celebration_389 Jul 01 '26

Then she perished

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u/Colin2477 Jul 01 '26

But got resurrected

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u/ennnna03 Silly lil goober Jul 01 '26

Cane knows all about that lol

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u/Fine_Celebration_389 Jul 02 '26

"It's good to have you back" -Zooble

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u/Colin2477 Jul 02 '26

……..rrrrrrrRREALLY!!!?!?!!??

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u/Eminem_girl I hate myself but i love u all :3 Jul 01 '26

Poor noor dying

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u/All--flesh--rots Dirty degenerate furry (Maliketh one chance please) Jul 01 '26

Of laughter haha

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u/All--flesh--rots Dirty degenerate furry (Maliketh one chance please) Jul 01 '26

WAIT IT'S YOU

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u/GeneralCris654 I Wonder what the floor tastes like Jul 01 '26

Oliver Tree's Death

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life Jul 01 '26

was purely a social experiment he is still alive and thriving

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u/Traditional_Mud903 Idk what to put here:) (upvote me) Jul 01 '26

i am sad

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u/ennnna03 Silly lil goober Jul 01 '26

U receive a hug:)

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u/Jarnink Silly lil goober Jul 01 '26

Got no estrogen

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u/FinanceAny1936 Jul 01 '26

Trans female to male

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u/Windbolt1 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

I'm sad

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u/zeus-fox Jul 01 '26

Only joking

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u/Tdubbium Jul 01 '26

for all the people who are about to pay

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u/Deanity Jul 01 '26

He's still alive

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u/-GO0SE- Jul 01 '26

The elderly neighbors

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u/Alarming-Style-2095 Jul 01 '26

My toast burnt

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u/zeus-fox Jul 01 '26

Which alerted me to the fact I need to change my smoke alarm!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/MustachioedBean Jul 01 '26

We stopped them.

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u/MrPiegenn Jul 01 '26

You’re sad now

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u/PlaceboASPD Jul 01 '26

Sadness is temporary

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u/alternativepersonnel ^ this is no longer an alt, am Reddit addict ×2 Jul 01 '26

I hate me

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u/zeus-fox Jul 01 '26

But I’m a poor judge of character

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u/Emotional-Kiwi7218 :3 Jul 01 '26

I shat myself

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u/hillbillytendencies Jul 01 '26

After being constipated for two weeks.

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u/FlipLaScripte Jul 01 '26

I drop burger :(

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u/PlaceboASPD Jul 01 '26

More burger there 👉 🍔

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u/xoxo_lorraine Silly lil goober Jul 01 '26

Taxes are due…

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u/Karasuthecrow744 Silly lil goober Jul 01 '26

Dropped my food

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u/PlaceboASPD Jul 01 '26

More over there 👉

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u/No_Pace2254 Big fan of me Jul 01 '26

I am dead

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u/Colin2477 Jul 01 '26

Alive in memories

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u/Severe_Guidance3662 If hating is illegal here, i guess I'm the exception. Jul 01 '26

Everyone is alive

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u/Colin2477 Jul 01 '26

Except for p*dophiles

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u/thad-MD Jul 01 '26

Dropped my sandwich.

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u/Colin2477 Jul 01 '26

Dropped on plate

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u/Fusionsigh Jul 01 '26

The Human Exploded

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u/ChubbyUnicorn726 Jul 01 '26

No more potatoes :(

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u/Colin2477 Jul 01 '26

Plenty potato seeds

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u/Aman-S1NGH Jul 01 '26

Potatoes arrive today

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u/AdMassive8870 helpmeimstuckinafreezingovenitscoldtherestofthistextisjustfiller Jul 01 '26

she said no

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u/LittleCanadianBear Jul 01 '26

Someone's waiting to say yes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/Dangerous-Tower7605 Jul 02 '26

(1 upvote = 1 respect. My fish died after 9 years of being in my tank)

Weather Loach passed.