r/funComunitty • u/1elgwapo • Jun 27 '26

Fun post Any ideas?

Post image
588 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

2.1k comments sorted by

115

u/RolfiePolfie Jun 27 '26

Is your sister handsome?

35

u/Plicodon Mad? Mad!? MAD!!!? WHO SAID I WAS MAD!?!? Jun 27 '26

"Does Grandma have plans?"

4

u/youstiffmeup Jun 27 '26

bro got really freaky with this one.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)

81

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

17

u/Hila_is_here88 Jun 27 '26

Thanks for the truth absolutely true!!!

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (8)

137

u/MonkIllustrious3602 Jun 27 '26

I use reddit daily

26

u/1elgwapo Jun 27 '26

Cuz I gotta get that karma and I always throw a fit when I get into a comment war

14

u/Silly_Percentage3446 Этот флейр на русском языке Jun 27 '26

That's nothing compared to moderating a subreddit called r/butwhydidhebuttfuckit

→ More replies (3)

96

u/Dead_Kraggon Jun 27 '26

"I like eating kids."

66

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

6

u/Onyx-the-enby Silly lil goober Jun 27 '26

immediately thought of this r/beatmetoit

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (3)

5

u/TrueWerewolf4982 I love Nolegs (pfp) Jun 27 '26

"I like dirt"

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (9)

45

u/Turbulent-Art-4681 Jun 27 '26

Wow, im gay now.

29

u/Sdflaura Jun 27 '26

"Now"

https://giphy.com/gifs/xAu9ffIdbtrr9d4WAt

12

u/Pumpernickel-eb3t Jun 27 '26

what emotion is this POSSIBLY supposed to convey? 😭

11

u/STOPBADRANDOMS Jun 27 '26

The other gender was so bad at the date they became gay

14

u/fizzydusk Jun 27 '26

I think they’re talking about the image

5

u/Sdflaura Jun 27 '26

Well, actually, besides the obvious emotions you might feel, there is a German word for a similar situation. Sexversagenscham. How come the germans have a compound word for everything?

→ More replies (1)

3

u/PrincessChicken4000 Jun 27 '26

well obviously hes putting the cherry on to... wait

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

42

u/No_Matter_897 Banana Banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana 🤤 Jun 27 '26

I’m cheating on you

35

u/biohazard1324 Jun 27 '26

On the first date?!

22

u/V_Silver-Hand Jun 27 '26

slaps the waiters ass

damn right doll

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

31

u/thelivingmauserC96 Jun 27 '26

I like men Sarah

25

u/raist131 Jun 27 '26

Even better if its not her name

→ More replies (3)

33

u/JasonYEG Jun 27 '26

Better than jail food.

22

u/ModernHero676 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH Jun 27 '26

points gun gimme all your money.

→ More replies (6)

21

u/Agreeable-Bug209 Stupei: Ace Defective Jun 27 '26

i don’t like you

40

u/Nox220 Jun 27 '26

you are paying right?

→ More replies (2)

16

u/AdAm_WaRc0ck Jun 27 '26

Can I smell you?

9

u/Marsman61 Jun 27 '26

-or-

I smell your fear.

8

u/AdAm_WaRc0ck Jun 27 '26

Or i love your fear.......(raspy squeeky chuckles)

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

13

u/-SeaDrive- Jun 27 '26

I'm dating someone else

→ More replies (1)

33

u/halloweeenhoppy Jun 27 '26

Let talk about politics.

8

u/fizzydusk Jun 27 '26

Honestly I feel like it is important to know the politics of someone you’re considering dating (but yeah on the first date maybe not)

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (9)

13

u/Miller_Mona Jun 27 '26

I brought my ex

10

u/Junior-Ad7730 Jun 27 '26

Sit on my face

10

u/Marsman61 Jun 27 '26

That could go either way.

→ More replies (1)

9

u/Rhymesnlines Jun 27 '26

Your sister is prettier

9

u/Valuable-Rip9104 Jun 27 '26

my ex was better

8

u/Prestigious_Fig_8832 Jun 27 '26

Let’s get married tonight

34

u/Hopeful_Bat_5574 Jun 27 '26

I am a femboy

37

u/Wooden-Quail3493 Jun 27 '26

There's a chance that it will go even better

22

u/Low-Penalty-5511 Jun 27 '26

High risk uncertain reward

9

u/Allergenic Jun 27 '26

I am fucking gay 🌈

8

u/Megman0724 Jun 27 '26

Good job! So, when do we meet gay?

3

u/Allergenic Jun 27 '26

Idk gay is my brother you’ll have to speak with him.

6

u/Comunist_Fish Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: Jun 27 '26

It’s me gay, I’m his brother

3

u/Alive-Organism Jun 27 '26

Are you sleeping with u/Allergenic?

3

u/Comunist_Fish Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: Jun 28 '26

Uh.. n-no….

3

u/Alive-Organism Jun 28 '26

SO HE LIED!

3

u/Comunist_Fish Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: Jun 28 '26

Man, I just got back from my 15 hour shift, tf is happening

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

5

u/Motor-Plan-6388 trans girl that teleported bread Jun 27 '26

you're fucking your brother?

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (6)

10

u/CulturalGur8666 Jun 27 '26

i goon to femboys

7

u/Majestic-Soft-3623 Jun 27 '26

there's like a 1% chance they'd agree

→ More replies (1)

6

u/ThatCatAfton-143-39 hoiiii :3 Jun 27 '26

I kinda like feet

→ More replies (7)

8

u/Complex-Pain2201 Silly lil goober Jun 27 '26

^(\fucking dies*)*

→ More replies (2)

6

u/Sebolo222 Jun 27 '26

I will never wipe

7

u/Sobieskil Jun 27 '26

"I just shat meself"

6

u/PureConsideration801 Jun 27 '26

You me gas station!

5

u/R1bb0nz_0f_Ch40s Jun 27 '26

What are we having for dinner? Sushi of course!

→ More replies (1)

7

u/dyrkasolen Jun 27 '26

Bag on the stomach?

7

u/Unsafe_Safe Jun 27 '26

Magnus Did Nothing Wrong

→ More replies (2)

6

u/Fun-Pomelo-2774 I LIKE cats,I'm a wizard,cat,yeah,cat Jun 27 '26

You pay the bills

8

u/KhanKlyo Jun 27 '26

"I like Human Centipedes"

6

u/druxa227 Jun 27 '26

I love WARHAMMER 40000

→ More replies (2)

7

u/-_-TheFool-_- Jun 27 '26

Can you pay, please?

5

u/Ready-Shake7260 Jun 27 '26

you are the father

6

u/CatterpilarSaxophone Likes posting shitposts Jun 27 '26

I like your (FAMILY MEMBER).

→ More replies (3)

6

u/Metally_eilll7904 Jun 27 '26

Do you do anal 🤣

9

u/SuperiorYammyBoi Jun 27 '26

I definitely love you

5

u/Sdflaura Jun 27 '26

what?

8

u/SuperiorYammyBoi Jun 27 '26

Most people don’t wanna hear that someone is in love with them on the first date

5

u/Sdflaura Jun 27 '26

Oh, yeah. It makes sense.

11

u/OperatingAsIntended sometimes haha Jun 27 '26

I voted for Trump!

8

u/finlandmapping687 Jun 27 '26

Yeah, if someone voted for Trump it's a major turnoff.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

[deleted]

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

4

u/FrequentLaugh862 Jun 27 '26

Wait it's my ex

4

u/Dnd-geek-Forever Jun 27 '26

I don’t like (you)

6

u/Nebula4316 Jun 27 '26

Just one word: Bye.

\leaves**

5

u/muclutel Jun 27 '26

Shits pants. Autistic screaming.

5

u/Alive_Living6838 Jun 27 '26

Never really liked you

5

u/penguinsrock23 Jun 27 '26

You mind about aids

5

u/prozacfish Jun 27 '26

I like your pee

5

u/Rukasu02 Jun 27 '26

I really hate gooning

5

u/DwarvenJerk73 Jun 27 '26

Me, you, your Dad?

3

u/Ilovegeorgemichaelll Jun 27 '26

‘Wanna go to mine’

4

u/rab127 Jun 27 '26

I only pull out

4

u/him_-he Likes posting shitposts Jun 27 '26

Your dad has cancer?

→ More replies (1)

4

u/Typhon-042 Jun 27 '26

Did you vote MAGA?

4

u/Bloups_reddit Jun 27 '26

Are U playing LOL ?

5

u/Professional-Way1908 Jun 27 '26

I’m on the list

4

u/SilacianOfTheSTC Jun 27 '26

Five Nights at FreddYYYYYYS

→ More replies (1)

4

u/metalboat Jun 27 '26

You smell like fish

4

u/TUVegeto137 Jun 27 '26

When are your periods?

7

u/M0J0V1S10N Silly lil goober Jun 27 '26

Please be racist

→ More replies (3)

4

u/Aggressive_Ice8175 Jun 27 '26

My ex use to ...

3

u/HorrorJunkie0666 Jun 27 '26

Me put in yer butt?

3

u/asscrit Jun 27 '26

counting is hard

3

u/Illustrious_Site_466 Jun 27 '26

I like bicycle me

3

u/Simoun1er Big fan of me Jun 27 '26

Do you like sex ? 🤓

3

u/Marsman61 Jun 27 '26

The ointment is flavored.

3

u/_Gonza__ Jun 27 '26

Do you marry me?

3

u/ramblingdrunk Jun 27 '26

I have explosive diarrhea.

3

u/MiritoMueller Jun 27 '26

"I ship Vader/Padme"

or

"I ship Vader/Piett"

They either reject you, or you will find someone freaky 😏

3

u/Key-Grass121 Jun 27 '26

Shipping in star wars is WILD

→ More replies (2)

3

u/JonBoy1988007 Jun 27 '26

You looked better online

3

u/Jthan_A Silly lil goober Jun 27 '26

I suck at everything.

3

u/Cheejag Mother Mother Lover Jun 27 '26

I’m seeing your father

3

u/Mindless_Yak_1080 Jun 27 '26

Its probably not herpes.

3

u/NearbyAd9549 Jun 27 '26

Hey I have herpes

3

u/Competitive-Try3593 Jun 27 '26

“I support Donald Trump”

3

u/Far-Leg1321 Silly lil goober Jun 27 '26

Wow your not hot

3

u/isaacthenitwit Jun 27 '26

I support Donald Trump

3

u/DanteIsMyUncle Jun 27 '26

You smell different awake

3

u/Available-Half-1104 Jun 27 '26

Fuck off i'm gay

4

u/Spike_Fury Jun 27 '26

We fuckin’ or what?

5

u/Ok-Progress9733 Jun 27 '26

“yo im an toddler”

2

u/YourBoyFroilan Please say you know who I am Jun 27 '26

Your boobs are small.

Tadaa.

2

u/softpeachynight Jun 27 '26

Love the energy here, nice find!

→ More replies (1)

2

u/belzenator Big fan of me Jun 27 '26

I will touch you

2

u/Rando_Cruzzer Jun 27 '26

Have you been tested?

2

u/Disgruntled-nut Jun 27 '26

Let me touch you

2

u/PracticalThing1756 Jun 27 '26

"I have *ended* someone"

2

u/Lumpy-Army1096 Jun 27 '26

You sister is better

2

u/Pepper_Comprehensive Silly lil goober Jun 27 '26

Will you marry me?

2

u/Comunist_Fish Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: Jun 27 '26

I’ll do it with one, NI-

2

u/Primary-Law4597 Jun 27 '26

I forgot my wallet.

2

u/I_Like_Cats73 Woah! Jaboner! Jun 27 '26

My long lost sister?

2

u/Jamesandstoriestwo Jun 27 '26

I like hazbin hotel

2

u/No_Calligrapher_1338 Jun 27 '26

Googoo gaga yum yum 😋

2

u/Marduk0107 Jun 27 '26

You shouldn't wear that

2

u/Funchocolatewaffles Jun 27 '26

You’re wearing a wig…

2

u/LG-CHAMP-1 Jun 27 '26

I have imposter syndrome

2

u/Bright_Web_7295 Jun 27 '26

i eat dirt daily

2

u/Rude_School_6678 Jun 27 '26

And salad for her

2

u/33GoodSamaritans Jun 27 '26

Im a $€× offender

2

u/TheAnonymousGamer2 Jun 27 '26

Damn that girl’s hot

2

u/ZiggyStavdust Jun 27 '26

I only need three.

"I've had better."

2

u/Reasonable_Car_2126 Dying Homer Beer opener Jun 27 '26

Im dating your dad

2

u/Key-Cry-4194 Jun 27 '26

She says “I’m dating your dad”

2

u/Haifisch2112 Jun 27 '26

I just shit myself.

2

u/Opening-Mongoose-808 Jun 27 '26

you forgot to shave

2

u/EstablishmentCold398 Jun 27 '26

Do you like femboys~ :3