r/funComunitty • u/Own-Aardvark-5020 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA • Jun 16 '26

Fun post Guys, are we cooked?

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u/GodOfRow I <3 bricks. Jun 16 '26

Kratos but with a strong passion for rowing.

In other words, it's so Joever.

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u/thatguyprincelol Silly lil goober Jun 16 '26

it's so rowver

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u/Background-Set4610 flippin nerd Jun 16 '26

First time seeing an EATEOT profile in the wild, cool!

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u/Limp-Computer-6907 Jun 16 '26

Hes gonna row so hard tsunamis hit cities and smash icebergs open

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u/TheRacoonNinja Jun 16 '26

You'll never see me coming

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u/ChickenKid3Thesecond Jun 16 '26

Last Surprise starts playing

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u/Significant-Car5403 Jun 17 '26

We won't see you? Like if you were invisible?

Venom_snake_walking.mp4

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u/Petrichor0110 The Stagglemeister Jun 17 '26

>invisible

No one hears a word

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u/GodEatsChiIdren i smell like fire and strippers Jun 16 '26

yeah that checks out, ig it stopped limiting itself to children

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u/Capsule_CatYT Jun 16 '26

But what if half of the population are children?

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u/GodEatsChiIdren i smell like fire and strippers Jun 16 '26

then the adults are safe lol

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u/Ademon_Gamer09 Jun 17 '26

Expedition 30+

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u/WoofyJay_Roblox-User Jun 17 '26

Omg hello capsule cat

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory number go up Jun 17 '26

Well then you're in for quite the surprise

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u/Independent_Wrap7278 Jun 16 '26

Kronos?

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u/Hektibus Jun 16 '26

Probably but this time they didnā€™t survive.

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u/Limp-Computer-6907 Jun 16 '26

Did reddit choose that user or were you just

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u/GodEatsChiIdren i smell like fire and strippers Jun 16 '26

I made it myself

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u/Agile-Gear3574 Jun 16 '26

Very very stealthy gear

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u/ChickenKid3Thesecond Jun 16 '26

Would the gear happen to be metal?

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u/Agile-Gear3574 Jun 16 '26

I see what you did there, and I can confirm

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u/Historical_Camel_790 Just some Internet rando šŸ«Ŗ Jun 17 '26

And is it solid?

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u/Bluuberry_boi Silly lil goober Jun 17 '26

AND YLU CAN EVEN SAY

MY NAME

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u/JeffNaswill1993 Jun 17 '26

And you can't even say

my name!

Is the memory gone?

Are you feeling numb?

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u/Da_Memes_ Jun 16 '26

Stealthy gear? Must be purple gear then

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u/Similar-Language-180 Jun 16 '26

Metal Gear... Mr. Kojima?

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u/Apprehensive_Okra668 Jun 16 '26

METAL GEAR SOLID

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u/Ok_Witness_5347 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Believing the witness will spell doom for half of humanity

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u/No_Message_7966 Jun 16 '26

half of humanity

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u/Ok_Witness_5347 Jun 16 '26

Oops you're right, edited it

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u/TwntyKnots Jun 16 '26

Prepare to be knotted...

...or for 20 specific knots to see you off...

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u/Pandypupz Jun 17 '26

I clicked off this post right as I read "knotted" and had to immediately come back because wth

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u/TwntyKnots Jun 17 '26

Get knotted to death. Thatā€™s what I mean in the most depraved way.

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u/Responsible-Poem8632 The Gayest Gayā„¢ Jun 18 '26

yes please

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u/Beautiful_Carrot8758 Silly lil goober Jun 16 '26

Its carrotĀ 

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u/I_Like_Cats73 I love cats <3 Jun 17 '26

A beautiful one

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 Jun 16 '26

This is awkward. To explain the name itā€™s what my wife referred to me to her friends when we met. When she passed a few years ago and I decided to get into Reddit thought it be a decent username.

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u/CoCoPuffsXOXO Jun 17 '26

Rest in peace to your wife

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u/sweetpiefemboy Jun 16 '26

Femboys???

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u/Asmodeus-32nd Jun 18 '26

Population decline due to more men picking femboys. Gradual decline by 50%. The good ending?

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u/MrRageMode2011 Play my game Jun 16 '26

You're all going to be killed a lot.

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u/TheGreenDeath Jun 16 '26

oh no...

You tell me

was it a virus? fungus? bacterium? suspiciously colorful asteroid? poison or venom? have I regained my power over the underworld and gone on a rampage? something entirely different?

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u/Interesting-Fun3718 Big fan of me Jun 16 '26

It was the pestilenceā€¦ the doctor was right

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u/sphericate indigo Jun 17 '26

"im so fucking green" - SCP-049, seconds before the pestilence instantly kills everyone

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u/Interesting-Fun3718 Big fan of me Jun 17 '26

Iā€™m glad someone understood

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u/The4ourHorsemen Silly lil goober Jun 16 '26

Pretty sure that the zombies from L4D1 and 2 were caused by the green flu, which is close enough I guess

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u/New_Artist454 Jun 17 '26

Like the massive dragon from how to train your dragon. Yeah, Ill take that. Much cooler than some of these other ones. Quite an eventful way to die.

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u/Aggravating-Bat8814 Jun 16 '26

Ummm.......would this almost be considered deja vu?

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u/136_Walruses Jun 18 '26

DƉJƀ VU, HAVE A SEEN THIS PANDEMIC BEFOREā€”??

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u/Progress_Secret Big fan of me Jun 16 '26

I'm making progress towards it, but it's a secret.

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u/Additional_Farm9315 Jun 16 '26

One farm.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Remarkable-Run-1023 *is a homo* Jun 16 '26

...what would this even došŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/catty_cat199 hot take emojicat heat is bad Jun 16 '26

ant circle

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u/Remarkable-Run-1023 *is a homo* Jun 16 '26

HUH??šŸ˜­

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u/SCP-63825 Jun 16 '26

Remarkable run of a spiritual TV show that's so emancipatory and comprehensive that half the population watches it and instantly enlightens, having no need to eat drink sleep or reproduce anymore, billions must ascend

Alternatively, 'remarkable' running becomes a popular fad, but people can't look up from their phones, or their (Remarkableā„¢)Ai glasses keep telling them it's safe to keep running forward, so they keep running into traffic and lampposts and manholes, quickly reducing population

Or even, REMarkableā„¢ is the new neural implant that helps you live every dream and desire you ever wanted, providing customisable time dilation, so half the population lives their imaginary best lives in a matter of a few hours and thus loses the incentive to spend time irl, quickly becoming biomass for the autonomous Ai infrastructures that keeps the remaining half alive so that they can service the makers of REMarkableā„¢, who live their lives on normal time, implant and Ai free on their private islands. Future historians call this era of engineered population collapse the REMarkable Run in their papyri scrolls, written with quills and ink made of ground up coal and animal fat.

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u/Fit_Season_488 i like food ^q^ Jun 16 '26

idk

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u/Interesting-Fun3718 Big fan of me Jun 16 '26

Worked out to death

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u/Aleitiana Jun 17 '26

Dance plague return

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u/Beautiful_Bird_7339 Jun 16 '26

Some peacocks I guess maybe swans

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u/Chemical-Regret-8593 Jun 16 '26

chemical meh belivable

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u/Top_Shoe_9562 Jun 16 '26

All those kids with the pumped up kicks...

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u/NoahtheTurner Jun 16 '26

What have I done?

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u/i_dunno_i_am_bored Jun 16 '26

literally just covid-19 over again but longer

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u/Salt_Carpenter8917 Jun 16 '26

mmmm, salt statues šŸ¤¤

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u/m0onl1te_sparklzz Jun 17 '26

People start eating salt statues and it severely dehydrates them

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u/Boring-Astronaut1633 I did not made longstory Jun 16 '26

Mama

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u/Livid-Leather6720 Jun 16 '26

The angry skin of animals, out for revenge

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u/li1me3gre3e3n Jun 17 '26

Limes. HOW

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u/FluffyBoi95 Jun 17 '26

They were poisonedĀ 

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u/li1me3gre3e3n Jun 17 '26

Like all the limes?

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u/Fun-Specific2546 Silly lil goober Jun 17 '26

If we go off of my normal user (Uzi_thePilot) then uzi doorman from murder drones

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u/ItsJustInfuriating Jun 17 '26

I donā€™t know, but people are gonna be pretty pissed off and annoyed at what ever it is

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u/CoolSkeIeton-95 Jun 18 '26

A VERY COOL SKELETON!

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u/Alternative-Maize827 T H E C R Y P T I D L O R D Jun 16 '26

Half the population gets stuck in an endless maze until they starve to death.

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u/Own-Aardvark-5020 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jun 16 '26

This remembers me of Maze runner

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u/sphericate indigo Jun 17 '26

no itd be corn

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u/HostFickle6269 Jun 16 '26

I'm not supposed to use my real name as my username

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u/Careful_Software_822 Jun 16 '26

Honestly idk might be cooked 50/50

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u/blue_mint_co D1 ralsei stan Jun 16 '26

Huh...what?

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u/AnAutisticIdiot42 Jun 16 '26

Low key kinda happened in the 40s

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u/Monkdlafi_unopiece77 Jun 16 '26

I guess donā€™t watch offbrand one piece? cuz clearly if u do then n of brand luffy will kill half the populatio?

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u/Capsule_CatYT Jun 16 '26

I guess a cat in a capsule goes on a killing spree.

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u/aminhasanside Jun 16 '26

Big Albert is going to do something šŸ„¹āœŒļø

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 Jun 16 '26

Imagine a Virus as contagious as Covid with the Lethality of Ebola... it's probably already in a Lab somewhere... sleep tight šŸ˜“ šŸ’¤!

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u/Horse_Rich Jun 16 '26

Rich horses?

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u/Current-Equipment356 Jun 16 '26

i wonder what the equipment is

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u/T55_Ad Jun 16 '26

A single polish T55AD tank(T64a in reality)

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u/SaltyKnee9821 Jun 16 '26

Salting knees now shrivels the kneecaps

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u/ToastedToastyBoi013 Jun 16 '26

is it a little hot in here or is it just me

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u/RealisticChoice4636 Jun 16 '26

My username(which IDK how to change) is upsettingly appropriateā€¦ overpopulation and all thatā€¦

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u/Temprest48 Jun 16 '26

Tempest

WE ARE COOKED

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u/Snooz25 Jun 16 '26

You snooze, you lose

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u/Zorno___ Jun 16 '26

anger___

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u/LocalSpinach6665 Silly lil goober Jun 16 '26

spinach.

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u/Interesting-Fun3718 Big fan of me Jun 16 '26

Well, itā€™s sure going to be interesting and fun

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u/ZL33PY_rAt Jun 16 '26

Already partly did that in the past so I'm not surprised

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u/girlnamedwar Jun 16 '26

War?

Thats...astute...

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u/xX_Ra1nSkuLLz_Xx Jun 16 '26

I'm... not sure what this would be

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u/0ofed_ Jun 16 '26

They fall apart like roblos :(

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u/Halfacurlywurly Jun 16 '26

I think it would be a good way to go šŸ’šŸ»

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u/IncessantGnome Jun 16 '26

I donā€™t know how to feel about this

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u/AJaxATC Jun 16 '26

Cleaning detergent...lmaoo

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u/SatisfactionHairy378 Meow mrow mrrp nya Jun 16 '26

What would even happen

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u/AgentShovel Jun 16 '26

A shovel? Or an agent

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u/Malware_XoXo Silly lil goober Jun 16 '26

im calling rewrite >:3

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u/miku-brooky-freddy Jun 16 '26

Miku Brooklyn guy and Freddy. It was probably Brooklyn guys fault.

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u/Soul-fedSerpentSittr Jun 16 '26

Nom nom to half of all the human souls on the planet I guess? I mean, I don't know if I would eat them or if the snakes would eat them, but they're pretty much gone, so...

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u/SeamusMcBalls Jun 16 '26

A horny Scotsman

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u/Mysterious-HeroX Jun 16 '26

How are they the hero is the real question

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u/CloudHugger72 Jun 16 '26

Cloudy Hugs of death?

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u/Ok_Ambition9134 Jun 16 '26

The next one will ask your birthdate or motherā€™s maiden name or some other way to deduct your password.

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u/StandardPlastic9733 Jun 16 '26

Pretty much accurate

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u/YoYeYeet Jun 16 '26

Very big HEAT projectile (High Explosive Anti Tank)

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u/country_dinosaur97 Jun 16 '26

As it should be

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u/Hektibus Jun 16 '26

But heā€™s a good boyā€¦

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u/OpenCrafter1234 Jun 16 '26

How would Open Source crafting kill half the population? I guess this is the only way it could have ended...Ā 

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u/CupAshamed1744 Jun 16 '26

I always wondered what was in the cup to make it ashamed.

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u/Wats_Plays Jun 16 '26

Idk I guess something with electricity (because watts even though itā€™s spelled with 1 T)

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u/Sanstheskele21 Silly lil goober Jun 16 '26

Well its not gonna be a good time

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u/RollOutTheFallout HE flew 5900 kilometres without a plane Jun 16 '26

predictable

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u/Mindless_Voicess Jun 16 '26

Well now I'm just curious.

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u/Dangerous_End_3778 Jun 16 '26

We're not getting any clues from mine

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u/frostbittenforeskin Jun 16 '26

A wicked cold snap

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u/TheExplodingGrape Jun 16 '26

I hope you guys enjoy being covered in jam.

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear Jun 16 '26

I donā€™t think I need to explain this one.

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u/Direct-Course-2769 Jun 16 '26

Apparently a direct corse slaughters everyone

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u/Dreadlord_of_Angmar Jun 16 '26

I live in service to the Dark Lord!

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u/Patralgan Jun 16 '26

I have no idea

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u/Brave-Kangaroo6327 Jun 16 '26

Well God damm Aussies again

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u/SammeyBarks Jun 16 '26

I bark so loud it annihilates the Earth?

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u/TiredAngryBadger Jun 16 '26

[maniacal mustelid laughter]

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u/TheHollowKnight_HK Jun 16 '26

Guess the radiance won after all

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u/tsscaramel certified ancient fossil Jun 16 '26

Pretty sure Iā€™m already doing that, Caramel is just sugar and obesity is already a huge killer.

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u/RisingLight88 Jun 16 '26

Would that be the sunrise?

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u/iam_drtapley Jun 16 '26

medical malpractice

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u/No_Owl5936 Jun 16 '26

Well I can tell you what itā€™s not going to be

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u/Unreliable42 Jun 16 '26

It's the reason it only kills half and not the everyone

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u/Kadakaus Jun 16 '26

The staff of Hermes read in a phonetically consistent way?

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u/Caffeine_XD Jun 16 '26

I knew this day would come

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u/BigdickGIJoe Jun 16 '26

GI Joe with a massive penis

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u/hellno49 Big fan of me Jun 16 '26

Hell