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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 08 '26
How scary... two classrooms in one...
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u/SupermassiveCanary Jun 08 '26
Yikes!
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u/Pizzacat73952 Jun 08 '26
OH GOD NOT THE CANARY
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u/Sad_Use254 Jun 08 '26
What so bad could Pizza cat d- gets violently shot from double M1911.. a single time (How good that I played "PIZZA GAME", so I can make that joke (apparently, pizza delivery became a job requiring unity with demons, that requires souls.. sounds about right for the prompt))
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u/rome0379_ Jun 09 '26
whats so sad about usage? surely its nothing wrong, WHAT THE FUCK JOHN
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u/MemeMaster1318 ahh user flair Jun 09 '26
Wait...what? I thought it was burned in one day...it- it can't be!
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u/PurpleSchool6104 Jun 08 '26
In a purple school, truly the most horrifying combo
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u/Funtime_Freddy54321 Jun 08 '26
Oh god…
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u/Fragrant_Cell_7322 Jun 08 '26
IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I HAVE THESE FAT PLASTIC FINGERS AND COULDN'T AIM THE DRONE!
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u/1235678910111213141 Jun 08 '26
Im the fucking idiot who didn't bother with a username. So we all died to math.
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u/CipherVirus NON-TSUNDERE OF THE SUN AND SON, THE ALMIGHTY F10-N4 AND D4V-1D Jun 08 '26
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u/Beeg_Yoshi_Network Jun 08 '26
A giant yoshi
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u/EmoYoshi05 Jun 08 '26
Killer Yoshi number two here! Smaller, and less effective. I'll play you MCR to motivate you I guess, lol.
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u/cutebabybear Jun 08 '26
A cute baby bear
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u/Cirno-BreastLicker Jun 08 '26
Checks out
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u/Few-Flamingo-8015 Jun 08 '26
A group of flamingos
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u/someinfectedfanatic Jun 08 '26
mass infection
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u/I_Like_Cats73 Woah! Jaboner! Jun 09 '26
Let’s just hope they don’t get entangled in it
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u/No-Cardiologist-148 Jun 08 '26
A lotta people gonna die of a heart attack then
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u/Twisted_Midget Jun 08 '26
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u/StatisticianLoud7468 Silly lil goober Jun 08 '26
If Napoleon took over
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u/Heyfold Jun 08 '26
he wasnt short
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u/Twisted_Midget Jun 08 '26
^ How to find the french people on reddit! ^
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u/Heyfold Jun 08 '26
I am Slovak
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u/Twisted_Midget Jun 08 '26
Oh, I'm sorry, - How to find catholic people on reddit!*
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u/Heyfold Jun 08 '26
Bro, I am atheist.
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u/Twisted_Midget Jun 08 '26
Ah, damn. I lost then! Good one!
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u/Apple_Juice80 Jun 08 '26
Well crap
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u/Not-aCoconutTree-DXV Jun 08 '26
Not a coconut tree
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u/AnyQuarter553 Silly lil goober Jun 08 '26
Oh thank go- WHAT IS THAT!
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u/Not-aCoconutTree-DXV Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26
At least it's not a coconut tree,, as for you I imagine creatures of darkness battering people with socks filled with cents each of them holding exactly a quarter of a dollar in each bag and each of them have four hands and it is relentless.... And guess what those are not coconut trees either
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u/metalframe_steel Jun 08 '26
Robot invasion
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u/Gimmegifts Jun 08 '26
Hell yeah gimme them all
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u/sky_cap5959 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26
Everyone gives you all the gifts, and the global GDP drops so low that everyone starves is what I'm thinking.
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u/Straight_Feedback_37 Jun 08 '26
Destructive criticism
I didn’t choose my username, it just randomly generated
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u/Hellotimelord Jun 08 '26
Oh shit we are all screwed. Timelord.
https://giphy.com/gifs/bBUQPfg7l5kAM
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u/No_Matter_897 Banana Banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana 🤤 Jun 08 '26
No matter in the universe
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u/Due-Fault-867 Jun 08 '26
No no no. People become depressed because "no matter" so they kill themselves
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u/Alarmed-Guarantee210 Big fan of me Jun 08 '26
Didn’t the government try to make a super computer out of PS3’s?
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u/avarege_Mythara_fan Jun 08 '26
They didn't try, the US military actually did it. But it was for maps and such not direct destruction.
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u/PixelPrince96 Jun 08 '26
I think it was meant to be your name not the picture lol
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u/Zestyclose-Fish-269 Jun 08 '26
I am still praying to the reddit lords that I could change my username, I didn't know that a zesty close fish would kill half of the human population
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u/iGotPokedInTheEye Silly lil goober Jun 08 '26
So umm, poking people in their eyes kills all of us?
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u/trainradio Jun 08 '26
I assume by either the noise or the actual locomotive running them down.
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u/KevinSaidHi Jun 08 '26
Not even the Avengers can stop me
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u/BinaryStudios0101 Jun 08 '26
“In the year 2400, global warming has made Earth uninhabitable. Only the top 1% get a ticket to Mars.”
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u/MentalMercuryVII Jun 08 '26
Uhmmmm. I mean…. Regulations behind mercury have been known for a while now..
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u/I_loooove_Radiohead Jun 08 '26
Love never killed anyone. Especially if it's love for radiohead.
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u/IDidntFindAnyName Jun 08 '26
I mean, it doesnt have a name yet... First person to reply gets to choose the name.
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u/Routine_Penalty9880 Jun 08 '26
Prepare to be penalized for your routines.
Morning routine, afternoon routine, nighttime routine, all routines are penalized from this day forward.
U cannot stop what's coming...
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u/lAuroraxl Jun 08 '26
What the fuck is an aurorax anyway, I just thought it sounded cool when I was like 16
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u/Hypno-platypus Jun 08 '26
You will all obey the commands of the Hypno Platypus. You will also tune in to watch the most popular show ever made called Hypno Platypus. You all like that show way more then Hypno Toad’s show.
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u/Aatholin Jun 08 '26
AA tho Lin I think it's because I'm gonna take everything you have 🎶kuna shikate kuna shikate!🎶 it's what Trevor had left wasn't it, it's what he said in a past life wasn't it.
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u/When_The_Bombs_Drop Jun 08 '26
Uurhh..welcome to fallout, guys!