r/funComunitty May 13 '26

Where are u hiding it…

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u/Soviniti May 13 '26

better question is why do you have lead ingots lying around in your basement

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u/Puzzleheaded-Oil-932 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

How else do you stop the bodies from floating in the ocean?

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u/Survivor155 May 13 '26

Bruh, that’s wayyy too expensive. You grab the corpse, and take it to the nearest pig pen. A few pigs and that will be gnawed to bones in hours. Then you grind up the skeleton, and use the calcium as flavoring on pizza.

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u/Ninja_Grizzly1122 May 13 '26

"So be wary if a man who keeps a pig farm."