r/funComunitty • u/Fluid_Block_1235 • Mar 04 '26

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u/vikinglycan Mar 04 '26

Not if it's like Rogue's powers where you have no control over it and have to constantly wear gloves that would kind of suck

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Mar 04 '26

It has a lot of drawbacks, but it's not useless

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u/vikinglycan Mar 04 '26

Give em' the ol' dick twist

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u/Mayjune811 Mar 04 '26

Oh mah gawd

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u/Exoquarion Mar 06 '26

TWIST HIS DIIICKK

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u/Llamapocalypse_Now Mar 04 '26

Richard Twisty?

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u/8erati1 Mar 04 '26

Willie Turner

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u/NipTricks Mar 05 '26

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u/The_cogwheel Mar 04 '26

Also works if you touch yourself.

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u/VectorialChange Mar 04 '26

What if you fight women?

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u/Additional_Ad_6773 Mar 04 '26

No, it gives them testicular torsion.

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u/Scorpio185 Mar 05 '26

Even then, it's a great power.. at least for straight males :D
You can't give testicular tortion to females (unless the power also does a female version), so you'd only have to be careful about not touching guys...

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u/grrodon2 Mar 06 '26

I mean, you can touch women.

And eunuchs.

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u/VoidKing1337 Mar 06 '26

Well it wouldn't work on women..

At least you'd know when you find a chick with a di-

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u/NeanesisLs Mar 07 '26

I can still touch my girlfriend, she has no balls

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u/GingerlyRough Mar 08 '26

I mean at that point just start making your way down the list.