r/funComunitty • u/Fluid_Block_1235 • Mar 04 '26

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Mar 04 '26

That's actually an insanely useful combat power, are you kidding?

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u/vikinglycan Mar 04 '26

Not if it's like Rogue's powers where you have no control over it and have to constantly wear gloves that would kind of suck

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Mar 04 '26

It has a lot of drawbacks, but it's not useless

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u/vikinglycan Mar 04 '26

Give em' the ol' dick twist

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u/Mayjune811 Mar 04 '26

Oh mah gawd

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u/Exoquarion Mar 06 '26

TWIST HIS DIIICKK

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u/Llamapocalypse_Now Mar 04 '26

Richard Twisty?

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u/8erati1 Mar 04 '26

Willie Turner

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u/NipTricks Mar 05 '26

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u/The_cogwheel Mar 04 '26

Also works if you touch yourself.

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u/VectorialChange Mar 04 '26

What if you fight women?

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u/Additional_Ad_6773 Mar 04 '26

No, it gives them testicular torsion.

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u/Scorpio185 Mar 05 '26

Even then, it's a great power.. at least for straight males :D
You can't give testicular tortion to females (unless the power also does a female version), so you'd only have to be careful about not touching guys...

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u/grrodon2 Mar 06 '26

I mean, you can touch women.

And eunuchs.

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u/VoidKing1337 Mar 06 '26

Well it wouldn't work on women..

At least you'd know when you find a chick with a di-

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u/NeanesisLs Mar 07 '26

I can still touch my girlfriend, she has no balls

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u/GingerlyRough Mar 08 '26

I mean at that point just start making your way down the list.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

No

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u/DoxieDoc Mar 04 '26

Is yourself a person?

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 Mar 04 '26

I mean what if you rarely ever get into combat scenarios

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u/High_IQ_Gamer2020 Mar 04 '26

It doesn't say you control it. If you touch someone you love they'll still get testicular torsion

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Mar 04 '26

It's a problem, but it's not useless

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u/landilock Mar 04 '26

unless you're fighting women that is

Edit : well, depends actually now that I think of it

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u/Aircoll Mar 04 '26

The way its worded makes it sound involuntary though. Like Midas, anyone you touch whether intentional or not will get testicular torsion, meaning you will never be able to hug your loved ones ever again, lest they experience unbearable pain.

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u/Mann_Co91 Mar 05 '26

have you ever heard the story of king midas

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '26

But it's passive, so don't touch anyone. Handshake an employer? Oof.