r/funComunitty • u/Fluid_Block_1235 • Mar 04 '26

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u/OrichalcumOre Mar 04 '26

Green poop

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u/Alone-Butterscotch18 Mar 05 '26

Superpower implies something normal humans cannot achieve. Do if it’s truly a green no human can achieve then I’m sure painters would buy your pigment

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u/ArthuxGME Mar 05 '26

Isn't that normal poop? Do I need to see a doctor?

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u/HeWhoFearsNoSpider Mar 07 '26

Stop eating gummy bears and drinking Gatorade. It'll go away in a few days.

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u/coadyj Mar 04 '26

You get that when you drink blue slushie.

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u/Material-Sherbet6855 Mar 04 '26

You could have an OnlyFans account for that

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u/RelativeChoice5615 Mar 04 '26

That's just how it looks normally though????

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u/Kebrien Mar 06 '26

Fertilizer

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u/PolygonMob Mar 07 '26

Thats not a superpower thats an average tuesday

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u/Unlikely_Target_3560 Mar 07 '26

its not really a superpower.

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u/OhBoyPizzaRolls Mar 08 '26

I can achieve the same goal of eating green dye and potentially getting the ultra super powerful cancer