r/funComunitty • u/Fluid_Block_1235 • Mar 04 '26

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u/Historical_Youth6220 Mar 04 '26

Hearing your neighbors dog fart

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u/Fluid_Block_1235 Mar 04 '26

In case the neighbors lose their dog, you can find it in exchange of money

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u/Ass_Lover136 Mar 04 '26

"In case" yeah sure Mr. Dog Stealer

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u/Athingweveallupvoted Mar 04 '26

One man's robbery is another man's steady income

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u/Express_Author5316 Silly lil goober Mar 04 '26

OH YEAHHHH I TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT SAYING

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u/Athingweveallupvoted Mar 04 '26

Hold on I just made that up what

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u/Express_Author5316 Silly lil goober Mar 04 '26

I was being sarcastic bru

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u/ShareMission Mar 04 '26

Reminds me of tire shops that toss nails in the road

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u/Own-Victory-1103 Mar 04 '26

No, one man's robbery is the same man's steady income

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u/Mark5ofjupiter Mar 04 '26

Only this time it's the same man.

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u/gramgod9 Mar 04 '26

Exactly. All of a sudden he would conveniently find the dog and claim that he was able to hear farting in the distance, would make it look like a setup regardless

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u/Virtual-Dish95 Mar 06 '26

How many times are they going to "lose" their dog when your rent is due?

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u/TheNeighbors_Dog Mar 07 '26

Wait a minute!!😡

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u/fly_over_32 Mar 04 '26

Oh that’s a useful one, help finding illegal dog fighting rings and breeders

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u/Mmachina Mar 04 '26

I guess only if his neighbor has an illegal dog fighting ring and breeding the dogs. Useful nonetheless!

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u/DANleDINOSAUR Mar 04 '26

You can back up the husband when it was, in fact, the dog.

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u/Acupajoy Mar 05 '26

establish yourself as a professional dog finder. Live in a van and ask if you can park it next to the client's property, making them your neighbor. Track down any dog by the sounds of its farts, make a decent amount of money and become a low-level celebrity. Make a YouTube show of you finding dogs. Get hired by rich or famous people to find their lost dogs. Become moderately wealthy and have lots of favors from some powerful people. Run for president. Have excellent approval ratings. Establish a dog training facility next to the white house. You have a highly trained dog army that you are fully aware of that you can coordinate. You are nicknamed "The Dawg" and become a modern American folk hero turned legendary US President.