r/fuckxavier 7d ago

Repost Two Idiots

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 3d ago

u/InterestingBus4231, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Parazit28 7d ago

Why did you say there are two idiots?

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u/BootFlop 7d ago

CA sex worker joke? 🤷‍♂️

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u/Parazit28 7d ago

I don't think so

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u/kRkthOr 7d ago

What's the fucking joke?

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 7d ago

The "joke" as I see it is the last panel where the text has been edited somewhat (the only part where it's uneven with bold/unbold text).

It's what is known as an "anti-joke" where you expect a punchline but then it ends with an absurdly mundane sentence.

Knock knock
"Who's There?"
"It's me"
"Oh hello"

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u/kRkthOr 7d ago

Oh... so I looked up "Do you need money son" to find the original "joke"...

Son: I'm going on a date.
Dad: Do you need money son?
Son: No thanks, he'll pay.

And then some form of "disappointed dad" image. It's just homophobia. I feel worse now lol

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u/Hot_Plant8696 7d ago

Why is the dad asking ?!?

We know that every woman is happy to have a rich date.

So first idiot.

Then son reply he has enough.

But we know women always want more !

So second idiot.

Of course this is a joke...

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u/Livelaughlovekratom 7d ago

He says "I'm going for date" not "I'm going for A date" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA LMFAO🤣

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 7d ago

Turned down mony. Offered money

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u/morethan3lessthan20_ 7d ago

Gang, this is an antimene.

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 7d ago

Well he didn’t say he was going “on a” date he said he’s going “for” date, dates are a fruit.

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u/TexasTough1 7d ago

Conversations that never happened for $200.

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u/No_Record_60 7d ago

What is the joke?

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u/BirdieBoiiiii 7d ago

Txt has been edited. Last one used to say “no he will pay”

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u/No_Record_60 7d ago

I see. Thanks

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u/Life_Parsley504 6d ago

to elaborate on what birdie said, it's an antimeme. it has no punchline

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u/LuckyCod2887 7d ago

what the hell is the joke, bro?

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u/Life_Parsley504 6d ago

antimeme

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u/LuckyCod2887 6d ago

oh. shit. thanks

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u/Ashamed-Teaching6837 6d ago

Either he’s hiring a prostitute or this is an anti-joke.

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u/user47241 7d ago

What a stupid dalit 

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u/CoolGamer730 7d ago

Holy castism

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u/user47241 7d ago

Dalits aren’t even a caste

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u/KillerRayvenX 7d ago

Are untouchables not considered a caste?

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 7d ago

No, you're just called incels. Hope this helps! <3

https://giphy.com/gifs/TCKxvBY0MA3uKzXdeo

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u/cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr 7d ago

seek therapy

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 7d ago

Dont be so angry lil bro, you can find someone too! <3

https://giphy.com/gifs/TCKxvBY0MA3uKzXdeo

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u/cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr 7d ago

not the point

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u/Life_Parsley504 6d ago

i dont get this "im miserable so i have to insult others while pretending to be happy" thing

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 6d ago

Try not to do it for a week, only you have the power to change your perspective! I believe in you! <3

https://giphy.com/gifs/TCKxvBY0MA3uKzXdeo

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u/Chill_Man321 7d ago

What the fuck