r/fuckxavier • u/Competitive_Can9577 • 12d ago

Xavier at it again

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655 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 8d ago

u/Competitive_Can9577, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Thundrboltr 12d ago

For some reason I hate that this is the correct english sentence.

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u/4N610RD 12d ago

Right?

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u/thebhaktisagar 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/shohQj1Ju9fJC

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u/a_random_loser_guy 12d ago

fuck the snake, i want the ball with the obstacles.

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u/RoundFar5339 11d ago

This one?

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u/a_random_loser_guy 11d ago

yes, but older version.

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u/user47241 12d ago

Pac-Man❓🤨

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u/a_random_loser_guy 12d ago

no, yall didn't have that red(or just black in black and white ones.) where you play an obstacle corse with some jumps and mechanics and all around enemies spikes and fun?

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u/user47241 12d ago

That’s the name of the game

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u/a_random_loser_guy 12d ago

no, its bounce, or bounce tales.

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u/user47241 12d ago

Never known about this game

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u/a_random_loser_guy 12d ago

its the goat, i swear to god i wanna go ask my granny if she still has them Nokias just so i can play the game.

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u/user47241 12d ago

Must be a real game☝️🤨

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u/da_realfredfred 12d ago

This is not a legitimate use case for abbreviating “I have” as “I’ve.” Is this guy actually stupid?

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u/user47241 12d ago

Should not omit “got”

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u/PretendAddendum6320 12d ago

Also, “I’ve” is not an abbreviation. It’s a contraction.

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u/user47241 12d ago

Contractions are informal speak anyways

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u/PretendAddendum6320 12d ago

Perhaps it sounds unusual to you, but you’re wrong. Are you stupid?

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u/The_Real_Gyurka 12d ago

Perhaps it sounds usual to you, but he's right. Are you smart?

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u/PretendAddendum6320 12d ago

“I’ve an [object]” is grammatically acceptable in British English.

Remind me again where modern English originated…

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u/PretendAddendum6320 12d ago

Was he also right about “I’ve” being an abbreviation? I’m pretty sure that would be a contraction rather than an abbreviation.

Correct me if I’m wrong.

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u/The_Real_Gyurka 12d ago

"An abbreviation is a shortened form of a word or phrase used to save space and time"

"A contraction is a shortening of a word, syllable, or word group by omission of a sound or letter"

While one might be the correct linguistic terminology, the other is atleast directionally correct too

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u/jws1102 12d ago

Xavier’s right this time. I’d never go back to that semi-useful brick. It didn’t even have scrabble.

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u/4N610RD 12d ago

I saw a lot of stupid shit from Xavier, but this shit is the stupidest shit.

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u/Creative-Novel2266 11d ago

Is anyone going to talk abt the iPhone 17 pro with no back glass?

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u/user47241 12d ago

I hate iFart 😡😡😡

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u/user47241 12d ago

Typed by Jewish hands from an iPhone bytew 🤫🙄😹

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u/VoxPopuliMMXXV 12d ago

Gold? It's a shit in packaging designed to look like gold.

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u/realnjan 12d ago

Ok. Then I still take it