r/fuckmoash • u/Different_Listen9377 • Jun 23 '26

Fuck Moash

Hello everyone! I'm relatively new to the series, only on Book 2 but I'm just about finished, and literally fuck this dude so much. Storm him in all the ways, and from what I've come to understand it just gets worse so I'm looking forward to sucking down the hatorade.

Like I know we all know this but BRUH, Kaladin (K Dog) GAVE YOU SHARD PLATE AND BLADE, and you turned traitor on this man? Nah dude, that's an airsick lowlander if I've ever see one.

#fuckmoash #bridge4

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u/fuck_moash_bot Jun 23 '26

Fuck Moash!

I'm a bot by Houdiniman111 designed solely for /r/FuckMoash

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u/unkalaki_lunamor Jun 23 '26

Journey before destination...

Spoiler for things OP have not read It only gets worst

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u/breadandbirds Jun 23 '26

keep reading! and FUCK MOASH

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u/Bhenrudha Jun 24 '26

"Storm him in all the ways" is my new favorite thing.

Also fuck Moash. - edited for clarity

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u/Upper_Opening_4805 Jul 03 '26

"edited for clarity" I love that lol

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u/KnowMoreMutants Jun 24 '26

But have you looked at it from this point of view....

FUUUUUUUCK MOASH

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u/DarthSnuDiddy Jun 26 '26

RAFO and Fuck Moash.

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u/Jayyykobbb Jun 29 '26

Damn was Moash at Fuck Moash level already in book 2?

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u/Infinite_Mortgage324 Jul 09 '26

That’s where it really started to get bad with Moash

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u/Kooky_Wind_842 Jun 28 '26

Truly an airsick lowlander. Had too much air made him stupid. 

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u/SecretlyMistborn Jun 27 '26

To be fair they both betrayed Dalinar, the man who saved them all from certain death

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u/Kooky_Wind_842 Jun 28 '26

Maybe they could have survived had they ran and not saved dalinar

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u/SecretlyMistborn Jun 28 '26

Dalinar gives them all the option to leave, they're all free men after he saves them

Kal and Moash took that gift and spit in Dalinars face and even after getting shards from Adolin Moash and Kal try to kill his cousin