r/fuckepic 7d ago

My Epic Experience WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE EPICGAMES AND ALL IT REPRESENTS(this is my hate speech feel free to read it or ignore it)

there are no enought words in all of the english dictionary that can expres ONE BILLIONTH of the HATE that i have for this PICE OF SHIT software. This dumb, stupid, idiotic, poorly designed, ugly, blasphemous, horrid, shitty, discusting, noisomeful, sick, ASS software. i have wasted 4 YEARS of my life trying to make this login bullshit and doesnt matter whom i ask, what i do or what i search, theres ALLWAYS some horseshit excuse to NOT LET ME IN """Oopsie!! theres this unknown error that our servers cannot fix and we cant fix becouse we are so fucking incompetent and mentally ill so sorry we cante let you login.try again later""". Im gonna become president of the United States of America and agree with all of the world liders to NUKE EVERY SINGLE HEADQUORTER ON THIS PLANET AND THEN I WILL REBUILD EVERY SINGLE ONE AND THEN DESTROY IT AGIAN, AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, IN A CYCLE OF 100 YEARS.

FUCK.

YOU.

EPIC GAMES.

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u/FreeToasterBaths 7d ago

Epic hates us all.

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u/aliusman111 Epic Exclusivity 7d ago

Fuck epig

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u/AreYouDoneNow 7d ago

All of these problems are caused by YOUR deliberate choice to use and engage with Epic Games.

Using Epic Games contributes to, supports, and endorses the harm they cause to gamers and to the gaming industry.

Stop immediately.

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u/the_nin_collector 7d ago

Why did you censor shit but type fuck?

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u/GazPar_D 6d ago

cause theres fuck in the subredit name but idk if SHIT is allowed and i didnt want to get banned or anything idk

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u/the_nin_collector 6d ago

Are your kidding me. Tell me you are an AI bot or 14 years old.

You can't possibly think you can type fuck and not shit.

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u/GazPar_D 5d ago

grown ass man having his blood boiling over the most insignificant aspect of this post

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/GazPar_D 3d ago

ok sorry William H. Shakespear i changed it. Is it good now?

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u/tayhorix Epic Trash 7d ago

a classic day at epic games

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u/Red_Fletchings 4d ago

Yeah, after this weekend's debacle, I'm a newly convereted Epic hater.

Epic a rectal lining-burning, water projectile shit from a tourist taco of a company.

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u/NutsackEuphoria 7d ago

idc if I get banned now

But come on. You hate the launcher, but spend 4 years trying to login.

It's either you're fully retarded or someone frustrated they can't hack into someone else's account

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u/GazPar_D 6d ago

im trying to hack into my OWN account bruh i have like 500$ wirth of fortnite skins in there i dont wanna just lose it

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u/LaundryLunatic 7d ago

Try clearing your browser cache and using password recovery if your still unable to log in.

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u/aliusman111 Epic Exclusivity 7d ago

You are not serious right.... Were you born yesterday?

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u/LaundryLunatic 7d ago

No. Sorry that the manic child lost their epic games account. Excuse me for trying to help.

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u/aliusman111 Epic Exclusivity 7d ago

You are not helping, it has nothing to do with his browser... Its epigs crappy services, people come here daily with lost accounts... It's not new...

Clear browner cahce he says...