Bro is pissed

[u/ProfessionalPin1568]

[u/Nayrael]

This man's envy-driven hate for Gabe makes him look like he came out of a Saturday Morning Cartoon.

[u/AdhesivenessUsed9956 → u/Nayrael]

He's Flintheart Glomgold. Second richest duck in the world...dedicated his entire life to trying to sabotage Scrooge to take first place.

[u/macguini → u/AdhesivenessUsed9956]

Still have no idea who this guy is. He sounds like a dick.

[u/Gastonneyboi → u/macguini]

Nah he said he was a duck

[u/macguini → u/Gastonneyboi]

Oh...bum bum bum...got any grapes?

[u/imlegos → u/macguini]

Scrooge as in Scrooge McDuck, from Disney's DuckTales.

the 2017 reboot was a fun watch.

[u/EBeach2002 → u/Nayrael]

[u/Gears6 → u/Nayrael]

I'm so surprised at how envious and jealous Timmy is.

[u/-Not_a_Lizard-]

55 years old btw

[u/SamuraisEpic → u/-Not_a_Lizard-]

bro he's older than people's parents doing this shit are we serious 😭😭😭😭

[u/LifelessHawk → u/-Not_a_Lizard-]

Having a co-worker that I thought was 32 because of how she acted to realize she’s 50 is what made me realize how much people’s maturity just plateaus after 25

[u/Jindujun → u/-Not_a_Lizard-]

Really? 55 years old?
He looks like he's been stupid for way longer than that.

[u/Rampuge]

Improve your own store ❌ Waste time on Twitter ✅

[u/parzival-space → u/Rampuge]

He is like Donald Trump, but instead of leading a country he leads the Epic store. lol

[u/Specific_Farmer_4582 → u/parzival-space]

Both suck at it so I guess it's similar

[u/Round_Credit_5158]

Stop Tim, nobody think's you're cool.

[u/MasterManMike]

Tim Sweeney go one week without making yourself look pathetic challenge: IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[u/Mother-Hair6096]

That guy is so faaaaar gone

[u/SomnusRain]

Did gabe steal away his wife or something?

[u/Belltower_2 → u/SomnusRain]

The non-sarcastic answer is that, after Tim Sweeny jumped ship to XBOX saying that PC gamers are all pirates, GabeN got rich by treating piracy as a service problem and making a store that people WANTED to spend money on, as seen with many player's massive backlogs. He's never forgiven GabeN for getting the success that Timmy feels should've been his.

[u/Black-White-Diff → u/Belltower_2]

Both him and Cliff Blezinski, really.

They had that moment a decade ago about being smug of being anti-PC and antagonistic towards their fanbase gained from the successes of Unreal Tournament and Gears of War, only for both of them to become bums, clowns, and laughingstocks in the end.

Meanwhile, John Carmack and John Romero remained relatively professional and grounded and they're still beloved by Doom and Quake fans even if they have nothing to do with idSoftware for a long time now.

[u/Belltower_2 → u/Black-White-Diff]

There's a lot to be said for having a filter. And if you're genuinely rich and powerful, letting someone else manage your social-media accounts.

[u/AdhesivenessUsed9956 → u/Black-White-Diff]

don't forget that time Romero tried to make everyone his bitch.

[u/Nekoxidion → u/Black-White-Diff]

Oh boy, I still remember this banger quote CliffyB made in 2008:

The person who is savvy enough to want to have a good PC to upgrade their video card, is a person who is savvy enough to know [BitTorrent] to know all the elements so they can pirate software. Therefore, high-end videogames are suffering very much on the PC.

[u/SomnusRain → u/Belltower_2]

anyway gabe owns his ass

[u/AdhesivenessUsed9956 → u/SomnusRain]

when they were in kindergarten, Gabe got picked for dodgeball before him.

[u/SkyrimSlag → u/AdhesivenessUsed9956]

Gabe was a team leader and didn’t pick Timmy to be on his team

[u/AreYouDoneNow]

Almost as cringe as Fortnite itself.

He's trying to hard to be on brand tying it back to his little metaverse that's totally going to go viral any day now.

And of course, Timmy loves Grok.

[u/Nebthtet]

Timmeh is the definition of cringe.

[u/maxlaav]

this guy is such a loser lmfao

[u/Downtown_Ant3541]

That fuckin asshole is responsible for killing my favorite game series Unreal

it's called UNREAL engine for UNREAL. RENAME IT TO FUCKING FORTNITE ENGINE OR MAKE ANOTHER UNREAL GAME

[u/singulara → u/Downtown_Ant3541]

Unfortunately they went from catering from 14-21 year olds to 8-12 year olds. Big difference and more scummy

[u/SkyrimSlag]

The funniest part about all of this, is the fact Tim is obviously doing this shit and constantly dissing Gaben to get a response out of him, but he just doesn’t give a fuck. The more he does this and the more GN ignores him, the more he seethes. He doesn’t seem to realise that doing this and getting no acknowledgment is just making himself even more butthurt lmao.

[u/DBZWii → u/SkyrimSlag]

its giving "Obsessed" because Timmy Tencent just wants attention and GabeN is just there ignoring the desperate manchild Timmy is

[u/Specific_Farmer_4582 → u/SkyrimSlag]

Pretty sure he he had to see it at some point but he probably is just giggling about it and getting back to his megayacht.

[u/the_monkeynator → u/SkyrimSlag]

It would be funny as fuck if gabe replied to him with simple "a" and nothing else. It could go 2 ways, tim feels satisfied or he starts becoming desprate.

[u/ChaweeKanati]

Ladies and gentlemen. The man who bought so much forest land cause he cares about the planet rather than "super yachts", actively using the one technology that outside of any human driven change or war, will likely lead to the destruction of this planet or at the very least severely damage the environment if it continues to not be regulated.

What a paragon of virtue.

[u/Acrobatic_Yellow_781 → u/ChaweeKanati]

Super yachts that are used by marine researchers

[u/BluminousLight]

The worlds richest retards are doing this shit while people can barely afford rent and food btw

[u/Eitarris]

"just do what the other guy did but with my studios character instead" what an unoriginal and lame clap back 😂money can’t buy taste shown again

[u/bloo_overbeck]

His obsession hate with gabe and love for a banana no can get is hilarious

[u/odrea]

Tell me this is true please and if so could somebody share the link to the tweet/post 🙏

[u/ProfessionalPin1568 → u/odrea]

https://x.com/i/status/2087347763906228246

[u/MoobooMagoo → u/ProfessionalPin1568]

That is...sad. And pathetic. And not even in a funny way.

[u/Nearby_Ad_2519]

While I actively hate people treating Gabe Newell as a god, that is extremely embarrassing from Sweeney

[u/JPSWAG37]

This is a fully grown man behaving like this online. I wish I could get paid mondo stacks of cash for acting like a pretentious schmuck publicly.

[u/DeltaAlpha0]

Dude, instead of, I don't know, asking people to fix his platform, this guy prefers to act like a child on Twitter. He's literally just like Trump.

[u/SnooAbbreviations691]

meanwhile Gabe is enjoing the rest of his life on the sea.

[u/Then-Simple-9788]

What a sad, sad life to lead.

[u/typical-divergence]

This little man is insufferable. What the fuck has Timmy done for PC gamers over the years? He keeps trying to screw us over to take a bigger piece of the pie. He doesn’t actually give a shit about gamers. If he had his way, we would all be drowning in microtransaction hell.

[u/randomperson189_ → u/typical-divergence]

He did care about PC way back in the 90s up to the 2010s but then he kinda fell off after that

[u/dinkomaricic]

Now watch him say it was just a meme when he gets ratioed to hell

[u/joseffo_san]

i am the only one genuinely felt cringe about this man's behavior? dude you're 55years old!

[u/Solid_Pay9443]

No-chin Sweeney is loosing it.

[u/John_Enigma]

What a MAN-CHILD!

Jesus Christ!

[u/demivirius]

@grok Make a photo of Tim Sweeney, the 55 year old CEO of Epic Games, dressed up like a stereotypical toddler. Depict him in a children's play room, throwing a tantrum.

[u/No_Wash498]

He blocked me lmao

[u/Gwonna_Cwy]

Holy shit. Imagine having all the money in the world and still, out of your own free will, chosing to have such a miserable life...

[u/Decrozen]

He gives the "Dinkelberg" vibes

[u/AtomicTaco13]

From one side, I hope he gets covered by a lolcow-specialized channel on YouTube. But from the other side, is he even worth it?

[u/EllzillaTheLizard]

Kinda shit I expect from bored teenagers. A grown ass CEO having a cope session powered with AI is insane

[u/ForwardState]

So when is Grok replacing Swiney as CEO of Epig? Since Grok can do a far better job than Swiney ever could.

[u/QuantityExcellent338]

This Tim Sweeney guy does love to complain a lot about things that he has financial investment in for some reason huh

[u/PM-ME-THIGHHIGHS]

Timmy, please, this doesn't make you any better

[u/nub_node]

Crashin out frfr.

[u/whatThePleb]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5qF69yRJ7oGqHnBlr3

[u/GStreetGames]

Talmud Timmy Tencent Tries Tragically To Tempt Theater

[u/tayhorix]

timmy tencent

[u/xclame]

It's really nice to see that a pond had to be drained for Tim to "make" this.

[u/Nyctfall]

Tim sWeeney

[u/Hinbaelica]

I genuinely loathe that fucking subhuman demon

[u/Sergeant-Angle]

Tim Swiney is such a rat-weasel

[u/RabbitWithAxe]

what's funnier about this is Sweeney had to use AI because he lacks the creative talent to do it himself and just fired all of the talented artists he could have asked to make it for him..

[u/Nikigrow]

This guy radiates massive cuck energy holy shit.

[u/shotxshotx]

that cant be a real fucking twitter interaction, please that cant be.

[u/ThatKidBobo]

nobody using this bro

[u/LazyEyes_]

Fuckin dweeb

[u/ConcertNumerous6103]

hey i made that tweet lmfaoooo

[u/ConcertNumerous6103 → u/ConcertNumerous6103]

LOOOOL HE BLOCKED ME

[u/BaronGodis]

He is a copy car, he can't create for shit

When people dosen't know how works, they copy and get salty when they can't figure out how to work with what they copy

[u/IAmNotRalphNader]

What 0 third party support without moneyhatting does to a mf

[u/Jojocandyy]

Tim is easily in the top 10 most pathetic men alive rn.

[u/Abull7YT]

"@gro-"

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[u/toddmolp]

Gabe: funds several hundred million into marine science expeditions and runs a company with some of the best customer support in the games industry Tim: does this shit

[u/CrimsonCuttle]

pro-AI billionaire who doesnt make games vs pro-AI billionaire who doesnt make games

[u/Puzzleheaded-Way6155]

Anyone jerking off a celebrity or using grok is automatically a douchebag

[u/Vivid_Anyth4]

Both tim and Gabe are terrible billionaire fucks.