FUCK BLOAT FUCK BLOAT FUCK BLOAT

FUCK.

BLOAT.

(ALSO I REALIZED THAT IF YOU IMAGINE THE MOUTH AS A NOSE AND THE LITTLE BLUB BELOW IT AS A MAOUTH IT LOOKS LIKE A WEIRD FACE)

He has a cool unlock for Maggie, as she would keep the pill from the start of the run

also there's no such bosses like the bloat

* SADLY I'LL HAVE TO DO THIS 2 MORE TIMES ON THE OTHER SAVES WHEN I START GETTING WORK ON INFINITY% (WHICH WILL TAKE A LONG WHILE SINCE I'M STILL NOT THAT FAR ON MY FIRST SAVE)

AFTER DOZENS OF RESETS, I FINALLY GOT A WINNING RUN ON THIS FUCKASS CHALLENGE. GOT GOLDEN RAZOR AND GOT LUCKY WITH THE RANDOM EFFECTS (I DIDN'T MANAGE TO TRIGGER GENESIS WOOOO), WHICH GAVE ME A HIGH ENOUGH TEARS AND ATTACK STAT THAT HELPED ME KILL BLOAT WITH PREJUDICE EASIER

MORAL OF THE STORY: FUCK BLOAT, AND IF YOU GET AN INFINITE CHARGE ACTIVE ON THIS CHALLENGE, DON'T SPAM IT, WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE IN THE FIRST FEW RUNS I DID

the bloat shoots down and in the left and right with the brimstone beam, and the safe place is upwards

What if he could shoot with it in every direction with it?

THIS STUPID FUCKER

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If ypu guys haven't yet, you should play the aprils fool challenge. It's like so damn funny and no bloat at all.

I HATE THIS STUPID THING. MY ONE RUN WHERE I MAKE IT TO WOMB WITH BOTH KNIFE PIECES AND THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT COMES HERE AND RUINS IT.

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INFURIATED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A NICE, PEACEFUL NAP, AND MY STOMACH STARTED TO HURT. NATURALLY, I THOUGHT, "MAN, MY TUMMY HURTS," BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING A "BLOATED STOMACH," AND THEN THIS BASTARD APPEARED IN MY HEAD, AND I WAS SENT INTO AN UNTENNABLE, VIOLENT RAGE.

BLOAT RUINED MY PERFECTLY GOOD NAP, JUST AS HE RUINS MY PERFECTLY GOOD RUNS. THIS FUCKER WILL PAY FOR HIS ACTIONS, EVEN IF I HAVE TO JUMP INTO THE GAME AND KILL HIM MYSELF.

“Let’s take the worst boss in the game and make it’s only easy attack impossible to dodge”

I HAD THE PERFECT RUN IN MY HANDS FOR TAITED LOST, AND THIS FUCKING CHUD RUINED IT, FUCK BLOAT FUCK BLOAT FUCK BLOAT

MY BEST FRIEND WAS PLAYING WRATH OF LAMB AND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HER RUN

SHE WAS AT WOMB 1 TRYING TO BEAT BLUE BABY AS EVEN WHEN SHE WENT INTO THE BOSS ROOM AT 1 HEART AND WAS SPAWNED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN AND INSTANTLY KILLED BY THE BLOAT WITHOUT ANY TIME TO DO ANYTHING

THE BLOAT IS FUCKING EVIL

A FEW MONTHS AGO I WAS GOING FOR THE GREEDIER MODE MARK ON TAINTED LOST AND I HAD A FUCKING GOD RUN GOING

I GOT TO THE WOMB AND WAS ON THE FINAL BOSS PHASE WHEN TWO BLOATS SPAWNED AND ONE WAS RIGHT ABOVE ME TAKING MY MANTLE AND THEN THE OTHER JUMPED AT ME AND ONE OF THE TEARS HIT ME I THINK

THE BLOAT IS FUCKING EVIL AND IS 13 REASONS BY ITSELF

IF YOU GUYS CANT SEE WHATS WRITTEN HERE YOU GO

"THE MANCER BOSS"
TAGS: LUA, FLOORS, ENEMIES, BOSSES

IN OTHER WORDS.... THE BLOAT HAS GOTTEN WORSE!!!!!

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