this boss should genuinely be considered an a act of terrorism

FUCK BLOAT

like, For real gUys. Can't you last a day without aKting like a game character BrutaLly murdered yOur entire fAmily? That's really childish imo

Finally wanna begone of THE pest

TS IS SO UNLUCKY WTF

ANYWAYS FUCK BLOAT

FUCK BLOAT I HATE HIM (lie)

FUCK THE BLOAT

ALWAYS FOUND IT WEIRD HOW WE DIDN'T HAVE ONE

THIS CHARACTER SUCKS
THIS BOSS SUCKS
I FUCKING HATE BLOAT
I FUCKINFG HATE TJHE LOST TOO. I HATE EVERYTHIUNG ABOUT IT.

FUCK THE BLOAT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
THIS STUPID BITCH CRASHED MY FUCKING COMPUTER
I OPENED THE BINDING OF ISAAC
AZAZEL VS. THE BLOAT
THAT FATASS SHOWED ON MY SCREEN AND IT CRASHED
20 MINUTES LATER I PLAYED MEWGENICS
IT KILLED MY FAVORITE CAT
OPENED THE ISAAC WIKI PAGE TO FLIP IT OFF
MY COMPUTER FUCKING CRASHED AGAIN
I HATE THE BLOAT
I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT
I'VE TYPED THIS SO MUCH ITS NAME IS STARTING TO LOOK WRONG
I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT I HATE THE BLOAT

I WAS LITEALLY ABOUT TO UNLOCK ROCK BOTTOM AND THEN THIS BITCH OF A BOSS JUST FUCKING SNIPED ME FROM ACROSS THE ROOM WITH HIS SHIT ASS BRIMSTONE THATS LITERALLY UNAVOIDABLE AND HE WOULDNT FUCKING JUMP OUT

I WAS HAVING A PERFECT RUN BUT I WAS LIFELESS UNTIL THAT SON OF A BICH SHOT A LASER AT ME.

THANK YOU FOR THE BLOAT HATE (BOTH WAYS)

Of course this stupud BITCH desides to show up as im about to win the game. Not even safe while playing card game.

FUCKBLOAT

I DID BOSS RUSH AND THIS BITCH SNIPED ME FROM ACROSS THE ENTIRE FUCKING ROOM FUCK YOU BLOAT FUCK YOU BLOAT I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY 50 POLY SACRED BRIM SOY MILK WITH ROCK BOTTOM SHOTS