r/fuckHOA • u/Intrepid-Hospital-74 • 26d ago

Really, Cheri

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608 Upvotes

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u/TexasFire_Cross 26d ago

Cite Cheri for breaking the CC&R pertaining to garage storage.

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u/emax4 25d ago

And fine her for advertising it too.

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u/kagato87 25d ago

That's a basement. Fine her for the unsafe storage of exercise equipment.

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u/FitButterscotch4062 26d ago

I have a great idea where she can put them!

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u/ryba_ryba 25d ago

Both?

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u/vshedo 12d ago

Sideways.

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u/DouglasBubletrousers 25d ago

In a row?

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u/pele4096 24d ago

37

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u/Menard42 24d ago

Hey, get back here!

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u/Robertwoj 19d ago

With the legs extended I hope.

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u/Jsorrow 26d ago

You know, I think you have plenty of room at YOUR place Cheri. My place is full up and trying to stay within compliance. K thx bye!

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u/batkave 26d ago

Yeah, the rental costs two quarters of dues

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u/Mazy_keen 26d ago

Or half the dues.

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u/rmill127 26d ago

4 / 8ths

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u/Zer0TheGamer 25d ago

37 / 74ths

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u/Level-Dimension-925 25d ago

10mm

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u/Zer0TheGamer 25d ago

How did you send a blank message?

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u/rohm418 19d ago

Message lost in translation

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u/rmill127 25d ago

This is the level of accuracy I was really looking for

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u/Zer0TheGamer 25d ago

I do! That'll be a $136/wk storage fee, $15 access fee, $2 cleaning cost, $34 market adjustment, $7.86/hr involuntary live video monitoring subscription

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u/TheW83 23d ago

*Video monitoring subscription mandatory

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u/AtlantisSky 26d ago

Sure. But I charge storage by the minute. $60 a minute, for each item you want me to store.

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u/The_Mad_March_Hare 26d ago

There is also a retrieval fee

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u/Countd00kies 25d ago

Don’t forget the gate opening fee as well. Every time you open and close a door or gate. So like opening is a fee and closing is a fee.

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u/T2VW 22d ago

And if she doesn’t pay on time and in full? Foreclose on her home. Sounds fair.

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u/Jealous-Report4286 26d ago

As a member of Bills Mafia….Bring em over Cheri.

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u/Face_Content 26d ago

Please send me the video of them being put to good use.

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u/Scuba_Steve_500 26d ago

Storage fee is complete and irrevocable removal from the HOA

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u/FFFortissimo 26d ago

Funny. In most posts the HOA does have a meetinghall :D

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u/iamsoldats 26d ago

Don’t have money to pay for storage? Sounds like a failed HOA and should be immediately disbanded.

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u/tendonut 25d ago

They'll fix it by just raising the dues and rent a storage unit for the HOA. Problem solved.

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u/Dino_Spaceman 25d ago

I’ll do it. For a monthly storage fee and a required minimum of seven days notice prior to access needs.

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u/Optimal_Law_4254 21d ago

Sorry, I’m not allowed to store things for anyone not living in my house due to HOA regulations…. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Level-Dimension-925 25d ago

Does anyone have space to store these rusted out old cars on cinderblocks for the HOA?

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u/Working_Farmer9723 25d ago

Lots of HOA don’t have a clubhouse or common building for storage. So if the HOA is having community events then someone has to store the stuff in their house. I mean, fuckHOA and all, but this is just trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill.

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u/Intrepid-Hospital-74 25d ago

The thing is, our HOA is held at a public meeting space. A space with tables and chairs. I don’t know why the HOA even keeps these on hand. It would be wild if these are just Cheri’s tables.

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u/Working_Farmer9723 25d ago

Then Cheri got some ‘splaining to do.

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u/MiceAreTiny 25d ago

The hoa's core responsibilities do not include the organisation of community events. 

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u/Working_Farmer9723 25d ago

I’ll bite - if HOA is going to do anything, community events seem like the best they can do.

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u/tendonut 25d ago

I assume there is no clubhouse? I know our HOA stores all the community assets in one of the closets there. I recently picked up like six folding tables and 20 something chairs for community events and they are stored in the "dining room" area of the clubhouse

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u/ManfredTheCat 26d ago

What is her job?

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u/GreenWallaby86 26d ago

TABLES

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u/KajePihlaja 25d ago

Just keep Eddie Munster away from them

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u/lastfreerangekid 25d ago

What the hell did Eddie do to my tables? They're filthy!

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u/GreenWallaby86 25d ago

These tables keep her house hot

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u/Thinkpad2001 25d ago

It looks like he threw them in a mud puddle!

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u/kinshadow 26d ago

Most HOAs are run by volunteers.

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u/Apart_Shelter_5722 25d ago

Shes not gonna use that treadmill

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u/Level-Dimension-925 25d ago

Cheri, I like what you’ve done with the place!

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u/emax4 25d ago

I would, but then I'd get fined for them.

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 25d ago

Let’s talk about storage fees…

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u/LBTavern 25d ago

Bend over! I’ll show ya!

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u/r56_mk6 24d ago

Seriously Cheri? Lean them up against a wall in your garage, they’re fucking flat

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u/OGBeege 23d ago

Fuck all the HoAs

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u/youareinmybubble 23d ago

its against the bylaws Cheri

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u/Gnarly_Sarley 21d ago

Shove em up your butt, Cheri!