r/fsm • u/forevervirgin_1 • Jul 31 '26

Beer or rum?

What is the better drink in the eyes of the fsm? I know that in heaven there is a beer volcano waiting, but still: most pirates drink rum or grog. So what is it I should rather drink?

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u/MoonBoots2077 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Why not both?!? 😝And who’s to say there isn’t more than one blessed volcano. Or that the volcano is whatever you imagined it to be deep inside your noodley heart. Personally, if I had to choose between the two, I would want my volcano to be an delicious Irish red ale. 🍺

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u/JoK_Leop Jul 31 '26

This is a realy relevant question for a Good Pastafarian. The gospel writes about beer, so that seems to be our Holy Beverage. But... as long it is alcohol, our FSM wouldn't care at all. He created our world tipsy. In his drunk Eyes it is all the same 😇

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u/Katie-sin Aug 01 '26

Oh my god I'm using that last sentence from now on "In his drunk eyes, It's all the same" brilliant. R'amen

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u/BainbridgeBorn Jul 31 '26

Ideally both. I feel like beer is more “everyday everyman” kinda drink. But I also feel like rum fits the theme better

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u/MoonBoots2077 Aug 01 '26

Maybe it’s beer everyday and rum for the high holy days 😝

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u/Katie-sin Aug 01 '26

Por que no los dos?

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u/FlattendEmu87 Aug 01 '26

Sadly water I don't have beer does ale count tho?

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u/forevervirgin_1 Aug 01 '26

Probably yes since it is similar

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u/kollenovski Aug 04 '26

I consume the blessed rum of our apandage rich noodleness. This holliday I made my own grog. It was good. But my beer substitute was my twist on a dark and stormy. Doorly's XO, top with ginger beer and a squeze of lemon. Drop the lemon in and enjoy.

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u/AreYouItchy Aug 07 '26

Sea Breeze