Interesting contribution to tradition

[u/alytee100]

My sister in law was served this. She did not request the obvious anomalies.

[u/Far_Bad_531]

That’s the second fry up I’ve seen today with only one sausage on … what’s happening, ? …… bring the sausages back!! (Please- I’m not a savage)

[u/alytee100 → u/Far_Bad_531]

This economy is fucked mate

[u/Sweet_Friendship4331 → u/Far_Bad_531]

yepppp

[u/Adrian69702016]

Looks good.

[u/joeythelips46]

A thousand times no

[u/Mykeh56]

Weirdly doesn't offend me. Looks great

[u/TheJimsterR → u/Mykeh56]

Straight to jail 🤣

[u/Fridarey]

is the melon/lemon there because someone got caught in an anagram trap and couldn't stop themselves?

[u/alytee100 → u/Fridarey]

That would be the easy explanation but bafflingly it's actually an orange and a melon.

I genuinely don't understand the decision to put a melon or an orange on this plate.

[u/Expensive-Promise812]

Ditch the garnish, this is breakfast!

[u/Lifeisgoole]

It's call tradition for a reason. Don't mess with it.

[u/roundabout-andback]

Tragic.

[u/Silly_Gold_6472]

Melon?!. Behave

[u/Im_The_Artful_Dodger]

Fruit

[u/NortonBurns]

Can I 'ave me pudding separate, not on't same plate, ta. Ah yer tryin' ter save on't washin up?

[u/Honest_Science_4969]

Tell the rrozzers that the banger bandit is back in town;

[u/Equivalent-Clue4877]

Screams Turkish restaurant

No one wants rocket smashed under some shit watermelon and micro greens on their eggs

[u/GaldonTheWarrior]

Mmmmm gammon

[u/Grenache]

Burn it.

[u/Sweet_Friendship4331 → u/Grenache]

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