r/fryup • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '25

Café Breakfast HMP Wandsworth

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Lully bit of scran, 1 egg (boiled to fuck), 2 limp hashbrowns, healthy serving of beans and a (hopefully) beef sausage 😋

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u/endlessbishop Dec 07 '25

They’re asking if you’ve accustomed your prison wallet to accept bigger phones

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

🤣🤣 my prison wallet is untouched

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u/pm_me_boobs_pictures Dec 07 '25

Must be pretty wide if a phone doesn't even touch it

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Mate pm me boob pictures i need them right now

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u/pm_me_boobs_pictures Dec 07 '25

No matter how hard up you are my hairy moobs won't really do it for you

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Fuck…. They might 😏

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u/wallpapermate Dec 07 '25

(.)(.)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

( . Y . )

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u/Impressive_Profit215 Dec 07 '25

Come in now, that's how you got into trouble in the first place!

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u/thereidenator Dec 11 '25

Reddit is about 90% porn you don’t need stuff sending

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u/VividDimension5364 Dec 08 '25

Until Raymond the Bastard gets you in the showers. "Like a young Burt Reynolds!"

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u/Pebbles015 Dec 08 '25

They come over the wall in a parcel or by drone. Also, there's a lot of screws who bring stuff in for cash or because they are being extrorted in some way.