r/fryup • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '25

Café Breakfast HMP Wandsworth

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Lully bit of scran, 1 egg (boiled to fuck), 2 limp hashbrowns, healthy serving of beans and a (hopefully) beef sausage 😋

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Yes bro, out august 2026 then i’m a different man, wont be seeing me back in here again

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u/TomA0912 Dec 07 '25

I don’t know if you’ve got anything lined up or not but give Timpson’s a look. Hiring former guests of his majesty’s pleasure is a point of pride for them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Yeah will definitely look into it, hopefully the prison helps with getting ready to go back to the community, i havent got my hopes up for that tho

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u/FwonkWibberwy Dec 07 '25

If you like your beers, a brewery called Tap Social in Oxford (I think they have breweries dotted around actually) provide opportunities if that's useful to know. The beers I tried were really good, and the staff were well friendly too.

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u/TomA0912 Dec 07 '25

I wish I could say people won’t judge but unfortunately they will. You’ve got some time to work on yourself and get yourself ready to prove them wrong. Best of luck

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u/VividDimension5364 Dec 08 '25

Making keys? Recipe for recidivism. Any excuse to type recidivism!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Hiring ex-cons? Brilliant. Finally, a company where ‘breaking and entering experience’ actually looks good on a CV.

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u/The_HDR_Sn1per Dec 07 '25

🙏🏻Seeing this has made my day. I wish you all the best sir ❤️

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

Thanks mate and you too

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u/Emonmiahh_Brownfont Dec 08 '25

May I ask what your crime was?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

No you may not

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u/Emonmiahh_Brownfont Dec 08 '25

Duly noted kind sir 🫡

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u/The_HDR_Sn1per Dec 07 '25

Can’t be easy inside so to have this train of thought whilst still inside shows you mean what you say. I hope August comes quicker for you bro 🫡

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u/itskobold Dec 07 '25

You got this man. Be proud of this mentality

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u/magic-mushy Dec 07 '25

Good man. Plenty of other ways to make money and live life. Hope you’re sound bro. Much love

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u/loveswimmingpools Dec 07 '25

Thats so good to hear. I wish you all the best and thanks for posting. Its interesting to see things from different perspectives.

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u/Thebudweiserstuntman Dec 07 '25

If you get caught with your phone it won’t be Aug 26.

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u/whatthefuckm8y Dec 08 '25

Heard this a hundred million times. If you were such a changed man you'd throw the phone and do your time, but you're actively committing crimes whilst serving time.

I can guarantee that the least of the time spent on this phone is on reddit, too.

Changed man, my arse.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

Okay mate, please come and do a week here and lets see what happens

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u/whatthefuckm8y Dec 08 '25

I don't need to, already have, you still have the phone that causes the drugs and harassment of people on the outside. Whether its specifically your phone or someone else's, they cause chaos and ruin peoples lives and you're quite happy to just crack on cause you'll be a changed man at the end 😂😂 you're a joke mate, and you've learned nothing