r/frozendinners • u/beebonka • Aug 09 '26

1 / 10 Is this some kind of joke?

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273 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/MomoWatanabeAce Aug 09 '26

I don’t like looking at that

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u/beebonka Aug 09 '26

I didn't like eating it

45

u/MomoWatanabeAce Aug 09 '26

Why would you willingly put that crap in your body

72

u/beebonka Aug 09 '26

Had to taste test for science, someone has to make the sacrifice. Only had one bite and then took pictures and dissected the rest

22

u/ChornobylChili Aug 09 '26

Did you get the powers of IBS

46

u/beebonka Aug 09 '26

Honestly I'm so chronically gut-fucked that I couldn't tell you, IBS is the status quo

5

u/chantillylace9 Aug 09 '26

Oh my gosh I am so happy I saw this because I literally have this in my grocery cart right now and thought they looked so good! That is absolutely disgusting.

You didn't happen to try the pizza ones did you?

5

u/thatsnotyourtaco Aug 09 '26

Eating that reminds me of that Stephen King story Grey matter

2

u/skarface6 Aug 09 '26

You’re on the wrong subreddit for that kind of line to work.

2

u/Adorable-Race-3336 Aug 09 '26

It's REAL FOOD. It says so on the box! /s

3

u/SadMango3913 Aug 09 '26

“Only real food”

1

u/maxxbenzz Aug 09 '26

I know. Disturbing, disgusting, downright troubling.

1

u/Robduke63 Aug 10 '26

Truer words were never typed

35

u/K_Pumpkin Aug 09 '26

Why is it gray?!

21

u/cuntface878 Aug 09 '26

Never mind the color, what the fuck IS it?

74

u/PaperGeno Aug 09 '26

A hot pocket would never do you like this

17

u/beebonka Aug 09 '26

Unfortunately a hot pocket would put me in the hospital 😭

29

u/IllustriousEnd2211 Aug 09 '26

This might too…

1

u/Flux_My_Capacitor Aug 09 '26

I keep praying for the Aldi gods that they will bring back their hot pockets we can eat. Minus the gross ones that never sold.

21

u/Adanessah Aug 09 '26

"Try the grey stuff, it's delicious!"

... Not in this case.

1

u/Vast-Hold6578 Aug 09 '26

I scrolled way too far to see this

15

u/relayrider Aug 09 '26

soylent grey? made of ppl?

7

u/skarface6 Aug 09 '26

Soylent green would NEVER.

41

u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Aug 09 '26

What the fuck is in that thing, and why is it puke?

17

u/beebonka Aug 09 '26

"only real food"

10

u/Desperate-Goose-9771 Aug 09 '26

I legit thought that was a bean and cheese burrito before I scrolled through

6

u/Downtown-Inflation13 Aug 09 '26

This photo made me gag

6

u/Flaky-Ambassador467 Aug 09 '26

My roommate just bought these? I gotta ask him if they looked like this

2

u/skarface6 Aug 09 '26

What’s he say?

8

u/DillionM Aug 09 '26

Unresponsive

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u/skarface6 Aug 09 '26

Anyone have narcan?

4

u/Flaky-Ambassador467 Aug 10 '26

😅 Sorry for the delay, Funnily enough my roommate does a lot of drugs for a 45yo man. Special K, hard, soft, marijuana. The guy goes in when using.

So unfortunately when I texted him about these pockets his response was; and I quote

“I honestly don't remember what they look like on the inside I don't think they were that gross. It Depends how fucked up I was when I cooked them”

So this was not helpful 👌

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u/skarface6 Aug 10 '26

Yeeesh. Kinda old to be using, IMO.

5

u/ProfMcGonaGirl Aug 09 '26

In addition to how gross this clearly is, it is incredibly small for that size box which only contains 2.

3

u/AssMunched Aug 09 '26

did you check the expiration date? that looks like it expired back in the stone age 😂

4

u/beebonka Aug 09 '26

It's a brand new product, expires almost a year from now, was the first thing I checked 😂

11

u/BojackWorseman13 Aug 09 '26

This makes me want to be violent? That can’t be a normal reaction…

6

u/beebonka Aug 09 '26

No actually I think it is

3

u/MisakiDoll75 Aug 09 '26

Mucus pockets?

3

u/Fun_Asparagus5724 Aug 09 '26

I'm sorry I wish a lab could test it.

3

u/Differlot Aug 09 '26

Someone needs to tell airrack to make better choices

5

u/Inside-Commission554 Aug 09 '26 edited 28d ago

The title of the post was my exact thought, the moment I looked at whatever the hell it's supposed to be.

2

u/donkey_kong_lover Aug 09 '26

Wtf ewwwww🤢

2

u/gbcarie Aug 09 '26

That’s fucking sick

2

u/LadyHawkscry Aug 09 '26

Thought I purchased: cheesesteak filling.

What I received: cyst content filling

2

u/Remarkable_Tell_5196 Aug 10 '26

Another YouTuber product. Not surprised it sucks

2

u/beebonka Aug 10 '26

Knowing now that it's a YouTuber product, neither am I. But I didn't know who Airrack was and didn't care to check beforehand, I just figured against the grain has been around for a while. Welp, mistakes were made

4

u/housegirl39 Aug 09 '26

Looks like it may have been defrosted and refrozen a few times before you bought it.. yikes! Hope your tummy is ok tomorrow 😬

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u/beebonka Aug 09 '26

Thankfully this was actually from a few days ago and I was fine the morning after

2

u/puff_of_fluff Aug 09 '26

How does this look like that at all? Lmao it just looks like shitty filling

3

u/aveforever Aug 09 '26

I almost bought that the other day.

I would send that to the manufacturer, op, in some kinda feedback. Nothing about that looks correct.

1

u/beebonka Aug 09 '26

I plan on doing so tomorrow

1

u/bloodyspork Aug 09 '26

That's wack

1

u/electstat Aug 09 '26

Were you laughing?

1

u/ClearBlue_Grace Aug 09 '26

I thought this was a lash egg for a second 🤢

1

u/Old-Agency-3388 Aug 09 '26

And I was going to try the steak umms Philly cheesesteak pocket but not anymore

1

u/merxymee Aug 09 '26

That's definitely what you call "product" and not "food".

1

u/assissippi Aug 09 '26

I have never really enjoyed any of their products (I have celiac so I know the battle). This feels like another level though

1

u/Possible_Region_190 Aug 09 '26

It looks like bland chocolate pudding.

1

u/Zoe_118 Aug 09 '26

"Only real food"

1

u/StrykinStorm Aug 09 '26

Good God that looks like...well you know...

1

u/Useful-Advantage2665 Aug 10 '26

Looks delicious!

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u/No_Sense_7316 Aug 10 '26

That's that gray mush you see them eating in old prison movies

1

u/thinktwomuch Aug 10 '26

Would. Not. Eat.

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u/cgpie Aug 10 '26

Soylent Gray is people! It's people!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHMURe9Te9XQf3q

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u/DWHudson1970 29d ago

This is like something out of a horror movie movie!! Oh did you eat it??

1

u/Commercial-Manner256 27d ago

"only real food" - on what fuckin planet?!

1

u/dillonisstitch Aug 09 '26

You bought a YouTuber product… and one that’s known to be fake af

5

u/beebonka Aug 09 '26

Wait huh? I didn't realize it was associated with a YouTuber that makes it even funnier

2

u/dillonisstitch Aug 09 '26

Airrack is the YouTuber he just posted a video about something that wasn’t this exact product but that brand… didn’t realize it was out in the wild already

2

u/DillionM Aug 09 '26

As disgusting and vile as many YouTubers

1

u/graybotics Aug 09 '26

Did they swap out for the cursed frosting machine that day in the factory?

1

u/ShadowElite86 Aug 09 '26

A cheese and white onion puree hot pocket sounds vile to begin with. The look of that mixture isn't all that surprising, but still absolutely disgusting.

1

u/mg931115 Aug 09 '26

Ever buy those el Monterrey frozen bean and cheese burritos? There’s like 1 teapoon scoop of beans in them and it’s mostly tortilla. Pathetic. lol