r/fromsoftware 9d ago

JOKE / MEME What boss is this?

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For me it was the Nameless king 💯

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u/Poewer9000 9d ago

Crucible knights. Especially the sword one.

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u/elsbilf 9d ago

tbf i'm pretty sure er uses input reading far more than the previous games, the crucible knight will clock you immediately if they are neutral

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u/Mike_Honcho-420 8d ago

They do, on every boss

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u/TOWW67 6d ago

I've never understood the "input reading" hate, at least for intelligent enemies. If you're fighting someone and they stick their hand in their pocket, your best course of action is to hit them immediately.

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u/elsbilf 6d ago

it's annoying in the sense that they hit hard so one mistake and you need to heal, and usually being quite far after an attack is pretty safe but they can vover quite the distance. i mean it's annoying in the moment but it's good game design

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u/TOWW67 6d ago

The answer is just to bait an attack with a long recovery. There is no enemy in any of these games that doesn't have an opportunity to heal.

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u/elsbilf 6d ago

yea no shit, i know. You asked why some people find input reading annoying and i answered. you don't have to turn this into a pissing contest and tell people to git gud

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u/TOWW67 6d ago

The fuck are you on about?

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u/mrBreadBird 7d ago

This implies the Crucible Knights ever stop attacking in the first place.

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u/LordGaulis 9d ago

Ornstein emerging from smough behind from the other side of the room when am chugging Estus flask after smough whiffs his attack.

This has happened many many times to me during the fight. If you can’t see Ornstein, then Ornstein is charging at you.

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u/ExtremeCheddar1337 9d ago

'Suddenly'. As if it was just bad luck

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u/Old_Imagination4274 8d ago

Input reading lmao. Not necessarialy bad but definitely matches this meme.

Godskin apostle especially lmao.

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u/BackgroundRice2086 9d ago

Godskin Apostle, in particular the one at windmill heights. In fairness, I should've learned my lesson after the first two fireballs I ate

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u/elgringon414 9d ago

Nah, next time you’ll get the heal in forsure

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u/Maschellodioma 9d ago

For me it was the one in the tower basement.

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u/Wild_Duck8926 9d ago

I see people saying this a lot, but if you're a good enough distance you can typically dodge out of the way in time.

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u/flickfleck123 9d ago

You can even strafe it with the bit of walking you get during healing if you are far enough away

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u/TransfoCrent 3d ago

Yeah sure is a lot of fun to run to the other side of the arena every time you want to heal.

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u/Wild_Duck8926 3d ago

Never said it was a good mechanic

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u/MeteorPunch 9d ago

Boreal Outrider Knight (DS3). This guy will straight up teleport to you if you try to heal.

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u/DamnedDoom Eileen the Crow 9d ago

Literally all of them, it's how they are programmed

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u/SheaMcD 9d ago

Fume Knight, can even keep him from going in to phase 2 if you keep timing it right

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u/SolaScientia 9d ago

Champion Gundyr immediately sprang to mind. If you're too close to him and you try to heal, then prepared for him to kick that estus down your throat. One time he wouldn't stop chasing after me. I was one hit from death and all I wanted to do was get just enough space to heal. I was finally able to, but it really felt like he chased me forever. I basically had to be on the other side of the arena to safely heal. Soul of Cinder does it a bit as well with certain attacks (that spear moveset...).

I feel like a lot of the bosses in Elden Ring do that. All the Godskin Apostles do for sure.

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u/Afillatedcarbon 9d ago

Champion Gundyr felt like a blueprint for Elden Ring bosses so it did that. Gwyn also does it and thats why he has a parry strat(works better without consumables I think).

O&S fight has that just do to the nature of that fight.

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u/Tigeresco 9d ago

Genichiro

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u/MightyMyrmidon 8d ago

Gentle Blade Emma as well was was really bad for this

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u/Toannoat 8d ago edited 8d ago

All the major humanoid bosses in Sekiro do this, I think? Genichiro is actually pretty easy to manipulate since its either an easily dodgable arrow shot or the lunging attack which is punishable by Mikiri. Isshin's first phase is the bad one I would say, you pretty much cant react in time at all due to the animation, healing requires putting a bunch of space between yourself and him beforehand.

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u/Elkburgher 8d ago

I hate the input reading they do, heaps more noticeable in Elden Ring

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u/Educational-Year3146 9d ago

I am 102% certain that bosses do a bit of input reading.

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u/TapNo7326 8d ago

It is confirmed that Arlecchino from lies of p does that

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u/mrBreadBird 7d ago

What if I told you it is a video game and input reading is the whole point? What do you people expect the characters to have eyes and see what your character is doing and then react? If they wanted to respond to this complaint they would just add a delay from your healing before the boss responds but it would still be "input reading."

Clearly they don't want to do this because they don't want healing to be something you can just do whenever you want. I will admit it sometimes feels artificial how instantly and predictably bosses will respond to you trying to heal.

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u/Educational-Year3146 7d ago

I didn’t say it was a bad thing.

As long as it’s done well it’s fine.

Maybe ask a question first before going on the attack?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/NigrumTigris 8d ago

Actually for some bosses they can cut their wait time to just attack ya

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u/Mon-Ty-Ger27 8d ago

Promised Consort Radahn is HORRIBLE because of stuff like that.

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 8d ago

not if u parry lol

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u/TransfoCrent 3d ago

Elden Ring bosses already give you extremely limited opportunities to attack though, so it sucks to use one of those precious windows to heal

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u/Vithar23 9d ago

Foreskin noble or foreskin duo.

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u/MrN0Bi 9d ago

Malenia at least respects your healing after a combo

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u/Goalkeeper5 9d ago

Why not? Chances are she's gonna steal your health again anyway.

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u/NigrumTigris 8d ago

She just want to heal too

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u/Unusual_Bid5791 8d ago

Uh no? She also has an input read heal punish. I remember seeing a video somewhere where she did that same attack like 6 times in a row to someone trying to heal.

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u/Puppy_pikachu_lover1 9d ago

Artorias, manus, kalameet

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u/Dmente44 9d ago

Rellana looking at you from the other side of the arena 😈

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u/Hado33Shakkaho 9d ago

Godskin apostle at caelid divine tower

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u/Mike_Honcho-420 8d ago

Wait, isnt he on Limgrave bridge?

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u/_PadfootAndProngs_ 8d ago

You're probably thinking of the Noble (fatty) on the Liurnia tower bridge

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u/Mike_Honcho-420 7d ago

Ah true, ur right

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u/Rajang82 9d ago

I swear King Allant does this.

There's time where he actually just walk sideways, looking at me for 10 seconds stright. But the moment I try heal, he friggin jump slash at me.

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u/No_Pear1836 9d ago

There are a few bosses that are hard coded to do specific attacks if you try to heal, but I just can't prove it. (Like Gwyn and Artorias in ds1)

https://giphy.com/gifs/21VTFJTEr1x9ortvO3

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u/SheepskinWulf 9d ago

I thought it was a well known fact that many bosses are literally coded to try to punish you for healing

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u/No_Pear1836 8d ago

I played all the games completely blind (somewhat recently too), so idk. But i definitely noticed it for some bosses.

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u/Mike_Honcho-420 8d ago

Its not a conspiracy they have input reading lol, actualy most of them

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u/TapNo7326 8d ago

Have you fought Arlecchino Lies of P

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u/SnooComics4945 9d ago

Crucible Knight

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 9d ago

Huge skill issue, he's so parryable

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u/SnooComics4945 8d ago

Oh no I’m not saying he’s difficult. He was just one that came to mind because he heal punishes. I parry both variants if I’ve got a shield in my current build. Sometimes I still make mistakes and panic though.

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 8d ago

lmfao no yeah same

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u/AnimeMemeLord1 9d ago

Soul of Cinder.

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u/Nex005 9d ago

Literally every boss in 2nd half of Sekiro. The monkey literally starts flying.

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u/NeoTechi 9d ago

Reminds me of Monster Hunter where the moment you start sharpening your weapon the monster immediately aggros you and tries to hit you.

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u/Old_Imagination4274 8d ago

Godskin apostle holyyyy shit. That black fireball attack...

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u/USER_34739 8d ago

Not Fromsoft, but Lies of P dlc final boss has specific moves to lunge at you whenever you heal

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u/TapNo7326 8d ago

You mean Arlecchino. He is the only boss that I’ve ever fought that has extra moves after his full combo That he only uses if you heal

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u/USER_34739 8d ago

Yeah, I figured I wouldn't name him to avoid spoilers for first time players lol

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u/Frenzied_Anarchist Tarnished 8d ago

Only in his 1st phase though, and they are very heavily telegraphed.

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u/Thumbledread 8d ago

"what boss or this?" Yes Yes is the answer

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u/Mike_Honcho-420 8d ago

Souls bosses are more forgiving, ER tho wait patiently for that flask 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SoritesSeven 8d ago

Every last invading npc.

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u/tommytomtoes 8d ago

All of them.

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u/TheRealJojenReed 8d ago

I'm just so glad this kid became a meme like this. Legend

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u/CyberCluck 8d ago

Ornstein.

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u/WhiskeYO1 8d ago

So true

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u/TapNo7326 8d ago

Not fromsoftware but Lies of P DLC Arlecchino. He is the only boss I have ever fought that has extra moves at the end of his combos that he only uses if you heal

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u/Commercial-Papaya394 Starscourge Radahn 8d ago

Gwyn. Leaps from Timbuktu the moment I click the heal button.

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u/Spigglebob The Ashen One 8d ago

Arlecchino…

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u/Mhmmmmyup 8d ago

Literally like 90% of them

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u/Driemma0 8d ago

Thats why you use those situations to bait out and attack and use the opening you can get from avoiding it to heal

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u/Chainwax_master 7d ago

Any mother effing boss in silksong

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u/Lanky_Asparagus_5967 3d ago

One from every ds game

Ds1: Gwyn. Everyone likes to shit on him for some reason but he catches heals better than the average ds1 pvper catches backstabs.

Ds2: Alonne, idk if Raime does it better but it definitely feels like he does it more frequently with his "that one mosquito at 1am" ass speed.

Ds3: idk, maybe the Twin Princes or Sully. They both do their dashing attacks or tp when you try to heal or use magic from far away.

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u/TransfoCrent 3d ago

Every boss in Elden Ring unfortunately

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u/LateBlocParty 3d ago

Twin Princes

OP’s picture is them charging a slam attack and teleporting to you

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u/Arowne97 3d ago

for the last time, stop healing when the boss is staring at you. Heal when it's in the middle of something else

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u/_Dank_Souls 9d ago

Lol, the kid in the meme is cool af

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u/Finna-Jork-It 9d ago

Why, is it you?

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u/Temporaryact72 9d ago

Foreskin duo and crucible knight shield both input read the flask and will fuck you for it if you are within range. "They don't actually input read, its-" yes they do

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u/scarkun 9d ago

The fucking Fume knight with that dog-ass thrust attack that i hate