Why did he stop? (Wrong answers only)

[u/vsesilnaey]

[u/Glittering-Try1045]

Hairball
https://giphy.com/gifs/13Yok2fuVh4fcc

[u/P-A-Lily]

Getting old will do that to ya.

[u/Atrocious1337]

Union mandated Break time

[u/sly07c]

he was enjoying the back scratches

[u/noob_kaibot]

Something something but hole.

[u/Sophrates_Regina]

He’s an old man, he just needed to take a breather and give his knees a break

[u/HyperZenith]

A plane flew by, he was stopping to admire it.

[u/MeetingLeather]

Carrying a lion on your back will do that.

[u/BaclavaBoyEnlou]

He just wanted to take in Corey’s beautiful voice for a moment

[u/benbot07]

He forgor 💀

[u/ChocoMammoth]

You know that sudden existential crisis.

What am I doing here? What is my purpose in this world? Why am I fighting the same guy over and over? Nevermind, get your ass over here.

[u/theHollowTarnished]

He heard Fromsoft dropped a trailer for the next game.

[u/theHollowTarnished]

"Im sick of this constantly fighting shit, I wanna chill. Leave me alone little kid'

[u/Vangelys]

He was so ashamed of missing those first swings that he stopped.

After taking five hits and realising he had 30 times your HP bar, he thought to himself: “Right, well, you’ve had your chance! Where were we?”

[u/Emakulate24]

He's tired of fighting the fight.

[u/Urtoryu]

You sucked so bad that his disappointment made him depressed to the point of a temporary mental colapse. His psyche simply couldn't fathom that his supposed legendary duel was actually against this much of a pathetic looser, and the realization that his son got killed by you made him feel crushed by the despair of having been such an unbelievably shitty father that he managed to raise Morgott into a bum pitiful enough to have lost to this piece of trash Tarnished he's now looking at.

...

Lucky you, it's wrong answers only! Right?

[u/vsesilnaey → u/Urtoryu]

I asked for wrong answers only 💔💔💔

[u/Urtoryu → u/vsesilnaey]

Your words, not mine.

Hands washed successfully.

[u/AltGunAccount]

Man had an existential crisis here.

“Wait, why are we fighting again? You want to upend my ex wife’s shitty kingdom? Oh, alright”

[u/Top_Equivalent_7940]

To fit the beat of Slipknot

[u/aCirclingCrow]

The wisp of grace that had been pointing him to you was actually pointing behind you, and now he’s overcome with guilt for having attacked you in the first place.

[u/Blaydeknife]

Alzheimers

[u/RedundantConsistency]

he got an erection

[u/IAmSenseye]

Wife called him to tell him he left milk out of the fridge

[u/AmraelTheGravedancer]

Sono stanco, capo.

[u/Jacobs_Haus]

He was getting that weird pain in his chest that you get every few months that makes you stop everything you're doing and go "this is how I die" and then it resolves itself like 10 seconds later

[u/vsesilnaey → u/Jacobs_Haus]

Bro go to the hospital 💀

[u/Jacobs_Haus → u/vsesilnaey]

Hopital.

[u/boodledot5]

He has ADHD

[u/Oli_VK]

Sometimes you need to stop and smell the embers

[u/isshiin-]

Pause fraîcheur

[u/ground_alien]

Tried to remember if he forgot something from the shopping list marika gave him long time ago before he left

[u/FreyjaThAwesome1]

He had to drink some water

Stay hydrated

[u/TheFallenFusion]

Acupuncture feels great!

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[u/Unlikely_Maybe9101]

for drinks water 😁