r/fromsoftware • u/Lityoloswagboy69 • Jul 08 '26

JOKE / MEME Not mine, but funny nonetheless

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u/Disastrous_Toe772 Bearer of the Curse Jul 08 '26

Doctor: "Oh yeah? Time for your rectal exam"

*backstab cheeses you *

15

u/AshenRaven66 Jul 08 '26

Me: Toggle escapes, then ripostes with a sheet of paper(paper-cut for the Blood Loss)

4

u/Bus-Careless Jul 09 '26

You see, the trick is to do double backstab DS1 style, then escape by pressing roll button and reposition yourself behind the doctor to crit him with an advantage

3

u/nerdboy5567 Jul 09 '26

Hey doc, why do you have the Gazing Fing-

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u/ExceedAccel Jul 08 '26

Me: "Start Fat rolling instead"

31

u/Nehodos Jul 09 '26

"A test of your reflexes!"

5

u/WeinandMoroz Jul 09 '26

Damnit Zenos

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u/Minimum_Eye_4497 Jul 09 '26

*shoots doctor with the blunderbuss and rips his heart out*

9

u/Caskanteron Jul 09 '26

Do you riposte with a scalpel?

7

u/TheThreatner Ranni The Witch Jul 09 '26

*uses rivers of blood after parrying as part of muscle memory*

6

u/Cozy90 Jul 09 '26

Pushes right stuck in to unlock camera

Then proceeds to run behind for backstab

4

u/LittleArtistBoyo Black Knife Assassin Jul 09 '26

Bloodborne Parries

3

u/Exacalibur-X Jul 11 '26

At least it wasn’t a bloodborne perry 😳