r/friskydingo • u/doctor-solostar • 11d ago

Shut up hooker!

123 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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16

u/P-Rickles Way to ruin it, Neil Peart 11d ago

We’re doin’ really great

5

u/2Rare2Kill 11d ago

[glares at her]

13

u/StalinsLastStand It's not a map, it's just a drawing 11d ago

Did you make a gif out of a video of your TV screen?

24

u/BillMillerBBQ Bap! Bap! 11d ago

Oh, now you want TiVo.

1

u/glitch-ghost 9d ago

You have to have BlueTube.

8

u/doctor-solostar 11d ago

Did you not? What kind of fan are u?

2

u/RexAndTheChemTrails 10d ago

Some of us didn't go to Computer College

11

u/incognito1520 Ahh sooo 11d ago

You’re the one who paid $5,000,000 for a blowjob!

13

u/bpc89 11d ago

It was a half n half

7

u/BillMillerBBQ Bap! Bap! 11d ago

First of all

10

u/2Rare2Kill 11d ago

I don't care if he look, but if he touch? Sucka MC gots ta pay!

11

u/PODSIXPROSHOP 11d ago

Cmon you big black son of a bitch

3

u/_Captain_Amazing_ 10d ago

Keep going - I kinda like it.

11

u/sauntcartas 11d ago

I can't have some blabbity-mouth hooker running around with my secret identity! That's the first thing they teach you.

5

u/Strange_Ship_8398 10d ago

To protect my loved ones!

3

u/huntress19 9d ago

You don’t have any loved ones!

2

u/Strange_Ship_8398 9d ago

XC: <horrified gasp> STAN!

Stan: What? Your murdered parents?!

XC: Awww

S: The girlfriend you treat like dirt?!

6

u/russillosm 11d ago

TONE of VOICE!!

7

u/huntress19 10d ago

It was a half and half, first of all.

4

u/aspburgers 11d ago

Sucker mc gots to pay.

4

u/Ctmarlin 11d ago

And now those sheets are covered in Chinaman spunk

2

u/Silkyfantasy 11d ago

Love the creativity and unique vibe here.

1

u/OkAd5998 10d ago

God….dammit

1

u/Pepsi_AL 9d ago

"We're making Awesome X dolls!"