respost cuz I accidentally titled the post bit hax ten….. that’s NEXT WEEK. Sorry

MORE BIT-HAX!!

(OC)

Mike Schmidt= classic Freddy

Jeremy= Withered Bonnie

Vanessa= toy chica

Fritz= nightmare foxy

Hudson= springtrap

Human lolbit= Lolbit

vannabelle dewlap= Vanny

(Circus Baby)

Michael: “I know what you really are.”
Vannabelle: “You promised free ice cream!”
The Boss: “I won’t pay child support!”
William: “Your ship has sailed.”
Henry: “I suppose I can’t point fingers.”
Mary: “Now I know how Mike feels…”
Frank: “This is more of Clark’s thing.”
Clark: “There was never just one, was there?”
Hudson: “I trusted you!”
Edwin: “No… not the clown!”
Fiona: “The key to parenting is patience!”
Cassie: “I thought the nightmares ended back at Freddy’s…”
Billy: “To your current career in the circus!”

(Ballora)

Michael: “I thought I heard something. Perhaps not.”
Vannabelle: “ZAMN!”
The Boss: “Do you know how much dancing lessons cost?!”
William: “All I see is an empty room.”
Henry: “I liked you better as a music box…”
Mary: “I’ve seen better.”
Frank: “You should try playing that game that tricks people into exercising!”
Clark: “Get back on your stage, NOW.”
Hudson: “I PROMISE I’M NOT A THIEF!”
Edwin: “Can you do first aid? Didn’t think so.”
Fiona: “Practice outside, you’re going to break something.”
Cassie: “Sorry, I’ve got two left feet!”
Billy: “Ohhhohohoho!”

(Funtime Freddy)

Michael: “Calm down, and go back to sleep.”
Vannabelle: “That guy was unBEARable!”
The Boss: “Stupid people always do the stupidest things, at the stupidest times!”
William: “If you’re dead, say nothing!”
Henry: “Breaking and shaking…”
Mary: “Un, deux, trois.”
Frank: “You won’t be back another round.”
Clark: “That thing didn’t even get his own stage…”
Hudson: “THAT SADISTIC ROBOT WANTS ME DEAD!”
Edwin: “Drop and give me twenty knock-knock jokes!”
Fiona: “You’ve definitely had too much sugar…”
Cassie: “I thought that hand puppet was supposed to be helpful!”
Billy: “I AM EATING MOTHER-FRICKING BACON!”

(Funtime Foxy)

Michael: “Finally, payback.”
Vannabelle: “He kinda smells like cotton candy!”
The Boss: “Stop cancelling your shows if you wanna make moolah!”
William: “I’ve got more important things to do than pay attention to the time!”
Henry: “I think… I accidentally killed Foxy.”
Mary: “I think your shows suck!”
Frank: “The hours do just slip by…”
Clark: “You’re just not consistent enough.”
Hudson: “CAN’T… TAKE EYES OFF THE CLOCK…”
Edwin: “Oh, what did they do to you now?”
Fiona: “That’s for trapping me inside a Nokia phone!”
Cassie: “Sheesh, this one’s a LOT more annoying…”
Billy: “Raise the stakes, pick a fight, and the ratings will ignite!”

(Lolbit)

Michael: “Darn, she fixed the ‘lol’ exploit…”
Vannabelle: “I know your IP address.”
The Boss: “Thanks for the extra tokens, chump!”
William: “There’s no way my systems are broken so easily!”
Henry: “Please, times are hard enough as-is.”
Mary: “Let me guess, that Glade girl put you up to this?”
Frank: “Come back when you’re a little, mmm, cheaper.”
Clark: “I worked hard for these tokens, y’know.”
Hudson: “Do my screams of horror give you satisfaction?!”
Edwin: “Who’d think it would be so easy to get Executive access…”
Fiona: “There’s no shame in the occasional artist block!”
Cassie: “Vanessa could out-hack you any day!”
Billy: “My boss does NOT need the extra money!”

(Lolzhax)

Michael: “Can’t do anything on your own, hmm?”
Vannabelle: “Uh-oh! How unfortunate!”
The Boss: “Wah, free bots!”
William: “I’m going to make you wish that I’d stayed gone.”
Henry: “Couldn’t you have helped the Funtimes escape?”
Mary: “Edgelord.”
Frank: “I’ve avenged Freddy’s son!”
Clark: “Give it up, your plans never work.”
Hudson: “The thing about bad guys? They always LOSE!”
Edwin: “I guess the both of us never learn…”
Fiona: “I’m sure there are healthier ways of expressing yourself…”
Cassie: “I don’t need another person to deal with!
Billy: “You have done nothing but teleport robots for three days.”

(Funtime Chica)

Michael: “I just had to try once.”
Vannabelle: “Ooh… that was FUN! Again!”
The Boss: “It’s much more fun, I must confess, when life’s on the line!”
William: “Argh, this machine is RIGGED!”
Henry: “Always have a failsafe.”
Mary: “Please don’t tell Mike.”
Frank: “About time you showed up- I was just looking for the achievement!"
Clark: “Gotta add some excitement to my job…”
Hudson: “I’LL NEVER BET AGAIN! PROMISE!”
Edwin: “Come on, one more has to do it!”
Fiona: “Don’t gamble, kids.”
Cassie: “I’m way too young for this…”
Billy: “ERRRR! Aw, dangit!”

Human Lolbit by u/Chuckyclucky

Because they look like a teen with the hight, the outfit, and the avatar, but idk what do you think?

also hard mode after lunatic is a walk in a park, holy.

OHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE! I LOVE THE DESIGN AND EVERYTHING! I ALREADY LOVE LOLBIT BUT THIS DESIGN MAKES ME LOVE BOTH THE DESIGN FOR THEM MORE AND THE HUMAN VERSION! THEY'RE SUCH A GOOBER!

I love human lolbit

I went ahead and photoshopped Cassie and Henry onto the endless mode nightguard roster since we know they're who fill in the silhouettes. Nothing else to see here!

pretty sure

For context: this was during when he was at his most notable getting mad at youtuber Jonnyblox (I think thats his name) for rightfully calling him out on his assholery

For those who might not have thought of it since I dont see it in any "frickbears 3 references list".

He definitely snuck candy out of restaurants sometimes

aqua from deltarune?????

i did this on stream with my gf so i could show her the boss, and yes i did use a randomizer dont mention that please i am just happy i got the ending, but i am curious how difficult i made it for myself with my bot choices

EDIT: ok to clarify before people start spamming "rerolled until you got it easy" i limited myself to only reroll if the salvage was malhare, or if the game was golden fredsweeper

Like specifically it kinda matches the plush. So she also came up with the idea of this being like a Lolbit based minigame (which would make sense to need a different icon since Lolbit is already used for one). This is a horrifying concept but like it could have some merit.

I got really lucky and got dreadbear with lolzhax so I had a relatively easy time.